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Two girls told Life & Style that Vince Vaughn turned down a threesome with them. Like that ball of dough would ever turn down a threesome.
Sisters Liza and Suzi Graves said they met Vince at Velvet Margarita bar in LA last week. Suzi said that her sister dared her to ask Vince if he wanted to have a threesome. She said, "On the dance floor, we made eye contact, and I pinched his butt. When he turned around, I said, 'I just wanted to say you're hilarious!' He looked surprised and said, 'You don't think that's been used on me before?'"
When she asked if he wanted to do sexay times with them, Vince said, "No, honey, that won't be happening tonight."
Oh please! This is what really happened. Vince accepted their threesome proposal, but wanted to hit up an all-you-can-eat Korean buffet first. When he finally woofed down his 28th BBQ pork leg, they went back to his hotel. Vince got undressed and the girls immediately started going into violent convulsions. They threw up everything they've ever eaten. Vince quickly put his velvet robe on and gave the girls $1,000 each to forget this whole little thing. He threw in another couple grand if they told a tabloid he was the one who turned him down.
I'm the biggest slut the world has ever seen and I still wouldn't hit that. Ok, yes I would. Only for the free Korean BBQ!
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Whoa, them's some purty peepers. Dayum.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
Clarisse..you nailed it. He was HHHHOTT in Return to Paradise. The scene where he's in the claw-foot bathtub...ROWR!!!
He seriously needs to lay off the sauce.
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First off, sisters engaging in 3-way sex, fucking gross. Second, after enough threesomes, that can even become tiresome, especially for the dude who has to do all the work.
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What's up with the Travolta hair?
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I thought the same thing.
I don't have a sister, but if I did I don't think I'd wanna suck her face and tits, much less mow her lawn.
On the threesomes, madam s, that's very good advice. Don't ever do it with someone you want to see again.
Letinstar, who is that in your avie?
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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA
Ugh! I keep seeing Vince Vaughn everywhere today! Last night, I had a nightmare that he got me pregnant on a flight to Alaska (?? I know, WTF?) then I was looking the in phone book for where I could get an abortion, because I don't even want kids by my husband! But I kept dicking around and never getting around to it, because I felt awful about killing my baby, even if it was with yucky Vince Vaughn and I didn't want it, and I was like 4 months pregnant by the end of the dream with this hard fat belly. I finally woke up and was relieved to see my husband, and my hand went to my stomach to make sure nothing was there! But now, Vince Vaughn gives me the heebie jeebies, and it's the third time I've seen something about him today, and he's not even in anything currently!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 15, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by madam s. on May 15, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Everyone should probably have ONE threesome in their lifetime.
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I did, in my parents bed...I was like 17.
*looking in mirror* YOU WHORE!
Oh, my parents were not there...
OBVIOUSLY you're not from the South, Ms. K
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
not that i find vince sexy these days, but those chicks must've looked a pair of feet for him to turn them down...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Madame S.
Never had one, but I appreciate your hot tips - for the future...*wink*!
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Vince! What the hell happened? You used to not be so bloated... :(
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He looks my cat horking up a hair ball in this pic.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Maybe they would've been more successful if they offered him an 8-ball first...
Submitted by Sheeps on May 15, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Conjoined twins is not technically a "threesome,"
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Two-and-a-halfsome?
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Submitted by madam s. on May 15, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Everyone should probably have ONE threesome in their lifetime.
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I did, in my parents bed...I was like 17.
*looking in mirror* YOU WHORE!
Oh, my parents were not there...
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Why are u picking on him? He seems like a really decent guy and he's not stupid enough to hop in bed with just anyone. And if you see overweight on him, well I'm afraid that you have weight and body image issues yourself, cause he isn't.
No,no, no...I will not replace the cute Vince with the bloated and fat Vince. Never!
Here is his when he was still cute:
http://thepics.ru/not-wallpapers/mans/vince_vaughn/vince_vaughn_1.jpg
http://thebosh.com/archives/Vince-Vaughn-stormed.jpg
Submitted by mike on May 15, 2008 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 15, 2008 - 6:19pm.
I once had a menage a moi.
That happens to be my speciality.
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It is?! Oooohhhh
Hey you get off my cloud...
Submitted by madam s. on May 15, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Follow these suggestions and you should be fine.
Hyper-edifying. Conjoined twins is not technically a "threesome," but "conjoined-twinsome" sounds so tawdry.
I'm not sure if a threesome with conjoined siblings is a good idea or not. I have no expertise in this area.
Everyone should probably have ONE threesome in their lifetime. And as per mike's comment, I suggest you work it out so that you're the center of attention. Also, don't do it with your mate/spouse or anyone you care to stay friends with. Then don't ever do it again.
Follow these suggestions and you should be fine.
thanks for the link doodoo.. they're rockabilly, not goth. I thought one of em was kinda hot in a rebel flag waving, skinny capris and platforms, full sleeve with twotone hair kind of way
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on May 15, 2008 - 3:23pm.
They are unattractive goth chicks...its a wonder what you find when you google.
The story now makes a lot more sense, in various ways. But they don't look bad for wannabe tuff girls from NoHo.
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I like how the chicks who supposedly said this to vince vaughn have the Spin Doctors, little miss can't be wrong playing on their myspace page. What a fucking lame ass song.
They are unattractive goth chicks...its a wonder what you find when you google.
Heres their link:
www.myspace.com/ladydeathxxx
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
Submitted by mike on May 15, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 15, 2008 - 6:19pm.
I once had a menage a moi.
That happens to be my speciality.
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Cochinos! LOL
BTW mike, I see your red avi.
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Submitted by mike on May 15, 2008 - 3:20pm.
I know what you mean. But the other night, I said to myself, "That won't be happening tonight."
Why the harshness on Vince? At least it goes to show he isn't into picking up cheap sluts in bars. There has to be some truth to the story, otherwise, who would really admit "fatty" turned the two of them down? It's kind of humiliating, makes me think they must have been really fugly bitches.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 15, 2008 - 6:19pm.
I once had a menage a moi.
That happens to be my speciality.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
Vince, dude, for fuck's sake! Get yo fat ass on that treadmill! Then I suggest you get a few weeks of sleep.
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So I guess you want me to paint your chair?
Vince is alright, but I wouldn't want to do a twosome with him.
Hey you get off my cloud...
I once had a menage a moi.
Madam S. is right -- those sisters were probably circus freaks.
And I'm with Mike and TheBreakdown -- threesomes suck. Trust. Vince probably already knows this.
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"It was strange how most of the time we got along so well, but then there were these periods when it was a good things the knives were in the drawer and not out on display."
I still love VV. I would do him 9 ways to Sunday and then make his chubby ass a pot roast.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 15, 2008 - 6:09pm.
No, the fucked up thing is that's one I uploaded last night (then removed when I saw how geeky it looked as an avie). I was trying to upload a different pic.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
I still love him. I'm sorry!! However it wouldn't kill him to get rid of at least ONE of those bags under his eyes. I've never actually seen anyone with two before.
I'd still give his weenie a vagi-hug though. Old habits die hard.
Mike I see you smiling reeeaaallyyy hard in your pic. Is that the one you are trying to change?
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Clarisse You're so money and you don't even know it!
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Has anyone else had extreme difficulty changing avies? Something very strange is going on there.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
Submitted by madam s. on May 15, 2008 - 5:59pm.
Can we talk about what these sisters probably looked like? I mean, first of all, they are SISTERS who are willing to have sex together with him. I wonder if they were conjoined? That would make more sense.
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lol. I'm thinking carnie freak show material. Some men never appreciate what's in front of them! Pfft!
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80% nsfw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKxbsI_Ux6M
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Submitted by madam s. on May 15, 2008 - 2:59pm.
When they told him they were Thai, they actually meant Siamese.
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Not enough info to make a call on what happened.
Were they ugly?
Had he already been laid last night...or this morning?
Are you sure she wasn't ugly as a dumptruck?
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
God he is so ugly now. I would normally say he has hamburger eyes (lids = buns, lashes = lettuce) but he's got double double animal style eyes! WTF happened to him, he was so hot (or money if you prefer) in Swingers. Gross. I would need beer goggles now to fuck him.
For the longest time, he was sex in a can to me. Ever since right around The Breakup I got over it
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Can we talk about what these sisters probably looked like? I mean, first of all, they are SISTERS who are willing to have sex together with him. I wonder if they were conjoined? That would make more sense.
Other than the fact that he is fug-ly, what is up with that Count Dracula (or should I say, (Count Chocula) hairline he has going on in that pic?
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Talk abut beat face!?
Goddamn, Jennifer Aniston sucked out what little mojo he had left to begin with.
And yes, threesomes are way overrated. It's better with 5 or more.
Less work and you can take breaks.
So I've *heard*
www.myspace.com/triston
Oh, Vince...lay off the sauce, honey. That devil's brew & buffet is siphoning the hot & funny out of you faster than you can blink.
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I suspect Vince is what we in the business call an emotional eater.
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