Wednesday, May 14th 2008
Angie's Having Twins.......
Angie Jo has confirmed she's popping out twins and Jack Black is the father. I wish. They would have her lips and his gut. Jack Black spilled the news to Access Hollywood during a side-by-side interview with Angie for "Kung Fu Panda." Angie followed up his slip with her own confirmation. After the interview, her vagina of death devoured him whole as punishment.
This will be Brangie's 5th and 6th kid.
Hear that? It's the sound of thousands of Brangaloonie's exploding in perfect unison.
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This crap again! F-U-D-G-E! Can we talk about Brad and Ang without all this freakin' nonsense!!?
Submitted by Chimp on May 14, 2008 - 5:03pm.
by the way, wouldn't it be tremendously difficult for her to lie about her birth date given her father was very famous??
moreover, Jon Voight, who was already very famous in the late 60s, married her mother in 1971, so it must have been documented if Jolie was born out of wedlock?
Both kids were born after they married and James Haven is older. Where is James Haven to confirm? Whether is 1975, I do not know but it was after 1971....
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I think she looks in her early 30's but who cares? Is it really enough to break a blood vessel over? She's still a whore whether she's a young one or an old one, doesn't matter.
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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 3:00pm.
I'll tell what that bitch did, she took the stuff in the last link and changed the dates. Fucking bitch. Then posted the bogus links to look legit. You're the scum of the fucking earth you know that.
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Seems like a good time to "go to JJ to cool off" and log in as Uwish.
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No. The last link quotes from the first two links. Go to the archives and you will see I cut-and-pasted the actual article.
You're looking stupider by the minute, Cliniqua/Hermosa/Elina/LA/uwishalina, et al.
Right, and I'm out. I'm tired of this shit. Fuck the shit stirrers for ruining what used to be enjoyable for me, and I mean not just LA. Hi Mama K! Today's gonna be a short one for me...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I said this yesterday, but I really thought Maddox and Paxil were one in the same (i.e., I thought Angelina only had one asian male).
Angelina Jolie's road to superstar looks:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/007807.html
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 14, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Yeah, well your ass wasn't here last night when he said the opposite. I have bigger fish to fry and I don't have time for your shit. Go back to Brad and Angie thread from yesterday and see what he said.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
LA - you kinda missed the joke in there, sweetie, Mind you, it was not about you. I will, Boston is kickin' in all sorts of ways.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 4:01pm.
YOU GO TO THE FUCKING ARCHIVES AND POST THE SHIT SO WE CAN SEE IT!!!!
I am not about to waste my fucking time looking for bullshit I know is false you lying...liar!!!!
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 14, 2008 - 6:02pm.
Now now, Mrs. K, LA's not as bad as Hitler. Franco or Mussolini I'll give you, but not Hitler.
OMG FUCKING GOD LET IT GO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
ahhhahhaa Mrs. K.!
chanting:
Mrs. K.!
Mrs. K.!
Mrs. K.!
Submitted by Chimp on May 14, 2008 - 5:57pm.
p.s. in the second article you link
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/135765/angelina_jolie_mourns_mo...
it says her birthday is 1975 as well???
confused...
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Yes, because the media has just been repeating her claims without really looking at what they write. For example, that same article posts excerpts of the letter and quotes from the ex-boyfriend of Marcheline, which says that Jolie was 13 in 1983. Oddly enough, the original pictures that accompanied the letter clearly show a big girl (13), and not an 8 year old, which is what Jolie would have been in 1983 were she born when she claims she was.
Again, it's not a big deal, just something interesting I've always noticed.
by the way, wouldn't it be tremendously difficult for her to lie about her birth date given her father was very famous??
moreover, Jon Voight, who was already very famous in the late 60s, married her mother in 1971, so it must have been documented if Jolie was born out of wedlock?
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 3:00pm.
I'll tell what that bitch did, she took the stuff in the last link and changed the dates. Fucking bitch. Then posted the bogus links to look legit. You're the scum of the fucking earth you know that.
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Seems like a good time to "go to JJ to cool off" and log in as Uwish.
Eh Monkeypox,
At least he makes ya laugh!
I see the angeloon is out, so i bid ya'll adieu!
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Well if in 1983 she was 13 years old, that makes her B-day 1970, which would make her 38.
Amazing.
Mothers don't forget their childrens ages.
Trust me.
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I'll tell you what else is curious. There are photographs of Jolie at the Oscars with her father when she is supposedly 15 or 16. In those photos she is quite large and wearing braces. Yet we're supposed to believe she lost 30-40 lbs. and got straight, brace-free teeth in the same year to pose for those bathing suit shots, and star in an Italian music video.
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I didn't even think about that. In those pics with her dad at 13, 14 she was very awkward looking. Not the grrown up teen in those pics.
Interesting indeed.
"LA promised last night to TV that she would not post for the rest of the week, after he defended her last night."
Right and despite the assurances given by Hitler in the Treaty of Munich (Sept 1938), he marched into Czechoslovakia and occupied the country.
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For the love of fuck. Good night, you funny people.
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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 3:51pm.
You are such a fucking liar.
The first two links don't fucking work.
The 3rd one doesn't support shit you wrote. It doesn't even contain any information that you posted.
OMG!!!!! You're such a fucking liar.
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I posted the ORIGINAL LINKS and from there you can go to the archives to find the article. You and your mutliple handles need to stop throwing around the "liar" word when you're the one who always lies. Teenager in school? Yeah, right, grandma.
sorry, where does it say that the letter was written in 1983?
the 2 nypost links don't work, so i can't see the real deal!
This makes complete sense to me. 1970 is not that hard to believe. So if she was born 6/4/1970 omg! The real pretty chick from Clueless was born in the 60's. So anything is possible.
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I'll tell what that bitch did, she took the stuff in the last link and changed the dates. Fucking bitch. Then posted the bogus links to look legit. You're the scum of the fucking earth you know that.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Er, that's what SANE people call an overreaction, LA.
Who cares what her age is? The point is that they have six kids to take care of, and I guarantee that these kids, with the exception of Maddox and Zahara, are going to be raised by nannies. Why special treatment for Maddox and Zahara? Because AJ has a "special" bond with them. She seems like the sort to give preferable treatment to only certain kids. Again, I must stress, that this is my personal opinion and I am not welcoming any sort of bitchery hurled my way because I will fucking explode on anyone who does...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Well if in 1983 she was 13 years old, that makes her B-day 1970, which would make her 38.
Amazing.
Mothers don't forget their childrens ages.
Trust me.
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I'll tell you what else is curious. There are photographs of Jolie at the Oscars with her father when she is supposedly 15 or 16. In those photos she is quite large and wearing braces. Yet we're supposed to believe she lost 30-40 lbs. and got straight, brace-free teeth in the same year to pose for those bathing suit shots, and star in an Italian music video.
LA - go to the archives in the first two links.
You'll find it.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 3:51pm.
You are such a fucking liar.
The first two links don't fucking work.
The 3rd one doesn't support shit you wrote. It doesn't even contain any information that you posted.
OMG!!!!! You're such a fucking liar.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
p.s. in the second article you link
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/135765/angelina_jolie_mourns_mo...
it says her birthday is 1975 as well???
confused...
hope they are boys and look like james haven. babies with big eyes are cute.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 14, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Yeah he also takes pics of his pubes or up his nostril from time to time. He also has a hilarious picture of my butt from when he depantsed me while bent over his knee. Don't know why I just admitted to that...
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That's ok, Monkeypox. Since we're admitting stuff, I'd like to add that my bf takes pics of his shlong and sends them to me just for shits and giggles.
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is it not possible, that she was 13 when the article was written... and that the mother was talking about sending photos of them on holiday from a few years back in 1983?
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The article was written after Marcheline died. Angelina was 13 when the letter was written by Marcheline to an ex-boyfriend and it is dated 1983. Curious, isn't it?
Well if in 1983 she was 13 years old, that makes her B-day 1970, which would make her 38.
Amazing.
Mothers don't forget their childrens ages.
Trust me.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 5:51pm.
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is it not possible, that she was 13 when the article was written... and that the mother was talking about sending photos of them on holiday from a few years back in 1983?
My first thought was that Shiloh will finally get some relief from baby Z and her reign of tyranny...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
MONKEYPOX, you're sharing with your Dlist sluts! GROUP HUG!!!
Yeah he also takes pics of his pubes or up his nostril from time to time. He also has a hilarious picture of my butt from when he depantsed me while bent over his knee. Don't know why I just admitted to that...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
According to IMDB, Angelina Jolie was born on 4 June 1975 which makes her 32.
M.E. this family http://www.sixgosselins.com/JnK8.html
They had a show on the old boob tube. She was always yelling and cleaning.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 14, 2008 - 3:48pm.
I understand. Have fun with the Celtics.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Anonymoussss - I'd like to see the link out of pure curiousity.
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Here's the article in its entirety, and please note that Marcheline says the pictures were taken in 1983 and that Angelina is 13 years old. Now did Marcheline make a mistake? Maybe. But that's what the letter says. Article is from the NY Post:
The New York Post reports that the former boyfriend, Allen Mezo, received the photos from Bertrand, who is currently battling cancer. Soon after Bertrand split from Angelina's father, Jon Voight, she dated Mezo, but it was 10 years after their breakup that Bertrand sent this and other family snapshots to Mezo he says. Why? She wanted him to know that Angelina and her brother, James, had turned out well. In the letter she sent him, which was obtained by the Post, Bertrand wrote: "Angelina is 13! She is studying to be an actress and a playwright. ...My children have grown up quite splendidly. Jamie is 15 and aspiring toward a career in film marketing and distribution. He also loves basketball!"
She sent him these pictures, shot over a holiday in 1983, to let him know that the young Angelina and Jamie were growing up healthily enough. Marcheline sent him the snapshots "out of the blue"; 10 years after their breakup, Mezo says.
Mezo met Marcheline in the late 1970s in New York. It was a passionate affair, and Mezo says he eventually moved in with the family, which was living in Manhattan. When they migrated to Los Angeles, he came with them, acting, he says, as Jolie's unofficial stepfather.
"I cared for them all so much,"; he says. "But we met just at the wrong time. She was still married to Jon Voight. She told me that he had not treated her well, and I think there were other women involved. She found it so painful and it made it hard for her to trust another man.
In the personal letter, Marcheline expresses sorrow for dropping him. "Perhaps I was just in too much emotional pain back then to appreciate you" she writes. "The truth is, I never would have made it through that difficult time without you."
In a note to Allan that accompanied the pics, the proud mum wrote: “Angelina is 13! She is studying to be an actress and a playwright.”
Mezo responded to the letter, but he never heard from Marcheline again.;"I want her to know how proud I am of her for how Angie appears to have turned out," he says.
The original links were here:
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesixmag/02092006/20.htm
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesixmag/02092006/21.htm
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/135765/angelina_jolie_mourns_mo...
If you Google part of the article, it will also be posted in its entire form at Just Jared.
Joe, you are a truth teller. ♥♥♥
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I wonder when she'll stop birthing/adopting babies. I came from a big family and I remember how hard it was for our parents to give us all attention. Throw a couple of kids into that mix who need more attention and put more demands on a parent and you have a recipe for giant stress, and problems for everyone (and I'm speaking from experience here). Some people are enthralled with the process of creating life and giving birth but at some point you have to stop and consider the needs of the children you already have.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Oh Green!
I miss my Jamesy. Where is he? :(
Come back, James Haven.
MONKEY: those babies are probably so damn hungry they have half gnawed through the placenta. Bitch won't eat, even for her babies.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
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Holy shit! I just spewed Diet Coke out my nose!!! Nutsack on the cell phone!! That is such a guy thing to do!!!!!
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"U WISH PUT COCKS IN FACE AND GARGLE!!" -FLA
Sweetas - you betch your Aspercreme!
LA - I was merely pointing out out the similarities. You are right, UWish is grammatically more inclined.
That being said. Almost time for the Celtics and my beer delivery service.
Carry on bitches. I am going to make my new man
LAY #5!
Anybody seen or heard tell of James Haven, either AJ's brother or our D-List Slut???
*Chuckle* I have to keep reminding myself the real James Haven ain't hanging on Dlist. And even if he was, he couldn't be nearly as hilarious a Dlist James HaveN!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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ted by MONKEYPOX on May 14, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Islandgirl, I'd put up pics of my bf's nutsack, which he insists on capturing on my cellphone, and only stopped after I threatened to post 'em online.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
Hahaha, Monkeypox. For some reason, the term "nutsack" makes me giggle like an idiot. And the only reason I don't have any boob shots is because my camera doesn't have a long angle lens.
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