Ok, So You're Brad Pitt...

Thanks for the vote of confidence, ISMU. This way, it doesn't cost much and I get to enjoy it for a while before we sell.

I was aghast to learn during my countertop research that a new granite counter top was something like $2500 for my tiny kitchen!

I just basically want someone to walk in and say, "I love that beautiful kitchen," and want the house.

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She made the movie all about her, and they let her. Does she use a stupid accent?

Submitted by Phoebe on May 16, 2008 - 6:16am.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 15, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Or the Jolly Green Giant.

The Jolie Green Giant?

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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08

And I find Angie's veneers to be completely disconcerting and hideous. I mean, they buck out of her mouth in the most unnatural way. What's the saying? She could chew an apple through a chain link fence, or something like that.

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so true so true. I always thought they look odd. Who knows, maybe her mother let her drink a bottle until she was 5!! lol ... it ruined her mouth for life! If I were Brad and I saw those teeth coming towards me, I'd shrivel in a second.

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Laminates are a great choice for fixing up to sell and the newest colors (Wilsonart High Definition and Formica's granite patterns) are awesome. Very wise choice to save the Corian when you're not just giving it away to someone else!

Oops, sorry to butt in. :-\ I was a kitchen designer before I traded it in for my mom jeans.

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Submitted by nebajnim on May 15, 2008 - 10:45pm.
What is this Kung Fu Panda shit? I never heard of it until yesterday. Take this to the Bank baby: NO kung-fu movie with american actors is good. There is a necessity of having Chinese guys and bad special effects. Real Kung-Fu fans know this is true. Stupid but somewhat believable is the best. Like Zatoichi, or the Fearless Fighters. That shit is ridiculous.

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Kung Fu Panda is an animated movie. They're doing the voice.

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They have to read a book to learn what to do

That green is a good color for her!

If they want to have a bunch of kids....better them than me! I like children, but I can never finish a whole one by myself.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 15, 2008 - 6:33pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 15, 2008 - 5:22pm.
They both look very nice here.

I am filled with bliss because I am getting new kitchen countertops.

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Oooooooh, I love new stuff! What are you getting. I got butcherblock and, um, I regret it. Too high maintenance.
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I love new stuff too. If this was the house we planned on staying in, I'd be getting seamless Corian with a beveled edge. Alas, we plan to sell this house in a year, so we are just spiffing it up on a budget. The new countertop is just your basic laminate, but it is in a nice granite-looking pattern. It will match my new stainless appliances and wood floors and oak cabinets better than the 13-year-old laminate that was there.

We're also getting new windows, but those are boring. I'm trying to talk hubby into new master bedroom carpet, but he's not willing to shake the piggy bank that far.

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Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 15, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Or the Jolly Green Giant.

The Jolie Green Giant?

Brad is my favorite actor. I love him. I saw his profile on millionaire dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?

I used to think she was physically attractive. Now I realize it was mostly her persona that made her "hot". She's not "hot" anymore and her looks no longer thrill. He was always generic to me.

all of these folks look way more dressed up than one would generally imagine for the premier of a cartoon called kung fu panda.

Well, I am not going to lie. I still think both Angelina and Brad are super fucking fine - am I jealous of them? Hell-to-the-fucking-NO! I would slit my wrists and swallow arsenic before I thought about having 6 kids live with me.

That would be like some sort of weird Afghanistan torture camp.

I just think they suck because they are so fkn BORING now, and Angelina is so holier-than-thou in her interviews now.

It was all great fun when Angie was a slut.... and Brad,..well - hell, brad was never fun but he was too hot to not adore.

Now they are just boring assholes.

What is this Kung Fu Panda shit? I never heard of it until yesterday. Take this to the Bank baby: NO kung-fu movie with american actors is good. There is a necessity of having Chinese guys and bad special effects. Real Kung-Fu fans know this is true. Stupid but somewhat believable is the best. Like Zatoichi, or the Fearless Fighters. That shit is ridiculous.

Why do we hate on her?

Well that's simple. \
1. She is a amoral husband stealer who somehow has cast herself as some sort of international superheroin. Man if I had a shit ton of money, I could hire out some foriegn brats too. Big whoop. If you want to help someone, open up a school, or start a charity. Aadopting a few kids aint changin shit.

2. She is not really super hot, just OK. She stole Brad Pitt, HOW? I would think being with Billy Bob, and her brother would sufficiently taint her, for life.

3. I remember they were in Africa and the Hotel staff supposedly came in because they were being so loud having sex the staff thought wild animals had got into the room. WTF? If my girlfrined started doing some shit like that, I'd tell her "le-go my ego." Then I'd get up and leave. Who needs that nonsense?

4. Right now she looks like a big fat crazy. Whew! Brad Pitt should be able to do better. What a goober. Put her beside Aniston and see who looks better.

5. (probably most influential reason for me) I always thought Aniston was super hot. I freaking hate that Friends show, but I'll watch it sometimes, because she is so fucking cute. Man I love that hot dingbat act. Mm i'd bend that shit all up. Whatever.

Submitted by Aunt Bea on May 15, 2008 - 11:34pm.
Angie Jo looks like a giant Pea

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Or the Jolly Green Giant.

Submitted by Nova on May 15, 2008 - 10:15pm.

I have no clue about Love Angelina, but I would like to know why most people really dislike Jolie. After all hating someone is showing an emotion opposite of loving. So it is still some kind of emotion. Why not be neutral. None of us personally knows Angelina so how can we be so emotionally attached?

I don't hate Ang. There's not one person on this blog that could cast the first stone. We've all done shit we regret but the difference is I think a lot of us 'ordinary' people wouldn't be quite so smug when donning the scarlet letter and that goes for cheater Pitt Stick too. A little shame and staying under the pap radar would be nice for a change.

Angie Jo looks like a giant Pea

Lucy Liu isn't wonkey, you moron...she's Asian!!

she's celery and he's hip dad? both are so so PC and boring now.
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They both remind me of Birkenstocks.

I'm kinda bored of Angie and Brad and all the kids and the Panda.

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I have no clue about Love Angelina, but I would like to know why most people really dislike Jolie. After all hating someone is showing an emotion opposite of loving. So it is still some kind of emotion. Why not be neutral. None of us personally knows Angelina so how can we be so emotionally attached?

Submitted by joanne on May 15, 2008 - 8:32pm.

RON WHITE!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS! Thank you a million. You just saved my sanity!!!!!!!!!!! Love You!

"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."

Gettigg rid of Lobe Angelina is like tryigg t' get rid of a bad case of hehpes. Angie Dgo looks like she climbid de beanstalk to many times.

Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on May 15, 2008 - 9:21pm.

Ron White?

Sometimes I suspect our resident AngieLoonie is really MK messin' with minds! Havin' a laugh. Nawwww..

off topic: Can anyone recall a movie character that says something about 'coupons' but pronounces it 'coopins'? It has been driving DH and I mental trying to think of it. Help an old whore out.

"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."

I knew good and well that "Love Angelina" wasn't going anywhere. What are the odds that another lunatic for Angelina Jolie would show up at the very moment that "Love Angelina" is chased off!!! And just for hurting her feelings and running her off, she will behave 100 hundred times worse now.

Lady Bunny is a sexy beast..

but I may have to do the same. It just

seemed to fit with the weeks events.

Lady Bunnie cracks me up.

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I hate to even bring this up, and I will NOT speak it's name, for I am afraid it is like summoning the Demon Beezlebub. However, I do not believe that Uwish is you-know-who, and here's why: Yes, the grammatical errors are somewhat similar, but what would you expect from a couple of dumbfucks who worship the Lizard Queen? In her "Swan Song" she said that she had talked to her friends about it and she had come here to set us all straight. I am thinking they all made some kind of Kamikaze/Suicide Pack, and "she" was the Neil Armstrong, so to speak. This new dumb bitch is taking her place.

I fear, my frinds, we shall never be free from these psychopaths...that's why I will continue to ignore their posts. At least, I won't answer them directly.

Submitted by MittenFreak on May 15, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Mrs.K:

Lady Bunnie loves the Cher avie..
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Thanks, but it's making me sick! I will change it tomorrow.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 15, 2008 - 5:22pm.
They both look very nice here.

I am filled with bliss because I am getting new kitchen countertops.

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Oooooooh, I love new stuff! What are you getting. I got butcherblock and, um, I regret it. Too high maintenance.

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Mrs.K:

Lady Bunnie loves the Cher avie..

After all the fur flying ... I was due for

a makeover::wink.

This woman is due for some serious bed rest.

Brad looks exhausted in these pics.

I hope she gets lots of rest, and gets off her

feet so those babies are healthy.

They are growing exponetially, and

with the daily MK updates.. so is she.

Someone needs to take care of her. No

press junkets for awhile please. Bed rest.

Healthy twins. How many kids is Brad

chasing while Angie incubates the twins??

It's like watching someone on the rack.

It just looks so painful. Best rest...

family first, agents last.
M.

They both look very nice here.

I am filled with bliss because I am getting new kitchen countertops. I cannot hate on anyone today.

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Love the dress, but I do't like her hair. I think it's too cash-looking, and the color's not quite right. Brad just looks, what's the word? spent? worn out? Yeah, stick a fork in him because his good looking days are dunzo...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

They are really beautiful people.
And I am so fuckin' bored with them.

I'm sorry, I know I'm alone on this one, but they are boring.
Their "Earth Parents" act is getting tired.

I like her better when she was a whore and he was a pretty gigolo.

All of a sudden, I like her a little bit better.

Hmmmm.

There are two little bitty stains on the (her) left side of dress. Looks like grease. Can't take my eyes off them. Brad juice in limo on drive over??
I just get impression AJ loathes and abhores functions like this. Something she just has to suffer through. For her 'art'. Sigh. Oh, the humanity. She looks so contemptious. She can barely contain her disgust at having to lower herself to pander to media and the teeming masses.
Don't we all know she has more important works to do? She is a saint! As if this shit isn't the grunt work that pays her bills.
Brad looks like a shell. He lost his hotness years ago. Hell, Thelma and Louise was last time I got wet panties over his dumbass.
I would love to tell AJ to not bother and strain herself with these gatherings. No one cares about you. Go buy another baby and spare us your contempt.
But I do love the color of dress!

"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."

Submitted by Sugarbella on May 15, 2008 - 7:50pm.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on May 15, 2008 - 7:41pm.
Also, am I the only woman who finds Brad unattractive? He has that permanent blank expression on his face. The lights are on, but nobody's home. His stupidity just radiates through every picture I've ever seen of him.

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That's from being slapped around by the store bought kid.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on May 15, 2008 - 7:41pm.
Also, am I the only woman who finds Brad unattractive? He has that permanent blank expression on his face. The lights are on, but nobody's home. His stupidity just radiates through every picture I've ever seen of him.

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That's how I know Shiloh is really his. She has that same constant "duh" expression...poor thing.

I do not think he is unattractive, I think he is just regular guy, nothing special. In his younger years I can see how many women would find him very attractive--because he once was. But time goes by and we change, hopefully get wiser. If it would not be for all the Brad hoopla I would not even talk about his handsomness. But I really think that it is not important for a man to be very attractive, in fact it should be a red flag to all women. The only thing about him it just he likes to mirror and follow his partners, so he is a follower. But then again, don't we women really want a man who would do as we please??? Who knows, as long as people are happy in a relationship that is what matters.

"Is it just me, or has Brad morphed into Pierce Brosnan? Weird . . ." Bane, good call. Although his eyes have none of the depth or wit of PB, yeah, he does look like him in that picture.

Also, am I the only woman who finds Brad unattractive? He has that permanent blank expression on his face. The lights are on, but nobody's home. His stupidity just radiates through every picture I've ever seen of him.

Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 15, 2008 - 6:22pm.

No doubt about it! LA and UWish have the exact same grammatical/spelling errors. Once I saw how she kept writing "your" instead of "you're", I just KNEW it was her. She's so damn transparent, just like her false idol. Ugh!

The photogs is the background are fucking hilarious!

That colour is growing on me, and by that I mean it's the same colour as the jam in between my toes.
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Angelina is beginning to look like her mother. The dress and especially dress color is gorgeous. Heather grays, browns and olive green colors look great on her (I know I love them too). But her belly is starting to scare me. Her breasts are the size of her head, and she has a big head. In any case-she looks pretty good. Brad looks OK, nothing special. To me he is starting to look like Jimmy Carter.

don't know about the hair but the botox is doing wonders.

Not to be old fashioned but they would look better to me married or engaged, its all so in my face, at least Kurt and Goldie, Susan Sarandon and Tim were discreet over the years. It bugs me that Angelina can take risks in every other part of her life, she adopts children which involves some risk, goes to Iraq while pregnant, flies her plane...would one more marriage to her children's father be that much more of a risk.

Anyway, Brad looks great in these pictures he's done just enough without going overboard, which he often does with his look, this is simple polished and clean he should repeat this let Angelina fuss over her look not him.

Cannes is the hot ticket! I wish I was in Cannes.

Hey you get off my cloud...

Lucy should have switched dresses with Angelina. That dress is super fug looking.