That Don't Impress Me Much!

everyone knows that mutt was the author of the songs which she "wrote"

She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 15, 2008 - 2:49pm.
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How about her bio? When she first came out she lied her Dad was this Indian guy and she was half Native Indian. She also said she was an orphan. However, the Native Indian was only her stepfather, and her birth father is still alive and says he supported her over the years, not like the hard luck story she sold to the press.
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Her step-father and her mother, with whom the kids lived, were killed in a car accident when ST was, I think in her late teens (?). She did help to raise younger siblings I believe with the help of her bio father. There was probably exaggeration added to this story, either by her or her publicists over the years.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

I would go long periods without sex if I had to do it with Mutt

The Cowardly Lion had a better mullet!

The worst thing about it is that this picture was taken 6 months ago at the Renewing of their Vows. Chic.

Mutt Lange produced AC/DC.

How he ended up with this poseur is anyone's guess. They have a son, named Aja (not after the Steely Dan album).

She's boring and over.

Next!

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

I ctually like Shania, and I feel bad if her marriage is truly over, they really seemed like a good match.

And I also think she can sing very well!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."

I'm with Shania. Brad Pitt doesn't impress me much either. Not like she's talking about Paul Walker or Mark Ronson is it? Then she WOULD sound ridic

Aw, that's sad. Well, they lived in the alps somewhere so I'm sure it lasted longer than it would have in Hollywood or Tennessee. She is still drop dead gorgeous, btw. She did a charity event last spring.

That religion sounds fucking crazy, not Scientology crazy but pretty close. What is up with celebrities and their weird "religions"?

Do they all want to be famous because they think they will automatically be happy once they are rich and people know them.. then realize that's not the case and have to take on some bizarre religion or spiritual enlightening journey (like Angelina's humanitarian work)?

Shania's music sucks but she used to be really pretty - I don't think I have seen a picture of her in like 6-8 years, so I have no clue what she looks like now.

her husband was fucking fugly.

Wheeee
Wench! :)

**Set your mind on Freaky Mode!**

Fuck, I'd divorce that ugly looking wombat, too, if I woke up some morning and found him laying next to me....ugh....the man is 10 kinds of ugly. Fuck, he's 10^1000 kinds. I can think of only one reason Shan-Shan married him - he's got a ding-dong-dilly big enough for her to play see-saw on.

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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

Fuck the nonsense.

I'd take a lyin' about her bio, skanked up Shania over a souped up Britney any day. Whoever said Shania can't sing is deaf.

So what if Shania married the farm? She wouldn't be the first. And she proved that her milk is a cash cow, because he was sucking on her teats for a long time, so he made out just as well as she did, if not more.

The interesting thing will be to see how her next album fares and if they put aside their differences to do it together.

www.myspace.com/triston

Finally. Now Mutt can devote all his time to making rock bands sound decent and sell trillions of copies of their albums

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

Wow. I hope she goes into a spiraling depression and kills herself.

And dont yell at me for being nasty, I have NEVER liked her. She's another one of those dumb twats that needs to model or do porn. Her singing voice is FUCKING HORRIBLE. She's such a cliche.

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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?

I never liked her. She always had a vibe like she just went into country music as a way to break into popular/contemporary music. I think she's a fraud.
Some of my family members were really into her in the 90's and dragged me to one of her concerts.
Boring!!
And one of the most annoying things I ever heard her say was that she was never concerned about her looks; ie. how her hair was styled, if she had make-up on, clothes.
But she sure did whore it up for her concerts, appearances, and videos.
I don't care my ass. Ugh.

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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan

I love Shania. Hope this means she'll move back here and start putting out some new music!

i have no opinion on Mutt or Shanay'nay, but i have to say, DAMN YOU MK!!!!

I have been singing "That Don't Impress Me Much" all fucking day in my head!!!

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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot

M.E.-he DOES?! LMAO, I haven't seen a pic of him in years. In fact, I haven't seen much of either of them, which might be explained by Shania's, how shall we say, eccentric, religion!

I never liked this lying baby boomer bimbo or her crappy "country" music. That outfit in the video just screams "I don't like to be the center of attention." Her sob story never did pass the sniff test.

Well if it gets too nasty, he can always release her outtakes to the public.
Call it 'She can't sing if her life depended on it and I produced her to make it sound like she can'

Submitted by Spoiled on May 15, 2008 - 2:19pm.

Thanks spoiled and the rest, scary.... I was not aware of that....

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Religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."

Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 15, 2008 - 12:18pm.
This is Shania's religion:

http://www.santmat.net/

As a result, she doesn't eat meat, and sometimes goes for long periods of time without sex.

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You mean, I can blame the dry spells on a religion?!?!!? How do I join?

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god that was awful!

So I guess he's no longer Still The One...

Submitted by vanyvrgs - Lord, what religion? I can't say anything bad about Mutt, didn't he produce Def Leppard? Yep, I confess to loving me some hairy bands back in the day.

"Since meeting Lange, Twain has become a strict vegetarian and a devotee of Sant Mat, a strain of Sikh mysticism that advocates hours of daily meditation, abstinence from sex and alcohol, and copious journal keeping as the path to self-realization. The whole picture has led some, including Twain's brother Darryl, to conclude that she has become, as he put it in a 2000 magazine interview, "a robot."

This is Shania's religion:

http://www.santmat.net/

As a result, she doesn't eat meat, and sometimes goes for long periods of time without sex.

pomegranet - Mutt still has that hair do.

Lord, what religion? I can't say anything bad about Mutt, didn't he produce Def Leppard? Yep, I confess to loving me some hairy bands back in the day.

Too bad, I watched their E true hollywood story (yep, Saturdays ain't what they used to be)... they seemed in love and 14 years is like an eternity these days. I am sure Mutt traded to a younger "singer"

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Get lost: http://dharmasecrets.com

HAW HAW! Funny shit!
im not impressed much mutt head!

I didn't realize Shania was married so long ago (during the "bad male hair", days).

I like her, too!

I like Shania

*ducks and hides*

Wow... didn't she tell this huge elaborate story about how her parents died in a car crash and she had to raise her entire family and all that crap?
The levels these people will go to.. that's honestly really sick. Like post-Chinese food 5-day long squirts sick.

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Yes. Now her stepfather and mother did die in a car crash, but Shania still had her bio dad who helped her out. Her oldest sister was married with a child of her own, so Shania had a younger sister and two half-brothers live with her in Huntsville while she did this music diner thing. She says they had no running water, had to bathe in a creek, etc., but the people from the resort say that's not true either, that they all managed just fine. She was 21 or 22 at the time of their death, and she only stayed with her siblings til the 2 brothers finished high school. Then she set off to Nashville for a record deal that she got from the old guy who bought her her teeth.

From there she met Mutt who got her nose fixed for her on advice from Bo Derek's husband.

After 14 years I seriously doubt that their marriage was fake.

speaking of weddings:

Sources tell us People mag is shelling out "well over" one milllll-ion dollars (yes, as in seven figures) for pictures of Ash and guylinered Pete Wentz. That's probably more than she's made -- total -- from her "singing."
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what a waste of money!

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Submitted by Spoiled on May 15, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss - Wasn't there some story about her singing in a dinner theater or something, and some older man (like 80) paying for her teeth to be fixed because they were all rotten and crooked and stuff? And then he took her to Nashville and that's where she met Mutt? Or am I thinking of someone else?

You're correct that's Shania.

When Shania arrived at the resort, she was very green in the business, fortunately she was lavished by a much older businessman, John Kotowski, who spent a great deal of money molding the young star. Among other things, he paid to fix her bad teeth and the other girls in the resort taught her how to move on-stage, how to wear her hair, and how to dress (poorly)... The people at the resort soon knew that Shania wielded a lot of power and could get people hired and fired there, so many were frightened of her. To this day, Kotowski still refers to Shania as 'my girl' although he's disappointed that she has never called or met with him since leaving the resort. His marriage with his wife did survive, although she suspects her husband was cheating on him with Shania. Shania also dumped her long time boyfriend, Paul Bolduc when Mutt entered the picture.

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Thanks, Spoiled! .

Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 15, 2008 - 2:55pm.

The Timmons paper did a story on her when she made it big, and revealed her name was Eileen Edwards and she wasn't an orphan and didn't grow up poor. They said she was like any other kid in Timmons, that her family had food, a car, etc., and that she brought a lunch to school like everyone else. (She used to say she didn't have anything to live on but bread and mustard.)
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Wow... didn't she tell this huge elaborate story about how her parents died in a car crash and she had to raise her entire family and all that crap?
The levels these people will go to.. that's honestly really sick. Like post-Chinese food 5-day long squirts sick.

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 15, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Wow, I had no idea Shania was such a big fat liarmouth.

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The Timmins paper did a story on her when she made it big, and revealed her name was Eileen Edwards and she wasn't an orphan and didn't grow up poor. They said she was like any other kid in Timmins, that her family had food, a car, etc., and that she brought a lunch to school like everyone else. (She used to say she didn't have anything to live on but bread and mustard.)

So yeah, there were discrepancies.

I remember hearing once that they were a member of this "religion" where couples did not have sex except to procreate. They felt that not having sex brought the couple closer on a deeper mental level. Whaeves! Guess Mutt got tired of that song.

Submitted by Anonymoussss - Wasn't there some story about her singing in a dinner theater or something, and some older man (like 80) paying for her teeth to be fixed because they were all rotten and crooked and stuff? And then he took her to Nashville and that's where she met Mutt? Or am I thinking of someone else?

You're correct that's Shania.

When Shania arrived at the resort, she was very green in the business, fortunately she was lavished by a much older businessman, John Kotowski, who spent a great deal of money molding the young star. Among other things, he paid to fix her bad teeth and the other girls in the resort taught her how to move on-stage, how to wear her hair, and how to dress (poorly)... The people at the resort soon knew that Shania wielded a lot of power and could get people hired and fired there, so many were frightened of her. To this day, Kotowski still refers to Shania as 'my girl' although he's disappointed that she has never called or met with him since leaving the resort. His marriage with his wife did survive, although she suspects her husband was cheating on him with Shania. Shania also dumped her long time boyfriend, Paul Bolduc when Mutt entered the picture.

@ LCT- Hey- new twist on an old n ame :)
Yeah TOm and Rita are another couple that seem like they are going strong but that would seem to be on par here.. I know couples break up when the weather warms up it seems (ha) but I mean- LA is always warm so that is not applicable.

Ok and re:Submitted by r5bales on May 15, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Oh My gosh. He MADE her. I knew her when she was a chubby girl singing at state fairs. She married him, lost a ton of weight, did some plastic surgery and then hit it big time__________

I think this would make sense. From interviews it seemed like Lange was her Svengali, kind of molded her even more than a regular manager would. Maybe she outgrew that.
It's not like she left him as soon as her career got big. That was years ago- she hasn't been on the radar in a while. Maybe it became more of a friendship/platonic relationship and it was time to move on. Where are earlier pics of her? I always assumed she just looked like that (lucky bitch) naturally.

In all fairness, Mutt made a shit load of money off her, too.

Out of boredom, I looked them both up on Wiki. He's 60 years-old. She's almost 43. That's a huge age difference. The fact they lasted this long is something.

EDIT: Sorry, Spoiled , I didn't see your post.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 15, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Good. Now if she puts out some new shit, maybe the songs won't sound all the doggamned same.
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She's still making music? I thought she retired to the Swiss Alps.

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Interesting and nothing lasts forever.

One of the last great music producers in the business.

Good. Now if she puts out some new shit, maybe the songs won't sound all the doggamned same.

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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.

Wow, I had no idea Shania was such a big fat liarmouth.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on May 15, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Oh please. This marriage was as fake as Shania's talent.

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How about her bio? When she first came out she lied her Dad was this Indian guy and she was half Native Indian. She also said she was an orphan. However, the Native Indian was only her stepfather, and her birth father is still alive and says he supported her over the years, not like the hard luck story she sold to the press.

Submitted by Ella on May 15, 2008 - 11:46am.

Remember when an audience member grabbed Tim's balls and she went bizzerk?! lmao
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Mrs.Kravitz,

I'm not sure about Faith & Tim. She must have him on some hard-ass leash. Remember when an audience member grabbed Tim's balls and she went bizzerk?! lmao