Friday, May 16th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 15th!
Hope floats. Apparently, so does utter despair. - Sweetas
Runners-up:
Now all Skeeter needs is a pair of them thar "Truck Nutz" and the honeys down at the water treatment plant won't be able to resist spawning with him. - Meisjedog
IN YOUR FACE high school shop teacher. And you said I'd never be able to cipher out DC current. I fixed myself a mean, lean bass killin' ma-chine. Just gotta fig'r out where to put the 6 pack. - Ford_Perfect
Awww, now that I stop for a closer look, I think it's sad. Poor starving thing.
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A video movie could improve your life.
Congrats to all winners, especially my gal Sweetas!!! You rule baby! LOL LOL xoxoxo
hi to all - happy weekend!!!
Congrats Meisjedog and Ford_Perfect!! Excellent.
You sluts rock my world! *tear* Dogpile on Sweetas?
Pretty please? ;)
LMAO @ Truck Nuts. The first time I saw that shit I was like DOES THAT TRUCK HAVE BALLS? ARE THOSE SUPPOSED TO BE ELECTRIC ORANGE AND PURPLE BALLS?
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Sweetas! That is quite possibly the funniest and most memorable CT quote ever.
Congrats all!
the DUDE! abides...
I met a friend on http://www.blackgirlsconnect.com/, it is a very hot dating community. He told me he was so sad to Chinese Earthquake, many people are hurt and died from it.
Wahoooooo winners! SWEETAS! I knew better than to even attempt a caption after reading that one! WOOT!!
great CT :)
Sweetas, youre was so funny it popped into my mind this morning randomly..
congrats you sluts!!!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Not his fan. Just saw his profile on millionaire datingsite "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Congrats you funny bastards! xoxo
'Specially my girl Sweetas. xo
Funny shit!
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
You go Sweetas...you are a mayja playa.
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
Congarts to all!
SWEETAS, LMFAO! XOXOXOXOX
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Yay Sweetas!
Congratulations funny sluts!
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
wtg sweetas!! congrats ford....love the name :)wtg meis :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Congrats to the winners (bowing to Sweetas) - those were all great!!
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Congrats you funny sluts! Sweetas!♥♥♥
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Sweetas, I don't know how in the hell you do it, you funny bee-otch!
Congrats all...
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But then again, what do I know?
Congrats to the wieners!!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
With his FEMA check and some ingenuity, Joe Bob from Louisiana was finally able to replace both his house and his car and get around his property, formerly Lake St., but now just Lake. He had just enough left over to splurge on a new cap!
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
"Hey Bubba, does it look to you like that duck over yonder is laughing? Best get a picture of that."
Jack. Kate. Come with me to get off the island.
ABC's rejected season finale scene.
He's got as much chance of floating on that thing as he does on that duck in the background.
I'm not talkin' 'bout pleasure boatin' or day sailin'. I'm talkin' 'bout workin' for a livin'. I'm talkin' 'bout sharkin'!
Half-assed, redneck, pontoon-chair goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
Hey Ma, can you back up the El Camino and give me a jump?
Steven Wright opens a surreal marina.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
It's not a Hover-round. It's a Hover-drown. The last chair you'll ever need.
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Don't pay the ferryman, till he gets you to the other side.
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Obviously, the teachers were wrong when they flunked Luther three times.
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Jim Bob was the town hero after he found the getaway vehicle used in the riverboat hold up.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
"My other chair is a Ferrari."
after posing as a celebrity for most of his life, K-Fed has now changed muses.and since he found out jesus could walk on water he decided he'd do the next best thing.
Jaws won't have to work very hard to crush this boat.
Fucker couldn't even use a stable Adirondack Chair. He had to use the one with the webbing from 1972.
The Fart-propelled Airboat
Yo! Yo! Yo! Fool. This here is da K-Fed model. Seats two. Me and a ho in my lap. Ha ha. Damn right, yo. You know you want this.
This here's my block of love baby. Eat yer heart out Bret.
Bubba youtube's a thank you message to Bush and Cheney for the new watch and hat he won for their design a home all Americans can afford contest.
After a failed career, Kevin Federline uses what skills he does have to make this boat for his and Britney's after-wedding getaway vehicle. Britney will sit on his lap as they attempt to sail across the river to their honey moon shack.
The Crocodile Hunter's half-retarded brother, Gatorade
the DUDE! abides...
Summertime and the livin's easy
Cletus on the raft with 12volt DC
All the kinfolk in the chokey will agree that we're well qualified to
represent
the
PCP
the DUDE! abides...
Ferris took trainspotting to a new level.
Ya ummm so when I take this here thing out - do I have right of way or does this here duck have it?
Meet Idiot Savant. No, no, that's just his name. His parents liked the sound of fancy words.
the DUDE! abides...
Pete didn't know it then, but five minutes later he'd learn what the phrase "sink or swim" means.
Ya i vote. Why?
"Hey ya'll watch this!" was the last thing Leroy said before trying out his homemade pontoon boat on the lake... Five minutes later his balls were smoking.
Awww...McConaughey made his lady a sybian!
London finally escapes from Shitney's personalized catamaran. It's cool. He'll hook up with some Cuban rafters and be safe in Miami in no time.
This guy has everything set up for Brit Brit's trip to Costa Rica. The goodies are under the seat. Trust.
That duck stole mah JOB!
After spending a week at Britney's "fancy mansion", Cousin Jethro was reluctant to be released back into the wild.