International supermodel, actress and celebrity, Phoebe Price, was on "The Insider" tonight to fight back against The National Enquirer for those cellulite pictures they published of her on their cover. PP, wants her fans (aka me and all my personalities) to know that she doesn't really look like that! She thinks they were doctored! PP and Mischa Barton should start their own organization together, "International Supermodels Against Fake Cellulite."

PP even posed for The Insider in the same bikini to show her "fans" and the world she doesn't have a cellulite problem. Chicken Cutlets also promised to wear a thong next time. There goes your lunch! You really didn't need it.

Wait...I just realized that PP was on National television! Today should be an International holiday! Chicken cutlets for everyone!

I leave you with these stunning pictures of PP posing with her passport and some other crap at LAX yesterday. She's good at that. She should become a professional passport hand model. Notice the peons in the back! They are stunned by her glamour and beauty or maybe they are just trying to figure out who the hell she is.



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Insider takes too long to get one simple point across to us. Thanks for the fuzz camera though.

Yeah I never heard of her until I came to Dlisted.

QueenBee's picture

If you watch that video without sound, it's just a bunch of extreme closeups on those nasty thighs.

Ew.

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Phoebe should mail M.K. a big fat royalty check for making her famous.

She was a nobody until DListed made her an international phenomenon.

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sexy's picture

she's such an effing wack job but it's entertaining none the less. The new Gossip Rag Stars!

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Oooooooh, PP!
A thong?
A mumu or a hefty bag is more like it my dear.
Let's not get carried away with this spotlight business okay!
You're better than that.
I think.

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Wow, they really had to zoom in on her thighs all a hundred times during that short piece.

If there was an award for trying too hard, I think PP might just beat out Rumer Willis - but only because she is an "international supermodel".

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BTW those new cheekbone implants might even be tolerable to look at if they were chicken cutlets...but those bad boys look like DEPLOYED AIRBAGS on her.

DR.FUNK's picture

Are those freckles?!...Or rust? I hear iron prices are at an all-time high.She should sell mining rights to the highest bidder.

MinxInSpace's picture

Cellulite? Whatever. Who cares. The better question is why PP can afford a Gucci purse and a Bentley. What kind of world is this and why can't I get a piece of whatever she's got! Oh wait, I have dignity!

P.S That pic of PP pre-op wasn't all that bad. She probably should've gone to a plastic surgeon who did psych evaluations first. Bitch might not look like a freak now.

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hella -

Yeah, I guess you're right. Love the usage of "actrice" and Kraft. It's so fitting.

I guess I was focusing on the paps constantly making cellulite a sin when it should all be about PP. It's all PP all the time.

That pic was not doctored. Different lighting can do that. From one angle one has that cellulite, and then doesn't appear to in another.

Isn't it great that the only moments PP can capitalize on are the humiliating ones?

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She is soooo fucking creepy. Who cares if she has cellulite? 98% of women have at least some, so whatev. I love how the focus got all blurry and stayed that way when they finally showed her face. HAHAHAHAHA. 29 my ass!!!

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Submitted by kerplunk on May 15, 2008 - 1:16am.

OMG, the pastiness! Make it stop!

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Obviously a gorgeous ass like that couldn't have cellulite!

"PP, wants her fans (aka me and all my personalities)__"

Aha! I knew it! ~wink!~

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wow dbella....thanks for that picture. She looked good, why the hell did she mess up her face? What an idiot.

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Submitted by dbella on May 15, 2008 - 12:40am.
Poor Phoebe. She used to be pretty before she went nuts with the chicken cutlets and cherry Kool Ade haircolor. I found a photo of her from 2005, when she was supposedly going to be starring in some French film (I wonder if it ever got made). Should have left well enough alone.
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Wow. She looks pretty and sophisticated. Hollywouldn't has not done PP well. Now she's hoping to get a role in Welcome Back Kotter. She should have stayed with the French.

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If the cellulite was fake-why is our typically mini skirting wearing PP suddenly in a long dress. Me thinks she will be posing for new pictures after the surgical scars heal under her moo moo.

Poor Phoebe. She used to be pretty before she went nuts with the chicken cutlets and cherry Kool Ade haircolor. I found a photo of her from 2005, when she was supposedly going to be starring in some French film (I wonder if it ever got made). Should have left well enough alone.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/53...

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Aww, PeePee, don't worry about being a "star with cellulite", 'cause, you're not a star!!

To be fair, that photo was obviously manipulated to make it look like she had more cellulite than she does, but she makes it sound like it's the worst thing the tabs could ever say about her. Dumb bitch, if you wanna be famous you gotta take the good with the bad and the ugly.

And please, NO THONG!!

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Frito:

Did anyone else notice in the video (I didn't watch the whole thing, but in the first few seconds of it, anyway) that she had cellulite when she was crossing her legs?

Yes!!!!!I was just going to write that! It's at the 43 sec. mark for those who haven't seen it...

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 15, 2008 - 12:12am.

Her MS doesn't have music. Maybe the voices in your head started a Barbershop quartet?

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PSL, you funny kid! I haven't even figured out to make a cool MS page with music like yours (not for 10 hours of trying tho) to even go to the Facebook I signed up for.

I am old. I cannot learn new tricks too easily. And oh, did I say I was OLD???? lol.

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Thanks for filling me in happyface :) ~

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happyface ~

You've got to realize - PeePee wasn't really mad...she is an "actrice" and she had to act "mad" so that the show had a story! It's her JOB to "act" upset about all this while the cameras roll! Couldn't you feel the raw emotion she was projecting? That's her Kraft!

happyface's picture

Cutlet = her chicken cutlet cheek implants.

helly's picture

What is the meaning of the cutlet name? ((Please don't let it out that I am the Philistine that doesn't know this.))

happyface's picture

These "celebrities" are getting mad for all the wrong reasons. How about getting mad at the magazines for making women feel bad about cellulite when EVERY single woman has it - except for the trannies.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Deb, it says where you can get her perfume on her Facebook page!

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She DID issue a warning!

IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG, HOT, CUTLET SUMMER!

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Deb, it says where you can get her perfume on her Facebook page!

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Submitted by StewieGriffin on May 14, 2008 - 11:26pm.
I know The Insider will say anything, but actress and international model? International House of Pancakes model..

LOL I always thought she'd be great as a Queen Victoria Secret Model

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Um Shitney already did a perfume with that name. Oh well, we all know what to get MK for his barfday LOL

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FOr the love of Chicken Cutlets, where can I find Phoebe's Phantasy Perfume??? That has got to be a fragance at Macy's because "they have all the stars"!

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By the way, what's with all the spam from millionairebullshit on the site lately? I call for a moderator...release the Kraken!

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I know The Insider will say anything, but actress and international model? International House of Pancakes model maybe, and what exactly has she acted in? I want proof that she's been in something other than Dlisted.

Ya' know, if it wasn't for us voting her hot "babe" of the year, she wouldn't even be on a reputable and classy (cough) show like The Insider...bitch better not let this go to her head or we'll just get another cottage cheese smothered chicken cutlet to take her place.

Notice how long it took to show her face.

And then, when they did, they virtually smeared Vaseline all over the lens.

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Can someone please tell me what she actually does to make money? Is she daddy's little girl or something to be traveling and walking the streets of Hollywood everyday on her rented Mercedes? Why is she invited to the red carpet events? I am sure this has been discussed here ab nauseum. I work my ass off and can't understand waste of spaces like these WITH NO TALENT traveling to Cannes just to get photographed. This is when socialism starts to look good to me. ____________________________________________
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I saw her profile on millionaire dating site millionaireloves.com last week! It is said she is interested in dating wealthy good-looking guys.
Seems she is dating a young beauty on millionaire dating site "mill ionaireloves.C OM ." I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for ...

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Phoebe Price Issued a WARNING:

"Next Time, I'm gonna wear a THONG!"

Amanda's picture

lmao @ "unsightly pockets of fat".

Possum's picture

You know she called the paps and told them she'd be at the airport.

nebajnim's picture

I have a thing for redheads and am dating one now. That being said I just don't get this girl here. My girl is equally as decent looking and is a mother of 2. And she aint' all that. She is more a personality type who isn't bad looking.

But hey! At least she isn't famous because she is rich, or someone bigs kid. Way to go.

She should be happy that she gets in the National Enquirer: They usually stick to the real celebrities.

helly's picture

29 is the last age women ever say in the Hollywood Age Game from about mid 40s to mid 60s, don't you think?

If she was 32 for example, I'm sure her Hollywood Age would be 26 or even 25. Of course if she were 29, she'd be 21. What do ya'll think?

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Manimal, I frequently throw Socks Slots into conversations and I actually told a co-worker to "call the county" (in lieu of "fuck off", which may not be work appropriate). Oddly enough I didn't get any strange looks over that one.

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TexnDoc's picture

>"No! Cannes has started! She must be heading to the film festival!!!"<

Of course, you're right and I have no doubt the cart with the luggage in thumb 4 all belong to Miss Price, with the required wardrobe changes necessary for an international supermodel. (I recall reading Evita Peron back in her day checked into the Copacabana Palace in Rio with over 200 suitcases for an overnight stay and Phoebe has only slightly less duties than the First Lady of Argentina did).

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Submitted by peaches on May 14, 2008 - 10:21pm.
I saw phoebe on Shark last night!!!! She was a jury member! I started screaming, and my dad had no idea why!!!

I missed it Damn! I'm not going to kill myself though.
It's funny when people who don't visit dlisted have no idea why you are laughing.
I remember saying bootmoves and toilet bats in a discussion about Shitney and the other people looked at me like I was nuts.LOL

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HELLY, we have English Majors and The Language Police as members of the Dlisted Sluts....SOMEbody always notices....Trust no one....

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