But Can He Sing?
Daniel Day-Lewis is in talks to replace Javier Bardem as the male lead in the movie musical "Nine." There's no replacing Javier! Javi dropped out of the project, because he's tired and needs sleep. If Daniel takes the gig, he will play Guido Contini, a film director trying to juggle all the chicks in his life.
The movie is expected to start shooting this fall. It also stars Penny Cruz, Marion Cotillard, Sophia Loren, Nicole Kidman and Judi Dench. Rob Marshall will direct this shit.
Penny Cruz should be dick slapped! Her "man" is too tired to work and she's not there by his side! If Javi was my dude, my days would be spent sucking.....I mean rocking...him to sleep.
I'm sure Danny will be glorious. Just give him a milkshake and all will be well.



Dude, I just watched There Will Be Blood for the first time last night. Random ass movie. Now I can't get the phrase "I drink your milkshake! I DRINK IT UP!!" out of my head. Also, that SNL sketch I saw makes a whole hell of a lot more sense now. :)
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Sins of the Father
Great movie!
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San Isidro
I love DDL. Rent Last of the Mohicans and you'll understand why this is exciting news.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 15, 2008 - 7:46am.
ImpertinentVixen
I remember the first time i watched "My Left Foot" thinking that DDL had to be the best actor of his time.
Brilliant...he's fuckin brilliant.
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Absolutely. And I am positive he can sing. And dance, juggle, backflip. Whatever it is, he can do it.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by Regina on May 15, 2008 - 10:56am.
I love this piece of news. His filmography is very small and rarely does he sign on to films once in a few years! People always call him dramatic, so it's his time to shine!
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This is a fun choice for him--although I like one of the earlier poster's suggestions that he play a broken toaster. That would really show his range.
Good to see him doing something lighter and not so "important."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Yummy mustache!
All British people can sing one way or another, even if they have "bad" voices, and if Johnny Depp could do "Sweeney," DDL can do "Nine." I must say this casting intrigues me even more so than Javier.
I've just listened to both Antonio Banderas in the Broadway revival AND the late Raul Julia in the original Broadway production, and DDL can probably do it - Julia talk-sang through most of the songs, and while Banderas is a better singer, he was largely unintelligible. Surely Day-Lewis can do better than either of them. He is a little old for the role (52 to Bardem's 38), but he looks younger than his years when he's cleaned up. I think he'll be fine.
I hope he sings a song called "Bastard in a Basket"..
(*ATWBB reference)..
I love this piece of news. His filmography is very small and rarely does he sign on to films once in a few years! People always call him dramatic, so it's his time to shine!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
C'mon Slutts, pinch yourself and you'll wake up, this is only a dream! *Grabs arm and pinches hard*
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Julie Dench AND Daniel Day Lewis? I think I'll have to see this...
~*Head Bitch*~
of corz she can sing, remember Volver? Pretty good. Danny is shit compared to javi hotness. And yes, it's based on Fellini's movie.
The world is a stage, but the actors are badly cast.(Oscar Wilde)
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 15, 2008 - 9:56am.
Does anyone know if this is the film that's based on Fellini's 8 1/2?
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I believe that is correctumundo.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Mohicans, Gangs
Daniel Day-Lewis will probably get an Oscar for this one too. He is gold. :)
This cast is going sing?
Really?
Penny Cruz? Singing?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Does anyone know if this is the film that's based on Fellini's 8 1/2?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I saw an article that said AJ was apparently smitten with him at one of the awards shows.
Last of the Mohicans - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I am convinced that there is NOTHING that DDL can't do. His talent is limitless!
Submitted by Sheeps on May 15, 2008 - 9:50am.
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Thanks, Sheeps. Now I feel marginally less dim-witted. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by islandgirl on May 15, 2008 - 6:42am.
Sorry, I thought you knew about that. Someone at Sluttsville's workplace was trying to mask a domestic argument by playing a loud loop of DDL over and over. So she now hates the guy. We, of course, favor her with DDL all the time. That is all.
ImpertinentVixen
I remember the first time i watched "My Left Foot" thinking that DDL had to be the best actor of his time.
Brilliant...he's fuckin brilliant.
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"U WISH PUT COCKS IN FACE AND GARGLE!!" -FLA
The only thing interesting about this to me would be the stories that Nicole K. and Penelope C. tell each other about Tommygirl.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
Submitted by Sheeps on May 15, 2008 - 9:40am.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 15, 2008 - 6:34am.
I've loved DDL ever since "My Left Foot".
Don't tell McSlutty.
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Huh? *wanders off, dazed and confused*
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But then again, what do I know?
I'm a DDL fan. I loved him in My Left Foot, Gangs of New York, etc. Even Cameron Diaz couldn't ruin that movie for me, thanks to The Butcher.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 15, 2008 - 6:34am.
I've loved DDL ever since "My Left Foot".
Don't tell McSlutty.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sorry*
@SB:
Thanks for keeping CB in your avie, even if you did tart up your name a bit.......
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
I don't like this one bit. I don't want Penelope anywhere near DDL. Her vagina has some kind of vacuum and she suck in her costars. Don't do it Daniel!
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
I've loved DDL ever since "My Left Foot".
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But then again, what do I know?
I think he can yodel.
Not sure about singing though..
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
*runs in, out of breath*
Did someone say Javier?
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
I love me some DDL. He is the shit. He could play anything....an oil tycoon, an Indian, a broken toaster....anything.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
You know it's a slutty period drama when Judi Dench is in it. The old whore still knows how to work it
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My birthday is Saturday. I'm SOOO pissed I will now have to share it with the most douchey emo scenewhore wedding of all time!!!!
Def. sporting/channeling the Magnum PI look.........
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
maybe the regular dick slapping of Penelope is the reason why he is so tired now....
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
I thought that was Magnum P.I.. mmmm Magnum Condoms.. *day dreams*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'