17,328 Boxes
15-year-old Jennifer Sharpe from Dearborn, Michigan might have set a National record for the amount of Girl Scout cookies sold in one season. Jennifer sold 17,328 boxes in just one season. WHA?! Did she hit up Brit Brit's house or something?
Jennifer set up shop in a church parking lot from 3pm to 7pm. Monday through Saturday. Sundays, she moved her operation to an auto parts store from 11am to 7pm.
She said, "I know how to get people to buy more. If they buy two boxes and they hand me a 10, I'd be like, 'For 50 cents more, you can get three,' because three boxes are $10.50." Homegirl is a hustler!
A rep for the Girl Scouts of America said there's no National record on the books.
I admit it, I bought 17,000 of those boxes. Honestly, I still have boxes sitting in my freezer. There's only so many bowls of Trefoils and milk you can eat in one day. There needs to be a Girl Scout cookie recipe book, because I'm running out of ways to each this shit.
Thanks Kristi
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 15, 2008 - 12:01pm.
I think she traded a sexual favor for each box.
I keed. 15 years old? Whoops, there's the train to hell waiting for me...
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It's not leaving until you get on.;->
Brutal.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 15, 2008 - 7:51am.
I could eat an entire box of Samoas in one sitting.
I fucking LOVE those cookies.
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EXACTLY!
Only let the hub get his thin mints this year (all 10 boxes)
Still have two boxes in the freezer.
*rolls eyes*
Carmel Delites for me please.
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Damn. Aren't there child labor laws or something to prevent a child from hustling cookies almost 30 hours a week? She was on a mission.
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Two boxes of Trefoils...a quart of milk...and a ballgame.All set.
I think she traded a sexual favor for each box.
I keed. 15 years old? Whoops, there's the train to hell waiting for me...
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
I'd like to see her try to pimp her mom. Good luck with that one.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
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There HAS TO BE A CATCH.Her parents are politicos?...Mom's on the zoning board?...Dad's chief of police?Let me not hate.GOOD FOR HER.Hope her skills make it to adulthood with her.
I don't know any 15 year old that is still in
Girl Scouts...and I have a 15 year old.
Oh well good for her I guess.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 15, 2008 - 10:51am.
I could eat an entire box of Samoas in one sitting.
I fucking LOVE those cookies.
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mmm...so could I... *drools*
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by -ohmy- on May 15, 2008 - 11:55am.
I hate girl scout cookies... ack....
And what does she get for selling so many? A trip, a gift certificate, anything??
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I think she gets a badge.
(I also hate GS cookies - good to know that I'm not alone.)
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Yeah, Artard..I love her song about Girl Scout Monkey Eating Sleep Overs.. Damn, Why don't you read what the post is about before typing your stupid Ad...
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I hate girl scout cookies... ack....
And what does she get for selling so many? A trip, a gift certificate, anything??
*Smile Bitches*
That little brat! She must have avoided Kizzy's radar during Operation Anus Biter!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Apparently this girl could sell ham in a synagogue!
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That's just wrong.
If any of you whores have Thin Mints, I'll shank you for 'em. Uh, I mean THANK you for them. Yeah. That's it.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
This shit Pisses me OFFFF.. I always miss the sale. Always!! *sniffles* I never get to eat any yummy cookies..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
I could eat an entire box of Samoas in one sitting.
I fucking LOVE those cookies.
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