Thursday, May 15th 2008
These Two Again
John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston took their love to NYC last night. They entered the Waverly Inn separately even though they came together. Celebrities are so weird. They act all secretive and shit. We know they are bumping fuzzies.
Jenny brought her lucky baby blanket. It's her good luck charm. She likes to have it on hand just in case Mayer pops the question. That way she can bite into it and jump up and down like a little girl. That's how she rehearsed it after her first date with John. Yes, I know it's a pashmina! Let me have my fun. FUCK.
These two are so strange together. What the hell do they talk about? Mayer probably just tells lame jokes and Jenny laughs at them for like 5-minutes straight. She fakes laughs so hard she queefs.
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LMAO @ Johnnifer Mayerston! I liked Minka Kelly much better than Jenn.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
LOL @ YourMom.. *peers thru window* She's totally stalking you. the next picture we'll see is of her sucking the thumb dick..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
I actually don't think they're that weird together. They wouldn't have been the first two in my head to set up together, but I can understand how it might work. I heart Johnnifer Mayerston.
he's a douche and she's so nineties old news.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Carrying around a little blanket, eh? Wonder where she got THAT idea.
Copycat.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
If they are trying to stay secretive, the Waverly Inn in New York is not the place to be.
Yuck!
Head meet chin, chin meet head.
The relationship's not going to last, because Mayer likes both the hole AND the pole.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
I am telling you, he's going to look like skeletor when he gets older. Run away, Jen!
bumping fuzzies - roflmao!
I hate the way J Mayer acts, He's so dumb and unfunny. always joking w/ the paps the way he does.. Just makes me sick.
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yeah, SHARON.. Yeah.. @ that AV..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ @ these douchebags.
But LMAO @ "What the hell do they talk about? Mayer probably just tells lame jokes and Jenny laughs at them for like 5-minutes straight. She fakes laughs so hard she queefs".
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
This "relationship" will be over before the year is out and Jen will be a lonely ho at Christmas working Robertson Blvd with Chrissy and PP. The three ghosts will visit Saint Angelina Scrooge yet again and beg her to give Brad back to Jen, blah blah blah
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My birthday is Saturday. I'm SOOO pissed I will now have to share it with the most douchey emo scenewhore wedding of all time!!!!
Eeewwwww, they make me queef, these 2 fake ass couple!! Give me Halle & her man anyday.
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"No honey, I wasn't cheating on you, I just tripped and slipped right on his Dick!"