Thursday, May 15th 2008

This Better Not Become A Regular Thing

The welfare version of Sid & Nancy, Wino & Dreamboat, met up again last night. Thankfully, they kept their lips to themselves this time. They probably received a warning from the health department.

For once, Wino is not wearing her ballet slippers. It probably took a few men, gallons of nail polish remover and giant pliers to get those things off. I'm also beginning to think that those denim chocha shorts cannot come off. Her pussy lips are totally stuck to them. She's going to need some potent crack to mask the pain when she has to rip those things off.

These two hags totally have a cloud of dirt following them around like Pig Pen. Don't get me started on Dreamy. You know it's like cheese shop underneath his dick. You can get feta, gouda, asiago, peppered mozzarella and romano. Spread that shit all over a cracker and you've got yourself a healthy snack!

Posted by: Michael K


Mel-Tang's picture

oklahoma, LMAO. She is trying. She didn't wear the ballet flats.
She is making small changes for Dreamy. :)

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christine the hoff's picture

fuck brangilina, these two are going to birth our next messiah.

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islandgirl's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on May 15, 2008 - 9:48am.
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I'm all observant and stuff.

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Clarisse's picture

"Spread that shit all over a cracker and you've got yourself a healthy snack"

There goes ma breakfast.......

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Jimmy Bocca's picture

Everytime I see pix of her my lips get numb. I can just taste the coke from here.

oklahoma's picture

I love Wino, but does this bitch just pick up any clothes from the floor and throw them on?? Damn!! Take some pride.. Just cause your fucking the Dreamboat doesn't mean he wouldn't like to see you in something nice.. Like, IDK, a bar of soap.

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It's hard to believe one of them dated a global supermodel and the other is supposed to have one of the greatest voices of our time.

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My birthday is Saturday. I'm SOOO pissed I will now have to share it with the most douchey emo scenewhore wedding of all time!!!!

Mel-Tang's picture

Could you imagine if Amy got preggers with Dreamboat's baby??
You know bitches aren't even aware of what birth control is.

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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 15, 2008 - 6:46am.
Hahaha, his zipper is down!

You noticed?

their rancid smell permeates my laptop screen...

Mel-Tang's picture

MK you owe me a new keyboard! I can't clean the puke off of this one after reading the cheese story.
OMG

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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
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Why is she always dressed for balmy weather?

Is London experiencing extreme global warming or is it the crack making her wardrobe choices?

islandgirl's picture

Hahaha, his zipper is down!

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Sensimina's picture

OH god. My hangover did not want to read that last paragraph at ALL! Gross.

I hope this shit doesn't become routine either, or else I'll have to see pictures of these two gross cunts every single day. Oh wait. I already do. :(

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

letinstar's picture

*shudder*...i know these two are fucking....*barf*

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