Thursday, May 15th 2008

Owen Wilson Woke Up

Owen Wilson finally woke up from his 2-month walking coma. People reports that Owen and Kate Hudson have split up - AGAIN. The two started dating in 2006, but then they broke up and started dating again 2 months ago. There were rumors that Owen popped the question, because Kate was spotted wearing an engagement ring. The ring was a prop for her movie "Bride Wars."

A source close to Owen said it was a bad breakup for him, "Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn't want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him." A source close to Kate said, "She feels dumb thinking it was so serious." A source close to me said, "Who gives a rat's fuck hole?!"

Now Owen is free to date Jennifer Aniston or Reese Witherspoon. Kate Hudson is free to date John Mayer or Jakey Poo. I mean, they all date each other. It's like one big boring key party.

Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/15/2008 - 3:27pm.

We should call 911 now, instead of waiting.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 05/15/2008 - 3:26pm.

Those wacky kids.

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Submitted by Spoiled on Thu, 05/15/2008 - 3:26pm.

Good, maybe now Owen can date who he really needs to, a nice big bottle of Prozac...

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Submitted by Ella on Thu, 05/15/2008 - 3:26pm.

They shouldn't break-up, these 'tards belong together. I find them both annoying as of lately.

Maybe Owen heard Jessica Simpson is freshly dumped and desperate? He's familiar with the desperate-scent, he smelled it on Jen Aniston.

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