Sunday, May 18th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Tina Fey (38)
Jack Johnson (33)
Martika (39)
Chow Yun-Fat (53)
George Strait (56)
Reggie Jackson (62)

Posted by: Michael K


Mel-Tang's picture

Ew, I can't stand Tina Fey. I hate her 'sense of humor.'
And it makes me want to puke when she tries to be sexy. UGH

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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan

I like Tina Fey and all of her work but that picture is an Oil of Olay ad neck up and Jazzercise gear on down.

Is it a celebrating motherhood pic with the strong potential for nipple slips?

Night Owl's picture

What's with her boobs, their is a brown shadow on them?

Shaniquanaynay's picture

Happy Birthday Tina Fey! You make me laugh a lot!

paris herpes's picture

Shoulda had a picture of her with glasses, I love it when she looks all dorked out!

Your face!

Mopa's picture

Shame on you MK! How could you pay tribute to Bea Arthur on her birthday earlier this week, yet not wish Maude's husband a happy birthday today?

Happy 86th Birthday Bill Macy!

Bill is from the beautiful city of Revere, Massachusetts, where I met my husband and where we first lived together.

Happy Birthday to Tina and all the other birthday sluts too.

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

Aerialgreen's picture

Happy Birthday Tina Fey!

She gave Dlisted a shout out?! when? I missed it! please tell how it happened or links!, PLEASE!

DivasGone's picture

That doesn't even look like her in that pic.. you could've found a better one. Seriously, is that someone else?

Regardless, LOVE HER!! And Happy Birthday, Tina!

Manimal5's picture

Tina Fey is about the only celeb I would actually enjoy meeting.

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CeeCee's picture

Happy birthday, Tina Fey! I sort of believed John Belushi that "women aren't funny" until she came along. She is absolutely hilarious. She can do no wrong. I love that girl.

DR.FUNK's picture

GO REGGIE! The greatest ALL-OR-NOTHING free swinger baseball has ever seen.It's your B-day...feel free to charge the mound.;->

jussayin's picture

I so thought that was Celine....which is why Tina can do an awesome Celine parody...

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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."

I adore Tina and not to be mean to her but I would have guessed her to be around 45. I can't believe she's only turning 38???

Anyway! Happy birthday!

Mike, I agree. That picture of Tina is just awful.

mike's picture

Didn't Martika do some softcore porn when her singing career went south?

Worst pic of Tina Fey I've ever seen.

NotsoAnonymous's picture

OMG!
Martika is 39.
I haven't thought of her since Eminem ripped off "Toy Soldiers".
Of course, I haven't thought of Eminem since... uh, well, uh... what were we talking about.

Madam Pince's picture

George Strait! Whee doggies! That cowboy can ride me into the sunset any damn time. Happy birthday, you hot slut!

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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."

That is a hideous picture of Tina Fey. I love her, but that is seriously atrocious. WTF is wrong with her boobs?? Please stick to corporate or librarian looks Tina, those are what's hot on you.

maDalice's picture

I totally forgot about Tina's dlisted shout out! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TINA! I LOVE you.
And I also have a girl named Alice! So there.

parissucksliterally's picture

Wow, I though Tina Fey was older for some reason...she's only 6 months older than me.....

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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

I actually know every slut on the list without Googling.

Yea for me!

Happy Birthday to all of them, yes, Reggie, $10 bucks says he still gets a baseball cake for his B-Day.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Ernestine's picture

Way to look all sultry and shit, Tina Fey! Happy Birthday, because you OBVIOUSLY read this blog. I love you more than salt loves meat.

She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionairedating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Happy bday Tina Fey!!

~*~Oh lord have mercy on my soul
For I have walked a sinful road
So I'm gonna get down on my knees
Beg forgiveness to help set me free
Lord have mercy on me, please~MOM~CA*~

bisou's picture

Submitted by Sensimina on May 18, 2008 - 8:44am.

Yes it is!! The hottest slut ever, Mr Humphries.

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joanne's picture

HB Chow Yun-Fat

DeeDee's picture

Happy Birthday Tina Fey! 30 Rock rules!

Morning bitches ♥

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Sensimina's picture

Bisou - is your avie from "Are You Being Served?"

I fucking forgot about that show, it's awesome.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

Sensimina's picture

I like Tina Fey, but she seems a little bit egotistical at times and seeing her in this hoochie outfit made me raise an eyebrow since she's always talking about how not-trashy she is compared to everyone else on earth.
That being said I LOVE funny women and I can forgive that shit, plus her bod looks pretty hot.
EDIT: IMO she could have ripped Parasite up a lot better in that one interview, though. I could write a fucking novel about all the disgusting things that walking STD represents.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

karen's picture

love tina fey and 30 rock. gonna see her baby mama movie when it hits dvd or my man downloads it.... was a hong kong movie fanatic in the 90s and love love love chow yun fat. alot of your action movies today borrow heavily from the bullet ridden hong kong action flicks.. ahhhh. such great memories....

bisou's picture

I think Chow Yun Fat is kinda hot. Happy Birthday to him!!

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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

Chow Yun-Fat's Hong Kong movies from the late '80s have the highest bullet-count of any movies ever. They're mesmerizing after a while.

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The C word's picture

Happy Birthday to Tina Fey and the rest!

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vico12's picture

Happy Bday~! Tina Fey... Tina Fey- who secretly reads Dlisted...! ;)

~{"Con Tu Adiós Te Llevas Mi Corazón" -SELENA}~

HairyPotheadfan's picture

Happy Birthday George Strait!!!! Also to Tina Fey and Martika (What ever happened to her?)