How Do You Say "4 Saggy Hags" In German?

Oooh, I missed some conversation in Italian. :-)

What's so great about Raoul Bova btw? A friend of mine looks like him but cuter... like a male model but with a funny personality.

Meglio Clooney sul lago che Bova sotto casa!

It looks like Kim couldn't quite reduce back to her original weight on the show. She's been looking a bit hefty in recent pictures. I'm sure she tried hard as hell though and she looks fine to me. An older woman is supposed to look somewhat more matronly.

SJP is another one that tries very hard to look her best. She must have been so hurt by the Maxim's comments. Yet, I believe this backlash was justified in the sense that she is over-rated for her looks and as an actress. I would agree with Maxim's opinion that most straight man find her annoying and not sexy.

aw, MK, I dont know why youre so hard on SJPeePee... I think she looks nice here...
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I love Kristin Davis' dress!!! She looks great.

That being said, I think I watched maybe two episodes of that stupid show, so I am certainly never going to watch a movie about it.

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just noticed horsey has a big mole on her chin. eww. I'll probably wait for the video on this one, but luv me some Mr. Big.

Ummm, KD's shoes ...

Didn't notice the tongue pose, because I usually skip her face and just check out her clothes and shoes. Lovely dress, and yes - great body!
But I didn't like the show and I won't be watching the film.

am i the only person who hates sex & the city? you couldn't pay me to sit thru a full episode let alone a full movie.

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I think SJP is gorgeous. Her body is slamming and she is always put together. Please stop hating on her MK.
Cynthia Nixon has been looking good since she became a lesbian. Wonder why that is......

Ricki Lake- YES - they always gave Samantha fuck ugly power suits, etc. She has the ugliest dress here too. They ALL look great here and Miranda doesn;t look like the homely drip she did when she started out on the show. These pictures do not seem touched up either so..
Their makeup looks great too. Smart- they realize piling it on will make them look old. A huge mistake women get dressed up and think you need to pile on spackle too. Clearly PAtricia Field made no contribution to these outfits b/c SHE SUCKS!

Dese ug old bitches do not neid a moobie. Dey neid a coffin.

Pale, tan, pale, tan.

Firstly, these women are NOT saggy or hags! They are gorgeous, fabulous, talented actresses. I loved SATC and can't wait to see the movie. Sarah Jessica Parker is one of my all time favourite actresses, she shines.

The blond on the right is certainly 'sturdily built' isn't she?

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SJP does have a hot body to die for, hell I'd more than settle for hers. She works it for all it's worth. Especially after having a sprog.

I know SJP has done tHeaTre and all the other thespian things.

Just an unwashed heathen from the rust belt Midwest. That's probably why I don't appreciate My Little Pony's greatness.

Though we do have a many saddlery stores around here. I could probably find a fairly classy feedbag at Arizona Saddlery for SJP.

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I also want to add, Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't just have a body, she has THE body. It's not just great, it's perfect. How many people can really say that? I'm sure she'll say she has physical flaws but look at her - and she's like, 40. The hat thing was obviously way over-the-top, but I just don't see why people don't give SJP a fair shake. Harumph.

They all look great, although Kristin's attire is quite questionable. SJP's dress is FABULOUS (a supergay word I don't use too often, and Cynthia Nixon has never looked better. Kim Catrall looks fine, as always, but I've never really liked those kind of poufy 80's women's powersuit-esque clothes they always put on Samantha, and this dress is reminiscent. SJP does not look like a horse, she looks like a beautiful, quirky woman with a great personality and keen fashion sense.

Don't look saggy to me. The three ladies with the horse look great.

Submitted by Kaya on May 15, 2008 - 7:15pm.
I saw SJP on Oprah a week or two ago and she repeatedly made that tongue-sticking-out expression like she was trying to be sexy. It was very distracting and annoying.
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Horses tend to do that just after you remove the bit.

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

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I saw SJP on Oprah a week or two ago and she repeatedly made that tongue-sticking-out expression like she was trying to be sexy. It was very distracting and annoying. Looks like she's trying to develop this new "sexy face" to counteract being called the unsexiest woman in America or whatever it was in Maxim magazine - which I thought was unduly harsh - but this face is getting on my nerves!

I love the design on SJP's dress; I need one like hers that gives the illusion of a smaller waist. How clever!!

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on May 15, 2008 - 7:07pm

yes, it only works when the person is not trying that hard and is done in a way that appears that you are not aware that you look provocative doing it

SJP always gets the best dresses. Kim looks fierce is everything, but I don't like orange.

I noticed the stupid tongue pose too.
Yeesh...is that supposed to be sexy?

this is the second time SJP has the same look on her face whit her tongue out,

Spoiler: there are 5 wedding dresses on the Movie but im not goin to say who are the people wearing them

I'm over this movie. I read the spoiler-laden review at one of the NYC papers and was satisfied.

That dress looks awful on Kim. Too clingy. But I do like Kristin's dress -- a nice retro vibe goin' on.

My Little Pony is in a class by herself. At the racecourse.

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Submitted by Clarisse on May 15, 2008 - 1:46pm.

Actually "scheiste" means "shit" which amounts to the same thing when it come them.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 15, 2008 - 11:52pm.

Grazie. Tu sei molto simpatica
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Mai quanto te tesoro :-)

I always found funny how the meaning of "sympathy" was completely changed in Italian from its original Greek, that English kept, instead.

* Pregnancy is strange, indeed. It's midnight here and I feel so awake, while in the morning I look like a zombie and just need to sleep. *

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 15, 2008 - 2:55pm.
ANd love her or hate her, the bitch knows how to wear a dress
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Plus, she can tap dance!
Shuffle off to Buffalo!
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 15, 2008 - 2:41pm.
SJP is not pretty, but has a very interesting look. I happen to think she is attractive. I suspect also that she is fully aware she is not a classic beauty and makes the best of what she has.
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I think so too. I actually think in her own way she is kind of pretty, only because she knows how to work with what she's got. ANd love her or hate her, the bitch knows how to wear a dress

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Submitted by JeanGenie on May 15, 2008 - 2:48pm.

Grazie. Tu sei molto simpatica

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Oh yay, my week is complete. The 'Sags in the Titty' hags are pictured together again.

the best german translation is: 4 alte schachteln
or: 4 runzelhexen
or: 4 hutzelweibchen

4 saggy hags minus ckk=sjp

In German?

"Vier RockSchlampen"

that covers everything

C-Nix looks the best of the pack. I think SJP has a look, for sure, but it is best served as a stunt double at the Kentucky Derby.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 15, 2008 - 11:42pm.

My new favorite Italian expression (said sarcastically, of course)

Sei proprio un bel tipo tu!
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Grande!

"Che tipo!" can even be enough, if said with the correct amount of sarcasm... ;-)

Submitted by jim on May 15, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Horse face is always licking because IT still thinks IT has IT'S feedbag on!!!
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JIM I am a horse faced girl and I still love you madly!!!!!!
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 15, 2008 - 2:41pm.

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My new favorite Italian expression (said sarcastically, of course)

Sei proprio un bel tipo tu!

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I agree with Mrs. K:

SJP is not pretty, but has a very interesting look. I happen to think she is attractive. I suspect also that she is fully aware she is not a classic beauty and makes the best of what she has.

And Cynthia does look hot. I usually am not a fan of the chinless thing, but she is really working her hotness these days.

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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Horse face is always licking because IT still thinks IT has IT'S feedbag on!!!

I think they all look awesome, with the exception of Kim Katrall, who's just trying to hard.

"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08

4 Saggein Fraugleins.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Submitted by Clarisse on May 15, 2008 - 11:35pm.

JeanGenie,
Sapresti dirmi come arrivare a casa di Raoul Bova? Good good...that's all's i need. Can i count on you for bail?
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I'm always available when a friend needs help :-D

I was hoping there’d be a new hat today.
Nonetheless, the ladies look nice.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 15, 2008 - 11:31pm.
Submitted by fleur_de_lis on May 15, 2008 - 2:29pm.

there isn't really a short catchy phrase you could use.
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There never is in German, is there? LOL
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Neither there is in Italian, I'm afraid.
It's really so reasonable that Engligh became the most important worldwide language. If I was writing this in Italian it would have taken a line more, at least.

I totally agree with MK on Cynthia looking hot. She's been looking amazing lately. It always bugged me how they downplayed her looks on the show and made her almost butch. I love that color dress on Kim.

fleur_de_lis,
For a language that needs more than one word for the word "THE", there can't be catchphrases! =)

JeanGenie,
Sapresti dirmi come arrivare a casa di Raoul Bova? Good good...that's all's i need. Can i count on you for bail?

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Yeah, I'll probably be watching this too. What do you want?