Wednesday, May 14th 2008
A Fugly Distraction
A New Orleans Hornets fan held up a huge cardboard cutout of Eva LongWHORIA during Tony Parker's two free throws last night. He missed both throws and security immediately took away the cutout. They punished the Hornets fan by making him watch Eva's movie "Over Her Dead Body" over and over again. That's worse than Chinese water torture.
I would have thrown the ball AT the Eva LongWHORIA cutout. That shit is scary.
Tony's team, the Spurs, lost against the Hornets. Blame Eva.
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yeah I was actually embarrassed for her when I saw the commercial for her new movie. I actually had to change it before my husband started talking shit about how much he can't stand the rat-looking whore.
It was probably some lackey the studio paid to go out there and try to drum up sales for Frito Bandito's movie which is now playing in the dollar theaters.
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What a missed opportunity! I would have took a sharpie and cholashopped that shit with lipliner and thin brows, and the tear and everything
THEN his ass would be scared
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My birthday is Saturday. I'm SOOO pissed I will now have to share it with the most douchey emo scenewhore wedding of all time!!!!
Submitted by YeahYeahYeah
I went to a Lakers/Spurs game last year. The best part of the game was when they had Longoria on the jumbo screen and everyone booed her ass.
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You see, that's the kind of things I regret not being able to witness.
What a bunch of sour-pusses, I can't believe they got security to take it away. I wonder what they did with it. Perhaps unappropriate things, lol.
And why the heck should Tony get offended from it anyway? It happens to be a very flattering pic of her, and the fact that it's only his goddamn wife! Her "presence" should only encourage him, right? lmao.
He's lucky it ain't cut-outs of the women he cheated Longwhoria with! THAT would've been BETTER.
Please let's make him Hot Slut of the Month!!
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Don't let anyone talk you out of your panty pudding" - Khia::
I never knew that a basketball net was supported by such a big (gulp)...phallic symbol.
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She's one eye job away from being the hottest lady boy outside of Bangkok.
She's nasty and she looks like she smells bad.
Go Lakers!
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Someone should have drawn a mustache with a magic marker across her top lip.
Hey you get off my cloud...
Submitted by kacky on May 14, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Is that Pumkin in the front row?
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good eye! it looks like it.
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 14, 2008 - 11:55am.
Isn't xxyxz a Spurs fan?
Yes Ma'am! I lurve me the Spurs... And I thought Tim Duncan didn't play for shit last night
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Tony Parker just strikes me as a poor, innocent, idiot sucked into the attention-whoring, penis-devouring vortex that is Eva Longwhoria. I don't think his thought process got too far beyond the concept of just being able to fuck her every night. If he doesn't regret marrying her yet, he will shortly.
I think he is damn sorry he ever married the douche.
Tony PeePee should focus on his lucrative and successful rap career.
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Is that Pumkin in the front row?
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LOL the guy pasted ratface's head on the body of a Hornet dancer....I <3 this guy!
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
awww the overrated little French Turd who is paid MILLIONS couldn't make an open shot ten feet from the rim. Poor little Tony. Frankly, I'd watch the NBA religiously if you could shoot them with water pistols and the like. Make them earn that paycheck....
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
Not that I care for Eva or her husband, but don't they have security at these games? Who the hell would let some fat douche in with a cutout knowing they're going to use it to distract the players. I would've 86ed the guy from every game and fired whoever let him in.
YOU SHOULD SEE THAT CUTOUT WITH NO MAKEUP..YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went to a Lakers/Spurs game last year. The best part of the game was when they had Longoria on the jumbo screen and everyone booed her ass.
Submitted by veisner on May 14, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Wow that is a great idea. I cant wait til they thrash this on celebrityprayerlist.com
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Hahahahahaha. Tony Parker annoys me.
I cant stand Tony Parker either...
if there is a game 7 maybe everyone in the crowd needs to hold up one of those fug cutouts
Wow that is a great idea. I cant wait til they thrash this on celebrityprayerlist.com
Thats what he gets for marrying an attention whore.
Guess both of Ken Paves' muses(Big-tittied chimpmunk and the longWhoria) are omens for their professional sports men.
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For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Hilarious!
That guy should be nominated for Hot Slut of the Day.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 14, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Isn't xxyxz a Spurs fan?
I think this tactic should be implemented at all Red Carpet/Award/Shameless Celebrity Parading events, only pictures of their exes, mugshots, etc.......
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I'd have a heart attack and die if someone held up a huge poster of Wonky McValtrex sucking Solomon dick in night vision as she walked down some red carpet. That would be fucking hilarious.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 14, 2008 - 1:55pm.
I think this tactic should be implemented at all Red Carpet/Award/Shameless Celebrity Parading events, only pictures of their exes, mugshots, etc.......
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TOO FUNNY! If someone in the audience pulled this during an award presentation or something...oh that'd be hilarious.
Tony Parker missed because he sucks.
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HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH fucking yes.
go down san antonio. woo.
Isn't xxyxz a Spurs fan?
I think this tactic should be implemented at all Red Carpet/Award/Shameless Celebrity Parading events, only pictures of their exes, mugshots, etc.......
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Ugh where is the BritBrit post today?! MK can't just show us pics of her picking her fat ass and looking preggo and then leave us hanging like her gut over her lowriders! I must know what traffic violations she has done today and how big her stomach looks. I am so over hearing about Tony Parker and LongWHORIA. I mean, are they even famous?
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
why do i find this whole story hilarious...
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Love it! I blame Eva for a lot, bad tv, commercials, etc... I don't really care about the Spurs, but shit, why not???
That is hilarious!
That's really funny
Tony parker is a dumb ass. Glad he is losing for the Spurs. He knows he cheated on Longwhoria...oh well who cares, that talentless bitch deserves it.
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Good humor! Given that they are professionals, I never could understand why they can't hit free throws reliably.
That guy rules! I used to root for the Spurs until Tony Parker and his rat-faced whore annoyed the hell outta me.
That? Is awesome.
Geaux Hornets!
HAHA. Nice.
At first glance, I thought that was Posh's floating head.
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I'd like to buy him a beer...or 12
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like Eva would ever play BBall.
Awesome!
I absolutely despise Tony Parker.
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That's hilarious!!!
Oh my sweet Lord, that guy better be registered on dlisted.
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