Thursday, May 15th 2008
A Skank Whore In London
Wonky McValtrex is in London hawking her whore liquid in a bottle aka Can-Can aka Ca-Ca. Somebody needs to tell this slag that nothing can cover up her wonky skankness. Not even that giant wedding poo sitting on her head. It looks like the prototype for My Little Pony Parker's fugly ass centerpiece.
Katie Price recently said that she plans to move her family to Los Angeles. I think it's only fair that we trade Wonky for Katie. London needs to keep Wonky! She's your problem now. Approach her only if you're wearing a full body condom.
Wenn
Hahhaha, man what I wouldn't do to be able to throw a big can of paint all over that white outfit, and her! LOL
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
And they should keep her idiot parents and her dim sister and her trailer-park boyfriend too!
what in tarnation is she wearing?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Her feet are so sinewy and huge they are reminding me of a very bad cut of beef I ate recently. Gross!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Way to copy something done by a *nearly* fug American Horseface in London two days ago. What an original and trend-setting bitch you are, Parasite.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Wonky just disappear. Fugly bitch is a worthless contributer to the human race.
Ooh I was going to go to her launch tonight (for comedy value!) but my friend flaked on me and I was too knackered. I wanted to report back to all you good Dlisted folk on what the skank was like in person, and maybe post a pic or two with my new bezzie mate. Next time she's in town I promise I will step up to the plate!
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 15, 2008 - 2:56pm.
This is as close she'll get to a wedding dress b/c no one will marry her. Not even this Blues Brothers motherfucker who she's with now. He's so disgusting he makes Jordan Bratman look good. Doughy, white with moobs I'll bet.
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LMAO! Yall are killing me with the Blues Brothers comments! Now I want to watch it! Why are these girls FIGHTING over these douche(s)?! UGHHHHHH
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we don't have orange skin here in London and what's up with that dump with her?
I think I'm going to be physically ill.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Fuckin Yuk.
We've got Wino and my husband, remember.
Hey, Douche Madden:
Corey Feldman called from the year 1985, and he wants his look back!
Seriously, what is with his look?!? He looks like a rediculous rat pack wannabe.
Did she swipe a cake topper, and is so high/drugged/drugged Skankette thought it was a hat?
Money does mean clazz. Exhibit "A"
Ford
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
~~~Douglas Adams~~~
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
*smooths hair, leaves thread*
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
@PSL
“He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear- he made a hasty retreat from his lair..."
-Schoolhouse Rock, "Unpack Your Adjectives"
Yikes! Your siggy takes me back to being 7 years old, camped out in my homemade fort constructed from the dining room chairs and every spare blanket in the house in front of the TV on Sat. mornings!! Cah-lassic!
This is as close she'll get to a wedding dress b/c no one will marry her. Not even this Blues Brothers motherfucker who she's with now. He's so disgusting he makes Jordan Bratman look good. Doughy, white with moobs I'll bet.
Rick Hilton looks like he requests a minimum of 2 hookers a shot and then just ends up watching them while he whacks it. His wife looks like she couldn't care less. And if she did, we'd never know it b/c her face can't move.
WTF is mom wearing?
Submitted by SubMonkey on May 15, 2008 - 2:03pm.
And this site is not Perez Hilton
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Submitted by madam s. on May 15, 2008 - 10:46am.
parissucks,
She DID NOT answer a cell phone while giving a blow job, did she???
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she sure as hell did! Where is this "sexy" image coming from?! LMAO
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“He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear- he made a hasty retreat from his lair..."
-Schoolhouse Rock, "Unpack Your Adjectives"
I hate to admit it, but I love her bow shaped ring.
Pardon me while I kill myself now.
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The scat on her head looks like the bridal shower paper plate that you stick all the bows and ribbons on
LOL! Wedding poop! That's exactly what that looks like! She looks like she got her plastic head caught in the clearance rack at David's Bridal...
"Bitches will be bitches, and I've found that they can be a lot meaner than dogs or men"
madam s. Not MK, his tech. LOL.
She is so fuckin ugly, seriously.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 15, 2008 - 10:48am.
Dammit. Now I have that song stuck in my head, modified.
Ahooo skankwhores in London...
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Awwwww, Warren...RIP.
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San Isidro
What is the picture on the box? Is it Paris stradding a giant dildo?
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San Isidro
Dammit. Now I have that song stuck in my head, modified.
Ahooo skankwhores in London...
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Anonihmuss on May 15, 2008 - 12:40pm.
How about everyone stops writing or posting about her. And yes this includes Dlisted.
- Who are you kidding, I can smell the Can Can on you from here.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
parissucks,
She DID NOT answer a cell phone while giving a blow job, did she???
M.E.,
Well, as funny as it was, I suspected MK was going to get sick of it REAL quick.
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on May 15, 2008 - 10:41am.
She can act as classy and demure as she wants...I've seen a penis in her mouth.
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and how bad she is at giving head! BO-RING...answers her damn cell phone.....lol
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“He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear- he made a hasty retreat from his lair..."
-Schoolhouse Rock, "Unpack Your Adjectives"
madam s. being able to post pics in our comments was disabled.
Boo hoo.
i remenber when Paris say she was the closest thing America had to royalty, I thought that the Kennedys were the closest thing to royalty in north america, and in south america the decendand of brazils emperor
She can act as classy and demure as she wants...I've seen a penis in her mouth.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
Why does she remind me of Donald Trump here?
How about everyone stops writing or posting about her. And yes this includes Dlisted.
Viva,
Thanks! I'm putting a link on the Petey thread for you guys right now...
VLL:
hahahahahhahahahahah- good one!
This farce of Paris and Benji had better be over soon. I don't know how much more my stomach can take.
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“He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear- he made a hasty retreat from his lair..."
-Schoolhouse Rock, "Unpack Your Adjectives"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 15, 2008 - 10:30am.
I still say if you read the fine print on the box, her perfume is called "(I take it in the) Can Can"
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Oh I need glasses, I thought it said "(My career's in the) Can Can"
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Madam S I think MK took that option away. I tried to do it on the Pete Crackerty thread
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Hey everyone,
You know how every once in a while everyone goes nuts and attaches photos to their posts? Not a LINK, but actually having the photo in your post. How do I do that?
I still say if you read the fine print on the box, her perfume is called "(I take it in the) Can Can"
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“He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear- he made a hasty retreat from his lair..."
-Schoolhouse Rock, "Unpack Your Adjectives"
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 15, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 15, 2008 - 12:11pm.
That thing on her head looks stupid.
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I think you mean "that thing on her neck". :P
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Haha, :)
I love it when she tries to look like British royalty. She looks like such an idiot.
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
Oh
DAYUM!!!!
LMAO
Her hands are fucking scary!!!
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Submitted by missy on May 15, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Lohans, Hogans or Hiltons... who's the trashiest trash in the land?
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Oh shit, that's a hard one. The Spears family should be included too.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Those are some big man hands!
Submitted by Rishkin on May 15, 2008 - 12:11pm.
That thing on her head looks stupid.
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I think you mean "that thing on her neck". :P
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Submitted by ITSKTBITCH on May 15, 2008 - 10:09am.
It is normal. hehehehhe
This was the pic I was talking about in the Pete thread....what an asshole!
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“He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear- he made a hasty retreat from his lair..."
-Schoolhouse Rock, "Unpack Your Adjectives"