Angelina Who?
Phoebe Price has landed in Cannes! The other International supermodels can go home now, because the master has arrived. Our lady of chicken cutlets crashed the premiere of "Kung Fu Panda" today. No, PP didn't crash! She's a seat filler. An International seat filler, thank you very much. No, PP was invited....I think...I guess?
I bet you Angelina Jolie tried to get PP off the red carpet, because she was stealing her shine. That's fine. Angelina isn't the first to feel threatened by PP's utter glamour.
Even that skank bag of a woman, Eva LongWHORIA, tried her hardest to take the spotlight. Who the hell does this raccoon-eyed bitch think she is? Eva stole that shit from the costume closet of "Wicked" on Broadway. Stupid tramp! Too bad someone didn't trip her ass down the stairs. A flurry of chiffon flying down the red stairs would have made for a dazzling pre-show.
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Submitted by Rishkin on May 15, 2008 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 15, 2008 - 3:47pm.
I agree, so many people with red hair always wear purple or leopard.
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I sadly agree, most redheads have the worst taste in colours to wear. And you know what, fake redheads are the worst!
I'm a natural redhead with no freckles and just pale... The only shade of purple that suits us is a very bluish indigo.
I wonder who loans PP the loot to fly her gorgeousness all the way to France?
haha I love the bored paparazzi behind Phoebe in her pictures.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Does Pheebs just take her own photographer(cough, mom, cough) with her everywhere? Look at the paps in the background. They're completely disinterested in her and yet her picture is splashed around everywhere. (Which it should be, as she is a vision of loveliness.)
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 15, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Hi socky, nice to see ya while the sun is still shining
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*sock monkey cartwheel* Yeah, Viva! Hi! *sock monkey hug & smooch* Nice to see you! Had some time to hang out on the Dlisted Playground this afternoon.
ON T: PP needs to have those chicken cutlets shaved down a tad. They're taking over her face.
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First, PP showed up on Dlisted every once in a while, pretty soon it was every day. Then she was voted Hot Slut of the Whatever. Next she shows up on the cover of The National Enquirer and now she is at Cannes with Angelina Jolie!
Can worldwide fame be far behind?
God help us if I am right but I keep having this "vision." A vision that soon every American will have the name Phoebe Price on his or her lips.
She will be Hillary's running mate.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 15, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Actually, VLL, the Red Hat Society got its name and concept from that poem.
http://www.wheniamanoldwoman.com/pages/348544/index.htm
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Michael K, I hope you are in PP's first movie.
Hi socky, nice to see ya while the sun is still shining
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by Sartastic on May 15, 2008 - 3:56pm.
'She better be on her knees every night praying to her MK shrine..'
Yeah, she's on her knees every night alright, and honey, trust. She ain't prayin.
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Will someone PLEASE tell Phoebe that purple and copper clash!! First that dreadful purple bathing suit and now this.
Does she know that green looks great on red heads?
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PP bought that butterfly bracelet at the Dollar Store. It's from Mariah's high end line of jewelry.
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Mrs K that was kind of beautiful in a tragic sort of way
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When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people's gardens . . .
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Viva
My mother in law has red hair and does the same thing.
I just don't like purple clothes period.
Submitted by M.E. on May 15, 2008 - 4:01pm.
LCT - email the mod and tell her to activate your account.
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Fanks muchly lady.
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I don't think Longwhoria would be half as annoying if she just stopped trying to convince everyone how couture she is. It just doesn't work on that midget. So fucking annoying.
And by the way, since when does starring in sucky-ass romantic comedies and a shit-for-load television show earn one a place on the red carpet in Cannes? Remember when Cannes was a showcase for real movie stars with talent?
I am stunned
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Viva!
How you hanging?
im a little to the left and south!
i dont know what that means....i just type shit
LCT - email the mod and tell her to activate your account.
OK, so I tried to sign up on the forum, oh, I don't know, 5 days ago and I still can't log on. What the eff??
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Why the fock is LongWHORIA there??
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
Redhat Society. Genius! I looked them up: http://www.clevelandwomen.com/resources/redhat.htm.
Did MK take PP's picture? Who is she?!?!
This must be one heck of a cartoon.
Submitted by LoLo on May 15, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Carrottopolina
Ive been fishin with old greg.
its catfish season
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Did you bring back some? Can I snuggle with it and scratch its little nose?
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Eva needs to go away. One cacka tv show and she seriously believes she is some international icon? I get this overwhelming sensation that she thinks she really is the shit. Remove "the" I think will be a little more accurate.
P.P... I can bare because she is just pushing as hard as she can to get recognition for... I haven't worked that bit out yet. But the girl tries her best I have to give her that.
--thanks awfully--
YIKES! That fake hair color gives me a headache.
ACK! Too much red and purple!
Acid flashback nightmare!
Hi LoLo you hor. I PMd you on the forum (finally)
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Pheebs, did you steal that dress from my abuelita? Sucia!
Oh, what am I saying. I gladly would've let you have it...
Rishkin - I think it has something to do with the concept of the wild, vivacious redhead that makes them do that tacky shit. I have a friend from SC with red hair and god bless her but she wears the loudest outfits when she goes out.
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Carrottopolina
Ive been fishin with old greg.
its catfish season
I didn't think it was possible for Ego Longwhoria to look more bitchy. I was wrong.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Still to this day, I sit here wondering who PP is. I had never heard of this "international supermodel" a day in my life until MK first posted about her. She better be on her knees every night praying to her MK shrine and thanking him for any attention he has allowed her to get. Half the paps behind her aren't even looking at her, and the other half look like they're thinking, "Wait, who the hell is this again??"
Submitted by LoLo on May 15, 2008 - 3:54pm.
CATFISH NOGGIN!
Bitch looks like a catfish! Id throw that fish back like she was Old Greg!
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Lolo! Where the eff have you been?!
In other news, I'd take AJ over PP any day.
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Love her hair color
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LOL Zomay I used to work in a dept store in the fine china/bridal and these ladies would swarm in and buy each other the tackiest little jeweled frogs and other kitsch and just blow money like they invented the shit. I loved it.
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CATFISH NOGGIN!
Bitch looks like a catfish! Id throw that fish back like she was Old Greg!
Meet Old Greg!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_hMnT44Etk
Viva La Lohan ha! Red Hat Society. Those old ladies are the mafia of potlucks and parades.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 15, 2008 - 3:47pm.
IMO, the least flattering combination of colors is purple and red. This ho pisses me off everytime she puts that tacky shit together. If your ass aint in the redhat society PUT THE PURPLE DOWN.
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I agree, so many people with red hair always wear purple or leopard.
Mike, I think I saw a bug that color a couple weeks ago. Oh wait, no, it was more RED. I may have had a Strawberry Shortcake doll with that color hair, though.
I beg of you, can you guys help me out on trying to understand what she does to get money or is her family rich/connected? I am at a loss.....
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IMO, the least flattering combination of colors is purple and red. This ho pisses me off everytime she puts that tacky shit together. If your ass aint in the redhat society PUT THE PURPLE DOWN.
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Everytime MK posts another person going to this animation premiere, is one more reason for me not to go to it this summer.
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PP's current hair color is a shade not found in nature.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
Why were these two chicken heads(and cutlets) over there? Guess brangeloonie ain't that high and mighty if these two were over there
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
What the fuck?
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anyone know when D.H. will run its course? When is the last year? She's ridiculous and small potatoes.
You're BUSH LEAGUE, Eva? You heard?
Someone need to alert the paps who she is because none of them seems to be aiming the camera at her to take her picture. :)
All that dressy-up for a f*ckin' cartoon?
Eva LongWHORIA, indeed.