Wednesday, May 14th 2008
Angie's Having Twins.......
Angie Jo has confirmed she's popping out twins and Jack Black is the father. I wish. They would have her lips and his gut. Jack Black spilled the news to Access Hollywood during a side-by-side interview with Angie for "Kung Fu Panda." Angie followed up his slip with her own confirmation. After the interview, her vagina of death devoured him whole as punishment.
This will be Brangie's 5th and 6th kid.
Hear that? It's the sound of thousands of Brangaloonie's exploding in perfect unison.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 14, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Nope not me.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Alter Ego #49 arrives.. Still dizzy from transformation.. other voices still in the room but said Alter Ego speaks..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
POUTINE!!
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But then again, what do I know?
Buttons, caterpillars and sweet potato frites!
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Uwish disappears and LA is magically back. Imagine that.
Really M.E.??? I don't remember doing so.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Uh oh! Looks like UWish signed into their other screenname, Love Angelina, to try to make a snarky comment at M.E.!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Kittens, puppies, cotton candy and butterflies.
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But then again, what do I know?
Oh, snap M.E. I think you've just been insulted.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
Oh shit
Whoever said UWish and LA are in shifts was dead on!!!
LMAO!!!
I think it was Two Drink..LOL
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
ALERT ALERT ALERT. Everyone only say nice things.
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LA - you are the one who said it a few months back love.
At least I can complete a sentence and use the proper words when trying to get my point accross.
Go study for finals.
Submitted by carinacarinacarina on May 14, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Jack just rubbed a couple of millions off from the Hello and OK exclusives!
If looks could kill!
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What a a friggin' tragedy!
Jack's going to have enter a Witless (keeping typo) Protection Program.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Hahahah peel cats... I forgot about that. Hahahahahahaha. Just don't peel mine, mmk? She's too pretty.
Fucking thing puked all over the Mother's Day card I got for my mom this morning. Bitch.
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i happen to think she looks great and hope for healthy babies
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
Miss Priss - I dunno. It's been a couple months, can't remember her reasoning.
It made me LMFAO though!
Fuck, what I wouldn't give to be a college student again with no worries, going to parties and hanging out all day long.
Pfft.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 3:42pm.
YourMom.. I'm not the type to be scared of a loonie bin.. I peels cats, remember. Plus its more effective when someone "trys" to rip open my neck in PERSON.. And by 'neck' I mean underwear.
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Haha, I know...that line was shouted by Corey Feldman after the junkyard guy called his dad a looney.
You peel cats, you say? I must not have been around for this conversation!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
M.E. I would never mistake you for anything collegiate, love.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
M.E.. Yay, Glad you know what I'm talking about.. That is my most favorite line..
In a looney bin up in tokus..(sp?) In fact, I'm going to go 'tokus' right now.. Muah!!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Except for the Brangalunatics, does anyone really care if she has 1 or a littler of six, the more she has, the more money she will get when she pimps out the pics
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 14, 2008 - 4:35pm.
She looks good. Especially sitting next to Jack Black. Yowza.
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anything would look good beside jack.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 4:40pm.
LCT: no trick question....i hate trying to decipher sentences, is all....gives me a friggin headache, and I don't find it funny.
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Ahh.. I find the nonsensical sentences hilarious. Hence my siggy. It's so oddball it's funny.
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Stand by Me....awsome movie.
M.E
Why would LA think that?
Whatever!!! She's stoopid
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
YourMom.. I'm not the type to be scared of a loonie bin.. I peels cats, remember. Plus its more effective when someone "trys" to rip open my neck in PERSON.. And by 'neck' I mean underwear.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
I guess just two more babies left in an orphanage. I thought angelina was gonna save them all instead of having biological kids. just saying ?
Sweetas, Islandgirl, Your mom ate the....thank you lovelies.....I promise to take tons of pics!
Bye!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss Priss - LA is under the impression that I am a college student who is in a sorority.
Hence the running joke.
Maybe it had to do with my past drunk posting???
Who knows, cares.
I pay more attention to my two kids in one hour that this bitch does to one of them in an entire week.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Angelinaloonie, In a looney bin up in Tokus..
Sticking your ear to a stove and trying to burn it off.. `stand by me
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Ooh, be careful, Okie! She might rip your head off and shit down your neck!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
Bradiful, fair enough- I hate comingback too.
LCT: no trick question....i hate trying to decipher sentences, is all....gives me a friggin headache, and I don't find it funny.
I'm a fan of dry wit, which is why I love a lot of you posters!
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
Ahhh, what fresh hell is this?
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Bob: Ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
KDRACOFAN - Have fun mama - I will miss you!!!! Be safe and take lots of pics, okay?
*MWUAH!!!*
Who said sorority sister slut??
I'm here!!!
LOL
Man...college years...the best of our lives.(I used to do keg stands...slutty? Yes. Stupid? OH yes. Pricesless? Hells yeah
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Jack just rubbed a couple of millions off from the Hello and OK exclusives!
If looks could kill!
I would have bet good money on the twins thing being bull shit. Guess I was wrong...
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Angelinaloonie, In a looney bin up in Tokus..
Sticking your ear to a stove and trying to burn it off.. `stand by me
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
PSL - buying my ticket now!!!
parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 14, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Alright- enough.
Can some of you regulars explain to me why you think this person is funny? I fail to see the humor in the posts......just curious.
- It's kinda like comingback, either you love it or hate it.
FLA is harmless, that's why I like them.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Bradiful - yes, my sorority ass will be at a keger tonight.
*laughs hysterically*
Maybe I can bang the entire Alpha House.
Uwish - Get this straight:
NOBODY CARES.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 14, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Alright- enough.
Can some of you regulars explain to me why you think this person is funny? I fail to see the humor in the posts......just curious.
You no tell me not to post. you not get funny bones 1/2 time no ways. complainer mouth :)
Submitted by Uwish on May 14, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Let me set something straight I LOVE DLISTED I’ve been visiting this site forever I am a huge fan of the site and Michael K . I don’t care about people making snarky comments here or there I actually generally find the comments funny except when coming into a post about Angelina and I’m not a whack job fan of hers either like you all are thinking. You people take it to a whole different level every time MK post something about her its sickening to here some of you go on and on about this woman like you fucking even have a clue what she’s like and for those of you trashing on her looks fucking please give me a break! It’s a fucking disgrace what woman will do that have low self esteems. That fucking woman does more for people in one minute of her time than you will do in your lives and you need find anything you can to make your hatred and jealousy valid. Your all a bunch of jokes and I highly doubt any of you are perfect. MK just admitted to getting high today and a post I don’t see you guys hating on him for it??? I look at my screen and I just want to fucking yell shut the fuck up at you dumb bitches!
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You sure seem like an Angeloonie to me. Listen to yourself.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Alright- enough.
Can some of you regulars explain to me why you think this person is funny? I fail to see the humor in the posts......just curious.
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Is that a trick question?
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She looks good. Especially sitting next to Jack Black. Yowza.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
M.E...♥ u sorority sister slut.
U Wish makes me tired.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Uwish on May 14, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Sorry i just had to respond to this I never said there was anything wrong with MK smoking weed. You people are the ones that say you have a right to hate on and trash someone for their past drug use.
THIS IS LA TALKIE! I NO IT! LOOSER!
HAW HAW HAW NUT FUCK!
Kdraco, don't forget to take lots of pictures. Have fun, doll!! ♥♥
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Submitted by Uwish on May 14, 2008 - 3:26pm.
I got banged last night and the night before as well. Just thought I'd share.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by kdracofan on May 14, 2008 - 3:32pm.
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OMG!!! I'm such a jellus h8er!
Seriously, though...have fun.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.