Wednesday, May 14th 2008

Wino Is Off The Hook

I'm not even going to try and imagine what that finger smells like. The sweet and sour scent of heroin smegma...... Moving on...

The Wino is a free crackie! Wino will not face charges over a video that showed her smoking crack. Last week, Wino was questioned by police about the video and later released on bail.

Wino's spokesbitch said, "She was questioned by police last week and released on unconditional bail. They have now concluded their inquiries and no charges will be brought. Amy’s bail date to return to Limehouse police station has been cancelled, bringing this matter to an end. Amy is pleased to be able to move on and concentrate on music and particularly looks forward to seeing her fans again at eagerly awaited festival performances this summer."

I'm so happy to hear this little "misunderstanding" was cleared up. Now Wino can focus on drugging...I mean...making music. Seriously, she must have paid the cops off with a few bags of top shelf shit. The bitch probably has drugs we've never even heard of. She's a crack connoisseur!

Here's some pictures of Wino talking to fans outside her house. They just knocked on the door and she answered. Crackies are so trusting. After she signed autographs, she asked, "Do have a cigarette?" Crackheads are always asking for ciggies! Always! Even if they have a full pack in their pocket, they will ask you for one. Greeeedy.

Posted by: Michael K


BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

I am starting to get contact highs from Wino posts.
*eyes crossing*

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

M.E.'s picture

WTF is wrong over there?? Petey gets arrested 242q354326347 times, and Wino is video tapes smoking crack, yet no charges are filed. No jail time??

*bangs head on desk*

parissucksliterally's picture

since I am bored of fucked up Wino:

I didn't know she had it in her, and I'm still trying to figure out where she learned it. Oh, I guess you would like to know who and what I'm talking about. So, this breakup that you have been hearing about in the past couple of days? You know the big one. Anyway, from what I have been told, the reason they broke up is because she was too kinky for him. Her? I know. Unbelievable. What I guess finally drove him away was the fact that she is a big fan of erotic asphyxiation. She loves having it done to her to the point of passing out. He tried it once. Freaked him out, so he left because she wanted it most of the time. What I can't figure out is who taught it to her? I doubt she reads so someone must have done it with her.--
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JESSICA SIMPSON

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Mawy's picture

lmao! she asked them for a cigarette?!?! you're right, mk. that is a telltale sign of a crackhead. or they ask you for quarters, "so they can make a phone call."

thehoustongirl's picture

*lights up the pipe* ANOTHER Wino post!!

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Mel-Tang's picture

I think rich and famous people do drugs and drive drunk because they are bored and seriously have nothing better to do. They figure they can get caught and nothing will happen to them. Just a little excitement for the night, and some court dates later in the month to fill up time.
They don't seem to care what they do or the consequences of it.

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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan

islandgirl's picture

Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 4:24pm.

Well it was bullshit that she could have gotten into trouble over a fucking video anyways.. I would have said to piggies.. "its for a movie, now here's my tits and snatch"
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Okie, you dirty brute!! Hahahaha...

*chokes on tasty beverage*

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But then again, what do I know?

Blah Blah.....JUST GO KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NO-TALENT CRACKHEAD PIECE OF FUCKING TRASH!!!

oklahoma's picture

Well it was bullshit that she could have gotten into trouble over a fucking video anyways.. I would have said to piggies.. "its for a movie, now here's my tits and snatch"

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

YeahYeahYeah's picture

I watching Showgirls last night for the zillionth time and realized that Gina Gershon has a strong resemblance to Winehouse.

letinstar's picture

i'm starting not to care what happens to this junkie...
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