Wednesday, May 14th 2008

A Fugly Distraction

A New Orleans Hornets fan held up a huge cardboard cutout of Eva LongWHORIA during Tony Parker's two free throws last night. He missed both throws and security immediately took away the cutout. They punished the Hornets fan by making him watch Eva's movie "Over Her Dead Body" over and over again. That's worse than Chinese water torture.

I would have thrown the ball AT the Eva LongWHORIA cutout. That shit is scary.

Tony's team, the Spurs, lost against the Hornets. Blame Eva.

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Thanks Laura

Posted by: Michael K
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zomay's picture
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 3:42pm.

Well they do say that the fans are the 6th player.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 3:42pm.

Silly.
looks like it worked though......

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Submitted by Pers on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 3:42pm.

Parker was probably distracted with the horror his life has become...
..."aw shit, I'm married to that slag"

...and then he weeps softly in the locker room shower.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 3:41pm.

Hahahahahahahahahaha brill.

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Submitted by soul on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 3:41pm.

\\=C^Q=//
that's not fair.LOL
i noticed DH is listing her name as Eva Longhoria Parker, during the credits.

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Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 3:41pm.

I love that fan! Funny shit!

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