Don't Mess With Dolly

this makes perfect sense.
Since the 80's People make fun of how dumb and country she seems and how outrageously dumb her tits look and how she gets tons of plastic surgery BUT nothing compares to making her sound like she said "cum". DEVASTATING.
____________________________
I dont think, I drink.

I swear anyone who can't find this funny really needs to take the pickle out of their ass! Why are you reading this site then, to hear what the fucktards Heidi and Spencer are up to? Seriously who gives a shit about those 2 douche bags? I love Dolly but this whole bit was all in fun, if you record an audio book you are fodder for the comedy world in this day and age. Get with it.

Submitted by Gabriela on May 15, 2008 - 10:10am.

MK is funnier and wittier than Howard Stern will ever be. Sure MK can do the puerile humor, but there is more sophistication in his jokes than I have even seen in Sterns. And Stern's focus on pedophile jokes is disturbing. Says a lot more about him than about Dolly.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."

Oscar Wilde
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Are you kidding me??? How long, if ever, have you listened to Howard's show? He doesn't focus on pedophile jokes!?! Examples please??? He does focus on sexist jokes at times, which I do not always enjoy. Nothing against MK, he's funny as hell, but for falling out of my chair laughing the score is about 1,000,000 to 100, Howard vs. MK. I don't always like what Howard (or MK) says but who would want to listen to someone who you never disagree with. I don't know what I'd do if he retired because no one on Earth has come close to his show over the years. When you sit in a cubicle for ten years before gossip blogs existed Howard is the one joy many of us had to break the monotony of daily life and make fun of those in their ivory towers. He has paved the way for the snarkiness which many people enjoy online now and do not appreciate. His channel 9 show alone was ground breaking. Without Howard half of the callous humor everyone here enjoys would never have existed. I never laugh as hard as I do when I'm listening to Howard. Who else would have brought us Baba Booey, Beetlejuice, Riley Martin, and Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf, I could go on... It's not just Howard you know, there is an ensemble and regulars to this show which makes it great. There is a difference of opinions and a ton of snarky, bitchy humor which people like us adore. What is your problem with him exactly? Are your facts based on other people's opinions or your own? Are you a fat gross chick no one wants to fuck, is that it? Are you a paying Sirius customer or just another judgmental prick who doesn't know shit about the world before the internet existed? BTW I am under 30 so you can't accuse me of being an old fart, as Captain Kirk would say, I was in Prodigy chat rooms when you were still in diapers or so I suspect.

Parton has no legal leg to stand on. Parody is a protected form of speech, and the audio book edits were obviously not real.

She needs to lighten up. The edits they did to her audio book were nothing compared to William Shatner's audio book, which they played for him while he was sitting in the studio.

For those of you worried that "hick ville America could hear this" are forgetting that anyone listening to Stern is PAYING to hear him. We all understand what he's doing. The fact that someone stole the clips from his show and posted them on youtube is the only illegal thing in this scenario.

MK is funnier and wittier than Howard Stern will ever be. Sure MK can do the puerile humor, but there is more sophistication in his jokes than I have even seen in Sterns. And Stern's focus on pedophile jokes is disturbing. Says a lot more about him than about Dolly.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."

Oscar Wilde

Dolly is my unofficial hot Grandma-Ma. I love her like I love all the waitresses at my favorite diner.

I love Howard, he does this with a lot of audio books. My favorite are the ones he did with Bill Clinton's book, the best one was "Monica Lewinsky was a dry hole."

Dolly-Lama.

____________________________________
Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.

Innovateface get the fuck out. Spammer fuck.

~~~
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle.

--Mrs. Kravitz

Thanks for posting below Kiwikim, sucks that Dolly made some bad biz decisions like Dick Clark shown in Bowling for Colombine , that are done by her people,operated by corporate standards that even Dolly herself has to answer to. its bigger than even her and Dick Clark, they're gettin reamed too, because it makes them appear to be in agreement with the rape of the American worker today by the corp. standards.

Careful what you lend your name to Dolly...

As a Dj/ editor ,I have to admit, these soundbites on themselves alone are absolutely effin Brilliant. BEYOND Funny. well edited IMO.

Just so sick..and funny imaginin the scenarios she describes..

But Dolly is a genuine nice person , NOT a racist, everyones invited -Dolly loves everybody . She has said for years that because she is openly a Christian ,the Jewish powers that be in Hollywood have always given her a hard time trying to get some of her projects greenlit there.

Dolly has apparently pissed off Howard or someone with power to mess with her a bit.

perfect timing on this Howard considering one of her best friends in Nashville gospel legend Dottie Rambo was killed in a bus accident over Mothers Day weekend.

As previous posts said earlier " of all the people in the world who deserve a good kick in the pants right now , WHY Dolly? "

she is going to have to sue, I mean someone out there in hick ville America could hear this and not tell they were listening to doctored audio whereas with the Falwell parody, in people Vs. Larry Flynt, its obvious that he would have never done an endorsement in Hustler magazine for a Campari Liquor ad campaign.

Kenny Rogers Burt Reynolds as well as Minnie Pearl& Johnny Carson's estate are no doubt fuming mad on this one too..

Oh Howard... always looking for attention somehow..

"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton

Everything about this BITCH is fake from her tits and her nails to her personality. Dolly closed her Orlando Florida show "Dixie Stampede" after selling off the building to developers of the outlet mall next door. She made a killing on the property, like the stupid bitch isn't rich enough. Well, maybe she isn't rich enough because she still looks like shit. Anyway, her employees-already underpaid minimum wage slaves from the grinding poverty of the Sunshine State-came to work and were given the news...and that's it. No severance, no warning, no way to pay their bills. So much for being "humble" Dolly- just a poor ol' piece of white trash trying to make a living. Bitch has forgotten her roots-including those trashy bleached out ones on her thinning head of hair. Fuck her.

Shit Dolly you really have to learn to laugh at yourself! Christ you only have a few fucking years left before you are stepping on your tits and your face falls off so step back and laugh for awhile!!

Aw, come on! She HAS to say that to save face, just in case. SHE KNOWS it's satire.

It was fucking hilarious and I am laughing my ass off!!!! I bet she did, too!!!

~~~
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle.

--Mrs. Kravitz

Spaceman Spiff - Love your name. I have a bunch of Calvin and Hobbes books buried in my garage somewhere.

<(*.*<) ^(*.*)^ (>*.*)>
Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.

I partied with Dolly. Get a couple of hits of crack in her and she'll go on all night about how Kenny Rogers smells like boy cum.

She'll tell you that Loretta Lynn has cobwebs up her fanny too.

LOLOLOL, that's funny, BUT she has to sue these bastards, they are destroying her character with this shit.

Somebody call up He-Man cause Skeletor is on the loose.

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
~Benjamin Franklin

If ya don't like it, ya don't listen. I love Dolly just as much as most of you, but I also love my freedom, my choices, my laughter, my Sirius, and my dlisted. It's as if MK never says anything raunchy, offensive or juvenile...please...

Seems like that she is a military admirer? I always saw her at http://www.kissmilitary.com ! She claim that she will support our military forever!

Dolly needs to chill.
Yeah she's Dolly, but come on! You know she has said crap over the years, and she has an open marriage for christ sake! If she's gonna be mad at anyone, it needs to be her hubby for screwing younger women then bringing them home in the hopes of having a threesome!!
She OBVIOUSLY didn't say that stuff, in that order. LMAO I did better splicing in College during my Radio Production class.
Howard Stern is extremely funny. Sometimes he goes too far, but he is what got me through College and my first years of commuting to work.
I haven't heard him in yrs. because the bible thumpers don't allow him where I live.
And I have XM not Sirius.
It's good to laugh.

<3-------------------------------<3

"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan

Submitted by Mr. President on May 14, 2008 - 9:30pm.

That happens with my computer to. I can't tell sometimes if the post went through or not.

But honestly, Dolly really is a sweetheart and genuine nice person.
---------------------------------------

Howard Stern is a douche, and I love Dolly more than life itself, but the precedent is there for her to lose any lawsuit (not that I agree with it, but it's there nonetheless.) Don't you all remember when Hustler Magazine was sued by Jerry Falwell over the fake interview they published with him where he says he lost his virginity to his mama in the woodshed(?)/bathroom(?), and all sorts of other things? Falwell lost that suit because the Supreme Court ruled that it was "Satire" and therefore protected.

I still think it's bullshit.

Sorry Manimal, I hit the refresh button when it was slow to post. Shit happens.

ps: cool avatar, dude .
*******************
Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.

I hope Dolly sues that smarmy jew.

Submitted by Mr. President on May 14, 2008 - 8:44pm.

I agree, I agree, I agree.LOL

---------------------------------------

With the million deserving douchebags in this world, Stern has to go after the one genuinely nice person out there. I'm no prude, but this shit sucks.

*******************
Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.

With the million deserving douchebags in this world, Stern has to go after the one genuinely nice person out there. I'm no prude, but this shit sucks.

*******************
Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.

With the million deserving douchebags in this world, Stern has to go after the one genuinely nice person out there. I'm no prude, but this shit sucks.

*******************
Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.

Okay, I love Dolly to death, but that just cracked me the f up.

Howard Stern is a turd. But Dolly isn't going to win this lawsuit, unless the judge or jury are Dollyloonies.

••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen

"Well, if you hurt Dolly's feelings, you have to pay the price. It's in the Bible. Look it up."

Indeed it is -- I looked it up. "Thou shalt not piss off Dolly." It's the 11th commandment.

***********************************************************

"It was strange how most of the time we got along so well, but then there were these periods when it was a good things the knives were in the drawer and not out on display."

"Well, if you hurt Dolly's feelings, you have to pay the price. It's in the Bible."

Absolutely! Everybody loves Dolly. She's pretty unflappable. I mean, she laughed it off when that stupid waste of space Jessica Simpson screwed up '9 to 5' during Dolly's Kennedy Center Honors. F- Howard Stern.

Submitted by jackie on May 14, 2008 - 7:11pm.
i remember when that mexican singer selena died, he did a segment on her. he played her music while gunshots rang in the background. and this was like the day after she was shot. that shows he could care less about anyone dead or alive.
__________________________________________________

I do remember when that happened, and he went on air and apologized. I use to listen to Howard and then I stopped. I started up again before he went to satellite. After awhile you do get tired of the same ol stuff. I will admit that his TV show that used to come on ch. 9 (out of Secaucus, NJ) back in 1992 was hilarious. I thought it was much better than the E! show.

Hey you get off my cloud...

I don't like Howard Stern. He's stuck in perpetual adolescence of boobies and farts.

♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

Submitted by harryjoseph on May 14, 2008 - 6:35pm.
He's a nobody.

-----------------------

...with a cult following and a lot of fucking cash.

*******************************************************
I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

Submitted by mike on May 14, 2008 - 6:30pm.

-------------------

Haha!

*******************************************************
I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

Stern is pathetic. His carer was over years before the jump to sirus now it's just dead. No one cares any more. He's a nobody.

Just test-driving a new siggy...

"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08

That was frickin hilarious, but i do feel bad for Dolly.
___________________________________________
San Diego, roughly translated means a Whales Vagina.

I think Dolly should just lighten up. A little self-deprecating never hurt anyone, especially if it's all in fun. I mean, c'mon--it's utterly obvious that she really didn't say any of those things. She's a legend, anyway. She should just laugh it off.

*******************************************************
I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

Submitted by carlk223 on May 14, 2008 - 7:02pm.
She looks classy at her age.I saw her profile on millionaire dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. Is she single now? Just curious
*****************
*Joe Shmoe having choking couging fit from convulsive laughing while drinking coffee*

***************
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

Team Dolly! *shakes fist*

She's always been a class act. You tell him, Girlfriend!

mac :]

===================================================

"'She wants to be knocked out and then wake up when it's all over.' Don't we all?" MK

Spammers are merely frustrated trolls. Poor things.

Anymore when I see Dolly's face I just think of Madame:
http://www.rainbowhistory.org/madame1.gif

Submitted by RigaToni on May 14, 2008 - 7:02pm
***********
I agree with everything you said. While the Dolly thing is pretty funny, there is other stuff that just crosses the line. Who was the radio guy a couple of years ago that talked about raping his competitor's wife and 5 year old daughter?

***************
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

Now that's funny!!!!

Take a chill pill Dolly.....I miss Howard Stern

================================================
"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
================================================

Submitted by jackie on May 14, 2008 - 7:11pm.
*************
I remember that too. There's bad taste and then there's Howard Stern. Unfortunately he has spawned a whole bunch of moron wannabes who are constantly upping the *shock* stakes to try and outdo each other. There's something seriously wrong when people sit around giggling over a young woman being gunned down.

***************
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

Dolly should be more humiliated about appearing on American Idol and having those no talents sing her songs.
I love Howard Stern and I don't care what anyone says.

i remember when that mexican singer selena died, he did a segment on her. he played her music while gunshots rang in the background. and this was like the day after she was shot. that shows he could care less about anyone dead or alive.

She is just bringing more attention to it, whereas only Howard Stern fans would have heard it previously. Howard has been doing this for decades, it's not a big deal. My husband listens to Howard in his car on his way to and from work. He has a 45 minutes ride each way. I listen to him occasionally via the Sirius website. I think he's funny, but I understand that he's not everyones cup of tea.

I remember that he did the same thing with George Takei from Star Trek and it was funny as shit. George had some book on tape that they pulled pieces from and made raunchy bits out of it. George is a very proper speaking person, but he ended up being a guest announcer on Stern when he went to Sirius and is on there quite often. He's funny as hell on there too.

Maybe Dolly will end up there. She needs to lighten up

=================================
Hang in there Susan. We love you.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 14, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Howard Stern has brought bathroom humor into the $500m range. That is not a laughing matter. I just don't care for him.

I thought he was funny about 10 years ago -- not much anymore, but truth be told, I have never cared for Dolly and LOL, Green, on bringing up Rhinestone, that was appalling (sp?). She also had that movie with James Woods that was pretty bad too....

____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.

Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com