I always knew Posh was a shemalien from Venus and now here's proof. She floats! She totally looks like a teen alien boy here. Tommy Girl has new jack-off material for the weekend! Thanks to Posh!

Here's the shemalien promoting her line of overpriced crap jeans in London.

Wenn



gucci's picture

She's living proof that human beings do desend from apes.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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kacky's picture

lol @ shitwaffle, never heard that one before.

Meanwhile, I loved those pants back when they were in style. Easy to shorten, you just folded up more cuff. Mine were plaid.

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A video movie could improve your life.

pathetic clothes

Bda's picture

She is so ugly and skinny! Does she seriously think that she looks attractive?

Aphid's picture

Submitted by Sexysingle on May 16, 2008 - 6:00am.
Do you hear of Chinese Earthquake? It is so serious now. I saw some pics and videos about it from http://www.bigblackconnect.com/, I am so sad to it. How should we help them?

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Why don't you go over there, stand under a building on the verge of collapse, and wait for an aftershock, shitwaffle? GOD I can't believe you're using this tragedy to peddle your bullshit.

OT: Ridic! Piggy Posh thinks she's hot shit but she's really just cold diarrhea.

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Submitted by Sexysingle on May 16, 2008 - 9:00am.

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Go play in heavy traffic, you poo-munching troglodyte!

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
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LoLo's picture

Shes like a little mini T-rex with that pose!
ARRRRRRRR!
Like she will bite you on your ankles and sounds like the Tazmanian Devil!

arrr bilibilawwwwwwwww!

Loose's picture

If I could afford them I'd buy a pair.
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Granny Clampett's picture

She looks dyke-alicious

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

I like the pants...I like 'em a lot.

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Mabel Hodges's picture

I was gonna say the top needs to be paired with something better, like a black skirt or slacks. Now I get it.

That would have looked sexier with a too-tight rocker tee. This just looks...dumb.

Love ya anyway, Posh. Now go eat Heidi's cupcake. Not *that* one, people! Gawd. But it's nice to know your mind is with mine. In the gutter.

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

She REALLY does have the body of a thirteen year old.
Is she a size 00? She is too skinny to the point of it looking gross.

reinvention's picture

i can't believe i'm thinking this but i really like what she's wearing. her trousers could use a little hemming, but i would wear that (in a much much bigger size)

yippee!☺

muncle's picture

In this picture, she actually looks OK form neck down...
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NitWitty's picture

This is SUCH a rip-off of 1978-1980 teenaged fashion! Damn, is she over 40?!
You wore Chimen de fur Jeans with such skinny legs they cut off your circulation and they went wide and long enough at the bottoms to cover your entire 5 inch Cherokee wedgie sandals and not be able to see your feet when you walked. Gah! Style stealer!

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

AngiesSoVein's picture

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veryoldbat's picture

Posh Hooves?

Do you think she's designing for the V Bat
too. I want a pair..bwhahahaha.

Posh hooves. Well dressed vodka smatterings through my snub nose. Well done.

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Bat's in Space

The pants have been crisply ironed so that there is a crease down the front of each leg. Is there no misguided fashion trend from the past that won't reappear? Or maybe sometimes people just find a warehouse full of old merchandise in good condition and think, "why not?"

doodlewhore's picture

MK has inspired me for the billionth time. I bring you my artist conception of Vicky's feet. http://doodlewhore.blogspot.com/2008/05/poshs-hooves.html

http://doodlewhore.com/
http://www.handsomedevilpress.com

LagrimitasDulces's picture

I used to wear my pants like that in Middle School. I can't believe flares are coming back. When it rained they always got SOAKED on the bottom, though, and they'd be cold all day.

“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”

veryoldbat's picture

Dead Actress,
That may very well be her truffle stash.
Say it ain't toe. Chortle.

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z-listed's picture

Someone must have told her to step it up in the promotion department because the sour Ms Beckham is actually trying to look alive and interested in what she is doing. I may also have seen an attempt at a smile!

She's gotta do something to sell them or all the trendy places like Kitsens is going to send them back to her Palace!

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Submitted by veryoldbat on May 15, 2008 - 11:04pm.
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LOL! I have no idea. I just can't stand clothing that drags on the floor like that. By end of day, it's filthy and the person looks unkempt.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

veryoldbat's picture

Dead Actress.
There was a huge truffel shortage this spring.
So I suppose couture in July is right out.
The ferrel rodent when not scaring us by trying
to escape from her bag was scarfing away in Paris?
Say it isn't so. we will have to send
her to Lady Marchmain for gluttony.

I think I see I truffle trying to escape
those shower curtains she wearing.

What did happened to her feet? Did her children
chew them off?

Submitted by mike on May 15, 2008 - 10:57pm.

What happened to the "night crew" or whatever they were called. This place used to be rockin' around this time each night, but lately, it's been pretty moribund.

De nite crew got killid off by a few spychotic bicthes who cudd not stick t' topic or webuhre c'plete widout humour.

MK has many alts on hehe t' keep de peace but he final made ebehyone log in t' be aggle t' post which I am glad f'.

Peoble webuhre usigg up alot of his bandwidd wid ibble chatteh.

Dis is MK's webuhbsite not ours affeh all.

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Submitted by veryoldbat on May 15, 2008 - 10:52pm.
D.A.
I've got nothing against the wrangler.
I've got him bound with tit tape as we speak.
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Tit tape has its uses. Just ask Jlo. Hey! Ask me. lol

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

mike's picture

What happened to the "night crew" or whatever they were called. This place used to be rockin' around this time each night, but lately, it's been pretty moribund.

"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08

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Submitted by veryoldbat on May 15, 2008 - 10:46pm.
Dead Actress,
Your wish is my command unless I'm occupied.
Here goes:
She's got exceptional posture for a rodent.
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lol. When hunting for truffles - that little snout of hers never disappoints. Of course, she eats them and spits them out. Calories, you know.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

veryoldbat's picture

D.A.

I've got nothing against the wrangler.
I've got him bound with tit tape as we speak.

soul's picture

we wore those PANTS back when; bellbottoms! :)
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veryoldbat's picture

Bats in Space! who gave that ferrel rodent
the idea that she could design. Peter, Nina
and Heidi need a good thrashing and I'm just the
bat to do it.
D.A. you know how sensitive I am. you must warn me. Or at least supply heavy narcotics.

dead-actress's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 15, 2008 - 10:45pm.
and after I let my license lapse....
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lol. Oh, honey..since when has that ever stopped you? Wrangling implants is a talent all its own.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

veryoldbat's picture

Dead Actress,
Your wish is my command unless I'm occupied.

Here goes:

She's got exceptional posture for a rodent.

Bats Flying low

Team Valtrex's picture

Submitted by dead-actress on May 15, 2008 - 10:40pm.

and after I let my license lapse....

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dead-actress's picture

Say something nice....
She must have hired a professional implant wrangler. The boobs are nicely tucked inside that blouse...

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

veryoldbat's picture

Miss Posh has that Vlad the Empaler lip curl.
I bet she has little batty wings under all that
tulle and organza. Tulle, organza + lycra polly?
Fire the straight boy that dressed you. Or just
bite him.

Bats Flying Low

SkyBitch's picture

I LOVE her lipstick!!!

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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on May 16, 2008 - 12:17pm.
That top would look nice if it had a larger bow on the front....

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yeah to cover her whole face... lol!

Manimal5's picture

The pants look alright but that top, a bow? or two fighting black octopussessesssess.

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P.T.Bull's picture

That top would look nice if it had a larger bow on the front....

dead-actress's picture

I hate this bitch and her hideous jeans.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

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Submitted by _ on May 15, 2008 - 8:52pm.
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Truly, yours is a tale of woe. No feetes is a serious thing, not to be taken lightly.

I will be sending good thought your way. And the way of your family. And various and sundry feetesless pets.

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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 15, 2008 - 9:48pm.

No feet not funby. Gawlly!My famly habe no feet. My cats habe no feet. My dogs habe no feet. My sheep habe no feet. Uhhh My truck has no feet. Eben my chairs habe no feet!

mike's picture

What's the deal with the last three thumbs? The poses look like something out of an old action tv show, like Wonder Woman.

"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

"I ain't gotta no feet-ah baby"

Iron Butterfly. Sort of.

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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......

What are these? skinny fat pants, where's Mischa.

GO AWAY VB!! The USA doesn't want you, go away now.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 15, 2008 - 9:41pm.

I am glad I am not de on one who dinks dat team valtex. dank you!

Prideless's picture

I do like her with darker hair (and upswept hair), but those trousers! Are they jeans or just jean-coloured twill?

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Submitted by _ on May 15, 2008 - 9:31pm.

You said it! HA

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

Dis woman looks too din t' webuhar elephant leg pants 'n heh bow bra top looks horrid along wid heh pig nose she poits down now.

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