Cue The Laugh Track
Two girls told Life & Style that Vince Vaughn turned down a threesome with them. Like that ball of dough would ever turn down a threesome.
Sisters Liza and Suzi Graves said they met Vince at Velvet Margarita bar in LA last week. Suzi said that her sister dared her to ask Vince if he wanted to have a threesome. She said, "On the dance floor, we made eye contact, and I pinched his butt. When he turned around, I said, 'I just wanted to say you're hilarious!' He looked surprised and said, 'You don't think that's been used on me before?'"
When she asked if he wanted to do sexay times with them, Vince said, "No, honey, that won't be happening tonight."
Oh please! This is what really happened. Vince accepted their threesome proposal, but wanted to hit up an all-you-can-eat Korean buffet first. When he finally woofed down his 28th BBQ pork leg, they went back to his hotel. Vince got undressed and the girls immediately started going into violent convulsions. They threw up everything they've ever eaten. Vince quickly put his velvet robe on and gave the girls $1,000 each to forget this whole little thing. He threw in another couple grand if they told a tabloid he was the one who turned him down.
I'm the biggest slut the world has ever seen and I still wouldn't hit that. Ok, yes I would. Only for the free Korean BBQ!
Submitted by r5bales on May 16, 2008 - 8:47am.
Aphid..... How do you know all this stuff?
You are my hero.
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I live with a walking, talking rockabilly/blues encyclopedia. It's through osmosis because he'll get into dates and obscure record labels and my eyes will start to glaze over....
Hi Sheeps! xoxox
Aphid..... How do you know all this stuff?
You are my hero.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Submitted by Aphid on May 16, 2008 - 7:35am.
Sorry I'm a day late and a dollar short!
Yaaaaaay!
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
Sorry I'm a day late and a dollar short!
Work's been kicking my ass lately. Anyway Dx3 was right, it's a mixture of hillbilly music with the strong rock drum beat, always played with the slapping of the stand-up (a.k.a. doghouse) bass, and it gets its roots from a little jump blues too. I've heard earliest stuff that is circa early 40's.
Stray Cats is what you'd call neo-rockabilly, they brought about a second wave of interest in it in the 80's.
I can not stand TINY TINY TINY NOSES and far apart Huge ass eyes anymore and Britney Spears is close to that too.
Stars are hilarious they all are ending up with tiny noses and HUGE ASS EYES because of their noses being decreased.... Vince Vaughn, Angelina Jolie, Kate Hudson... there could be more... aliens!
My man Vince has discerning taste in women.........the sisters were "inbred freckled twats".....and he wanted no part of them!!!!!
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I believe it. He probably at least has enough sense to know that no matter what he said, they'd run to the press with it, which is what they did. Better that he didn't fuck them, they'd tell allll about it.
Or, maybe they were too fug, even for him.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Manimal, I don't even wanna think about that lol.
*Sigh* What is this world coming to..
Sin is in, Sweetie♥
"when vince vaughn shoed up to the VMC i just HAD to prank the fool. i mean.. he was asking for it... lookin all sweaty in a flannel shirt. too easy."
Well, that explains it then, he was ASKING for it! What woman can resist a guy who's looking all sweaty in a flannel shirt? He was totally on the prowl! Stupid hobag.
Off topic: Mary Carey was there all wasted? I don't know why, but that makes me feel really sad for Dr. Drew :(
What a stupid idiot, really. So it's a joke to make Vince Vaughn look BAD?. Is she THAT stupid? OK, I think I did answer myself here. Anyway, point is, she made herself look like a complete stupid idiot brainless STD-ridden slut with $20 extra bucks. Nice one, shit-head.. nice one.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by eleni on May 16, 2008 - 2:10am.
I wonder what she would have done for...say..40 bucks? What a Hobag.
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Sluzzi sluz posted a myspace blog, trying to make herself look good. Delusional much? Lol
"The Vince Vaughn Thing"
alright guys.
life & style skewed the thing quite a bit.
i'm going to clear this shit up once and for all. i'll never talk about it ever again either. so dont bother asking!
May 5th, the Velvet Margarita Cantina.
suzi, liza, laura jean, and my BOYFRIEND dave were at VMC drinking for cinco de mayo and joking about mary carey, and all the other wasted celebrities there... who doesnt bag on vince vaughn every once n a whilr, eh?
so there we were, having fun and liza and i were playing the "would you... with him??" kinda game and the subject of vinny came up, along with that story of Owen Wilson asking some broad to have a threesome with him and Vince Vaughn, and she turned him down, yadda yadda yadda... how funny... not..
so if you know me you know im a practical joker. when vince vaughn shoed up to the VMC i just HAD to prank the fool. i mean.. he was asking for it... lookin all sweaty in a flannel shirt. too easy.
liza, lj, dave and i end up standing near him and i decide to pinch his ass for the hell of it. he turns around, we giggle, he gives us a dirty look and says "you dont think thats been done before honey?" i'm like OH HELL NO.
dont be rude to me your lucky i touched that thing!
a few drinks later i decide to put vince vaughn in his place. liza bets me $20 (and what drunk little girl is gunna turn that down? im no pussy) to go sit next to him and invite him into a threesome with me n "my sister"
i fucken did it, okay? no big deal! he looked mortified and disgusted and it was not even that funny!!! and when he turned me down i simply laughed in his fat face and said, "thats cool, i just made $20 off you dude!"
i got up, he left... i told a few girls in the ladies bathroom and one happened to work for life & style. i almost didnt sell them the story because i dont think it was very funny. but you people love that shit dont you?
and im not goth, slutty, or stupid. my boyfriend was there and we all had a good laugh over poor vince vaughn.
"YOUR SO MONEY BABY YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT"
there ya go.
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"and im not goth, slutty, or stupid. my boyfriend was there and we all had a good laugh over poor vince vaughn."
Sluz, you are D.) all of the above
& now we're having a good laugh over poor you.
Sin is in, Sweetie♥
Best part about the whole thing? Little miss Suzi calls herself 'Suzi Homewrecker'
More like Sleazy Homewrecker. I, personally think the name Sluzi fits her best. It has a ring to it. So Klassy.
Sin is in, Sweetie♥
haha! Dumbasses. I bet these whores think they are the shit. Anyway, they'll milk this story for their 15 seconds of fame.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
I just don;t get the whole "siblings who share sex partners with each other" thing. And while they are together, that's just gross.
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"i don't need protection, i need restraint."
Yeah, I would say that Vince dodged a bullet with these ones.
Vince was like two Carbombs away from saying, "I don't think that sister's been used on me before."
Eleni!! LMAOOOO
OMG! I wouldn't even let those two skanks near my DOG! Holy hell...I've seen homeless people that look cleaner than these slags!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Eww. I did a little googling, and I almost wish I hadn't. Here are the fugs in all of their gothic hooker glory.
I had to make a special photobucket account & all lol just to let everyone see..
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk194/elenix3/uu.jpg
Sin is in, Sweetie♥
Good thing he turned them down. They would have played him like a fiddle or maybe a skin flute.
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Submitted by mike on May 15, 2008 - 10:38pm.
HAHAHAHAHA perv!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 15, 2008 - 10:20pm.
I think it was the Landers sisters that wanted a 3way.
It's possible. I remember when I was approached by the Olsen twins about ten years ago.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
Anyone who would bang 2 sisters in a threesome is one nasty fuck. These sisters are nasty fucks too.
Why would two women (even one) want to approach this has-been? Nothing about him is appealing. Nothing.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by beephonkbeep on May 15, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Maybe it was really the Hilton sisters. Like everything else that's not tied down, that seems to be right up Paris' alley.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Sheeps-- you are absolutely correct. Many referred to Elvis as Rockabilly, and he wasn't the first.
maybe vince has standards??
I think it was the Landers sisters that wanted a 3way.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 15, 2008 - 9:10pm.
Submitted by r5bales on May 15, 2008 - 7:00pm.
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Rockabilly has it roots in Country/Bluegrass and early R&R. It came about as kind of an earlier version of late 50's rock and roll and was prevalent in the South.
Hope this helps and Sheeps, where the hell IS Aphid?
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Submitted by r5bales on May 15, 2008 - 7:00pm.
Dude/dudette! It's waaay older than that. Ask Aphid.
Sisters having a threesome? I would've said "No, honey, that won't be happening tonight" too. Uhm maybe they came across a bit too aggresive (ie: STD infested skanks), or maybe they were just butt ugly fat cows.
What does "Rockabilly" mean anyway?
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I think that band Stray Cats was the beginning of rockabilly.
We're gonna rock this town
Rock it inside out.
We're gonna rock this town
make it scream and shout.
Were gonna rock this town.
Simething, something something....
OK I am not as good as Mrs Kravitz.
He is hot like a digg dat cleans out your bagina
OK, after going to their site, I get the idea they do this kind of thing regularly. They call themselves "Team Chivet" Vince was smart to say no. He knew he would be front and center of TMZ with these two telling all. Just like Tony Romo is now.
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 15, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Sorry to those who like him, but he is the biggest douche in the universe.
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Is he really? Maybe I should take back that nice comment I made about him...lol.
“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
Sorry to those who like him, but he is the biggest douche in the universe.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
I actually respect him for turning those sluts down. Apparently not every guy wants a one nighter and won't sleep with just anyone. He'll save himself a few STDs this way. I say, good for him. (Even though he is FUGLY!!!)
“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on May 15, 2008 - 6:39pm.
What does "Rockabilly" mean anyway? Emo is EMOtional...blah blah blah, but what did rockabilly come from?
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It means a mix of Rock-n-Roll and Hillbilly, which basically means Country.
I like Vince, but you can tell the fast life has put some mileage on him.
What does "Rockabilly" mean anyway? Emo is EMOtional...blah blah blah, but what did rockabilly come from?
This story needs context i.e. PICTURES of the chicks who propositioned him. Usually looks don't matter too much a guy will be happy to oblige but...they must have been pretty rough for him to take a pass.
What the fuck? Did hell freeze over?
wow, they are double bags. I hope he takes a long nap and gives us a better picture. I like him.
I'm just now looking at the pic, and damn if those aren't some bags under his eyes. Double-bagged.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
next he'll be approached by Thing 1 and Thing 2
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
That was classy of him. How desperate are those girls to advertise this dis just to get attention? Sad.
New respect for VV!
Omg sisters doing sexy?? Nasty f*cks.
Sorry, he is nasty and I would not fuck him for any reason. he leaves me cold.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.