Thursday, May 15th 2008
Tommy Girl For President
Tommy Girl is in talks to play the President of the United States in a new movie called 28th Amendment. Tommy just wants the role so that he can "fuck around" in the oval office set. He's always wanted to role play as Dubya. I'm sure he's got Dubya's "o face" down pat.
The movie centers on U.S. president Ben Cahill who discovers that a secret committee (run by Denzel Washington) has controlled the U.S. government since WWII.
Straight to the Starz channel! Tommy needs to sit back, take a break and play in his Scientology dungeon. Suri should be in pictures. She's the real talent of that crazy family. I mean, Valkyrie has been pushed back like a thousand times. Tommy needs a sex tape. Well, I'm curious to see how aliens do it.
to mrs kravitz:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH perish the thought!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by gucci on May 15, 2008 - 5:29pm.
I predict that tommy will someday be president of the USA.
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And Phoebe Price will be vice president
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San Isidro
I predict that tommy will someday be president of the USA. scarey thought, but if ronald could do it, so could he. and if he does, god help us all cuz i know he will force us all to worship aliens!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I just read an article from lermanet.com about this episode. They have an interesting (albeit long)story of the origins of the script.
http://www.lermanet.com/xenu-in-southpark-is-real.htm
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Hilarity. They get a douche to play a chimp.
Give it up toms. You're box office poison.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by Parker on May 15, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Valkerie will come out as soon as "Kate" gets knocked up again, I mean, finds the perfect pillow to shove underneath her red carpet gown.
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That's funny.. I'm thinking a nice couch pillow, then she'll move up to a firm goose down bed pillow.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
This might be good if anyone else was playing the Prez. So you mean the Prez is not really in charge and beings behind closed doors are running the show. And we all are just sheeple? Hmmmmm
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(in his mind and Xenus) he thinks if he plays a president he is one. <8D=|
Oh, you mean make a movie like real life?? Like they'll do a real movie about the Illuminati.
Valkerie will come out as soon as "Kate" gets knocked up again, I mean, finds the perfect pillow to shove underneath her red carpet gown.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Aliens don't have sex, MK!!
They just have 'ceremonies' in their dungeons.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
You're right RichBitch. Pisses me off just thinking about it.
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Submitted by DeeDee on May 15, 2008 - 3:56pm.
I'm surprised Tom hasn't shown up in China trying to convert, oops I mean, try to help the earthquake survivors. Why oh why won't the earth swallow up Tom?
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He and his psycho cult friends don't care about them, they haven't got any money and don't speak Engrish.
I do not ever, ever, EVER need to hear about our future former president's O face. Ever.
And Tommy said "You are SO SUED!! I'll sue you in England!"
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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For reals, is Valkyrie EVER going to come out? Not that I want to watch it or anything, I'm just interested to see if anyone is going to watch it! They are probably waiting for him to get popular again or something.
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Bob: Ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
tommy as president...i'm so not watching this movie...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
He bores me.
That was a fantastic south park.
I may go watch it now.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
HaHA Miss Priss.. You sound just like Travolta.. LMAO! And RKelly goes into the Closet, he looks really funny in there, all peeking out.. That IS the best episode.. I thought it was funny, how after it aired, they couldn't re-air it for a bit.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
LOL, Miss Priss! I love that episode.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Madam S. -- It will be if THOSE three are in the film together!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
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Your Mom,
And Will Smith can play his "intern". Wait. Is this going to be porn?
And R.Kelly sings:
So I pull out my gun!! Come out of the closet!
And Travolata says: "Come out of the closet. Om'egod!
LMAO
Love this episode
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
I'm surprised Tom hasn't shown up in China trying to convert, oops I mean, try to help the earthquake survivors. Why oh why won't the earth swallow up Tom?
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John Travolta can play his personal secretary, no? Maybe there will be some poop-covered cigars in the oval office in the future?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I will always think of "Valkyrie" as that fart movie.
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But then again, what do I know?
Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
.. And then he says, "but thats where I poop from"
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.