Thursday, May 15th 2008
These Two Again
John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston took their love to NYC last night. They entered the Waverly Inn separately even though they came together. Celebrities are so weird. They act all secretive and shit. We know they are bumping fuzzies.
Jenny brought her lucky baby blanket. It's her good luck charm. She likes to have it on hand just in case Mayer pops the question. That way she can bite into it and jump up and down like a little girl. That's how she rehearsed it after her first date with John. Yes, I know it's a pashmina! Let me have my fun. FUCK.
These two are so strange together. What the hell do they talk about? Mayer probably just tells lame jokes and Jenny laughs at them for like 5-minutes straight. She fakes laughs so hard she queefs.
Submitted by mike on May 15, 2008 - 9:29am.
The relationship's not going to last, because Mayer likes both the hole AND the pole.
Had me laughin out loud..
He's still a raging douche.
That's all I got.
Boy is the PR machine in overdrive working for these two. Bet they are loving the column inches they are getting in the mags, nothing keeps the public interested in you like a romance with a douche....
What do you mean together? There isn't one picture here of them together? Maybe thats a good thing.
Good for Jen...she's finally getting laid good and proper after all those years with that pansy-assed chameleon she was married to.
P.S. John getting ood love too, Jen looks great!
Good for Jen...she's finally getting laid good and proper after all those years with that pansy-assed chameleon she was married to.
P.S. John getting good love too, Jen looks great!
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on May 15, 2008 - 1:44pm.
That could be why Pitt stayed married to her for all those years, both are dumb as rock and proving it now.
She is so damn pretty its crazy. 39 years old and she does not look a day over 25. Hopefully she is not taking this too seriously (even though I do like them together) cuz John is a KNOWN, NOTORIOUS WOMANIZER espically here in NYC. He has run thru several chicks that I know and he bitched out another one I know who WOULDNT sleep with him. Psycho.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
I'm honestly surprised they're still together. They trashed these two on celebrityprayerlist.com
the waverly inn is co-owned by Graydon Carter, the flamboyant editor of Vanity Fair.
the waverly inn features a side dish of mac and cheese dish (prepared with truffles) that costs it's diners 24 US dollars.
the paps stay camped outside that restaurant to capture photos of all the notables who show up night after night to be seen there.
for a gal who dislikes the pap attention, she sure does know where to be seen!
This "coupling" reeks of PR. And as one of my friends told me after taking a meeting with Jennifer: "She's sweet, but as dumb as a box of rocks. She had absolutely nothing interesting to say." Mayer is known for nailing stupid women and then dumping them. Poor Jen! Doomed to fake affairs with cruel men.
Can't Jen get a clue? Right now she's just a "hit and run" target for these guys. Who WOULDN'T she date, OMG. Like I'm suppose to believe John Mayer is gonna stay with her for at least 3+ years.
Jen looks good here and she is probably just real happy to be getting laid these days...
And by the way, WTF is up with Sheryl Crow and all her matchmaking? It seems she is always fixing people up. She's the one that needs fixing up!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Jen's looking Like MK's Girl Shauna Sand in these pictures, with better makeup, of Course!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
looks more like an old tacky shower curtain than a pashmina.
C'mon Jen - you can do better than JON MAYER! Ugh, blech, yuck - he's so...COOTIE infected. He made out with Perez Hilton for crying out loud...YUCK
Blargh...I threw up in my mouth a bit there.
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snore...
Submitted by Uwish on May 15, 2008 - 9:39am.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
I think they get stoned, and have sex....what's wrong with that?
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“He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear- he made a hasty retreat from his lair..."
-Schoolhouse Rock, "Unpack Your Adjectives"
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 10:09am.
@YourMom...Bwahahaaaa.. Because she's just a fatty ass-pimply soccer mom who wears mom jeans on her head! I"m LMAO about wearing those jeans on her head..I KNEW she did that shit. *shakes head* That's how we can tell the diff between you two.. She wears them on her head, and you wear them around your ankles.. Easy access.. I got your game!!! *taps you on chest*
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Damn, you're good. You know what else? I already pre-ordered a pair of Lindsay Blohan leggings with the built-in knee pads because I'm such a dirty slut mom whore.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I vote that LA/Heart never gets typed in a post again. boring and repetitive.
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Bob: Ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
I'm guilty of having pashiminas or scarfs with me always, so I can't talk, but the pom-poms on it have to go.
John Mayer is just so damn douchey. The blogging is what does me in. Even more so than the fact that he dated Jessica, Minka and the other tarts. Stop with the blogging already!
Jen: Let's see, I just wrapped a movie, got a couple of hundred mill in the bank, everything is paid for, and I need a little from some "flavor of the week"...GAWD, MY LIFE IS SOOO MISERABLE!
Ang: Gawd, I just wanted some other chicks man and now I am in it for the long haul, have to pop out 2 blobs(!) this time around just to keep him happy and secure with his life and dreams and family...GAWD, MY LIFE IS SOOO MISERABLE!
I will take Jen-erable!
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Bob: Ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
*peeks in*
Fuck. Not this again.
*leaves*
@YourMom...Bwahahaaaa.. Because she's just a fatty ass-pimply soccer mom who wears mom jeans on her head! I"m LMAO about wearing those jeans on her head..I KNEW she did that shit. *shakes head* That's how we can tell the diff between you two.. She wears them on her head, and you wear them around your ankles.. Easy access.. I got your game!!! *taps you on chest*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 15, 2008 - 11:01am.
I think the fact that everytime LA leaves in a huff, UWish shows up and picks up where she left off (and today even defended the twat) pretty much leaves no doubt in my mind. Brangeloonies never die, they just switch screen names.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
They probably bite their lips while she looks out the window, rolling tiny balls of napkin paper. He probably plays a quick game of chess with the salt and pepper shakers.
I like these two - I'm sure they're just having fun and he seems like he'd be more fun than an aging fool who glues a hat to his head.
Have a nice day,
NotPhoebe
count down to when jennifer will be hanging out at courtney cock's house looking sad and all alone and wondering why this relationship didn't work out...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 15, 2008 - 10:01am.
Submitted by Uwish on May 15, 2008 - 9:39am.
**********ATTENTION HAGS****************
I know it’s hard for you ignorant bitches to comprehend BLAH...BLAH....BLAH.......
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There's a wee bit of doubt in my mind that this is actually LA.
For example, she didn't call all us all effing C*nts multiple times . However, LA did throw around the phrase "fucking liar" a lot. Hmmmm. The jury is out on this....
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It was the "fucking liar" thing that makes me suspicious, too. That and the fact that uwish was never around at the same time LA was.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
John Mayer fucking repulses me. I feel sorry for the desperate girls who date douches like this.
I guess this is just a stoned observation, but Mayer definitely seems like the type of guy who you'd think has a huge one, and then you get home with him and find out it's like a cocktail weenie.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I am convinced she likes fuck buddies. He does too. No need to talk.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
I hope J. Aniston is not learning all the lines to his songs like J. Simpson did. BTW, I wonder what J. Simpson thinks about all of this?
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 9:59am.
YourMom, I just want you to know and to Believe, that I AM NOT Oklahoma.. So stop saying it.. just stop it.. Attention. Over and Out.. *picks booger*
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LOL!
Well, look, I'm not Your Mom Ate the Taco. I don't know who you wanna believe, but you can believe me or you can believe the other me, but the other me is a liar and a bitch! She lied about things that aren't true and she just did it to be cruel! Because she's just a fatty ass-pimply soccer mom who wears mom jeans on her head! But I'll rise above the other me cuz I'm better than that! I know that.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Uwish on May 15, 2008 - 9:39am.
**********ATTENTION HAGS****************
I know it’s hard for you ignorant bitches to comprehend BLAH...BLAH....BLAH.......
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There's a wee bit of doubt in my mind that this is actually LA.
For example, she didn't call all us all effing C*nts multiple times . However, LA did throw around the phrase "fucking liar" a lot. Hmmmm. The jury is out on this....
YourMom, I just want you to know and to Believe, that I AM NOT Oklahoma.. So stop saying it.. just stop it.. Attention. Over and Out.. *picks booger*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
They are just dating. I dont understand why people get so bent out of shape. At least she doesnt just sit and give him the death stare like whorelina would.
I bet these two sit around smoking pot, giggling over their exes' tabloid stories and talking about how baby goat jizz makes your hair extra shiny.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Why is Jen trying to cover her face with that ugly pashmina? Hello, everyone knows what you look like. Stay the hell home if you don't want your pic taken. OMG, likes that's gonna blind you or harm you insome way. Get over yourself!
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 9:49am.
That is a really good idea.. I'm going to start, copying everything I say on each post, And just re use it on any other post, Even tho it isn't relevant to that particular post. I'm just going to do it, b/c its 'in'.. Attention!!!!
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You know what's funny? The more someone says they aren't someone else, the more I tend to not believe them. Know what I mean?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Uwish on May 15, 2008 - 9:39am.
**********ATTENTION HAGS****************
I know it’s hard for you ignorant bitches to comprehend there might be more than one person that has half a brain and the self esteem to appreciate a beautiful woman but I AM NOT LOVE ANGELINA after reading the post from yesterday I felt pretty bad for this girl who you guys obviously antagonize like a bunch of hyena’s. Oh and I found it hilarious some of you had proof we were the same person! Fucking liars and hags huh.. Well anyways peace out! I’m going to go and enjoy MK’s other post now.
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I'm still not convinced that this isn't LA.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
gawker says john mayer would rather be with a man
That is a really good idea.. I'm going to start, copying everything I say on each post, And just re use it on any other post, Even tho it isn't relevant to that particular post. I'm just going to do it, b/c its 'in'.. Attention!!!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by Uwish on May 15, 2008 - 10:39am.
**********ATTENTION HAGS****************
I know it’s hard for you ignorant bitches to comprehend there might be more than one person that has half a brain and the self esteem to appreciate a beautiful woman but I AM NOT LOVE ANGELINA after reading the post from yesterday I felt pretty bad for this girl who you guys obviously antagonize like a bunch of hyena’s. Oh and I found it hilarious some of you had proof we were the same person! Fucking liars and hags huh.. Well anyways peace out! I’m going to go and enjoy MK’s other post now.
~~~~~~~~ Can I interest you in an extra strength Ativan?
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Team HAGS!
Whoot!
What the hell do they talk about?
My guess is their most intense conversations consists of what to use, papers or bong?
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I'd rather watch these two than that trainwreck with 6 kids!
I would give anything to get a transcript of their conversations. Neither one is saying anything yet they're still on different wavelengths.
**********ATTENTION HAGS****************
I know it’s hard for you ignorant bitches to comprehend there might be more than one person that has half a brain and the self esteem to appreciate a beautiful woman but I AM NOT LOVE ANGELINA after reading the post from yesterday I felt pretty bad for this girl who you guys obviously antagonize like a bunch of hyena’s. Oh and I found it hilarious some of you had proof we were the same person! Fucking liars and hags huh.. Well anyways peace out! I’m going to go and enjoy MK’s other post now.
I'm awaiting the pregnancy announcement any day now.
Do you think they steal towels and the shampoo's?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"