Wednesday, May 14th 2008
Angie's Having Twins.......
Angie Jo has confirmed she's popping out twins and Jack Black is the father. I wish. They would have her lips and his gut. Jack Black spilled the news to Access Hollywood during a side-by-side interview with Angie for "Kung Fu Panda." Angie followed up his slip with her own confirmation. After the interview, her vagina of death devoured him whole as punishment.
This will be Brangie's 5th and 6th kid.
Hear that? It's the sound of thousands of Brangaloonie's exploding in perfect unison.
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LMAO! If Angelina was actually born in 1970 (if not sooner) then her actions make more sense. No wonder Angelina wanted to get pregnant so fast in order to trap Pussy Pitt. Bitch is almost 40!. Her bio-clock was ticking and she did not want to be considered "desperate" and "without a man" by Hollywood (and loony) standards. That would explain her recent pregnancy, which included a good ol' turkey baster and ended up in twins, just like Jennifer Lopez!. I wonder if she is a $ciento too. That would also explain the loons defending her with their lives.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by madam s. on May 14, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Klonopin Pitt is a beautiful name.
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It's got to have a middle French name in keeping with Jolie's pseudo French background. How do you say "Herpes" in French?
Two Drink Min, yeah its a glitch, MK still loves us!
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Submitted by madam s. on May 14, 2008 - 3:40pm.
I like Cialis Pitt for a girl.
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I'm partial to Antabuse Jolie-Pitt myself.
Just to make a point movies are not made and released in the same year.
I can't find when that movie was actually made, but sometimes there is a gap of years between release dates and date of filming.
Just making a point.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 14, 2008 - 4:41pm.
Well since I wrote it with the understanding I had, then essentially I don't need to understand anything further.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by madam s. on May 14, 2008 - 6:40pm.
I like Cialis Pitt for a girl.
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With Angie's penchant for guns, I say she names the twins Lock and Load.
EastEndGirl, nah, thats me and I'm also million$$$$comingoutmypoopshoot.com you can find my profile there with Shia.
:p
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 14, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Twodrink,
Oh I see. An error not banned for real. Whew!
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Happened to me, too.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
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Bob: Ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 3:08pm
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I'm not Uwish. I'm Uwishalina. Big difference.
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Apologilinas. :)
Evilshoe - Guess it's a glitch?!
I like Cialis Pitt for a girl.
Twodrink,
Oh I see. An error not banned for real. Whew!
(but really, go on admit it, you are really seniorwoo.com)
MONKEYPOX - was wondering that myself.
Hey, my first double post!
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 14, 2008 - 4:35pm.
I know what I wrote but please explain what you want me to get that I don't already get from what I wrote.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Klonopin Pitt is a beautiful name.
relax about message. It is just a hiccup from last week's crash I am sure.
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Bob: Ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 14, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Woah- I just got blacklisted
That happened to me too, I got that pink banner and it said the sites spam filter wasn't working and per the sites rules blah blah your ass isn't posting shit come back later whore.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 14, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Woah- I just got blacklisted
That happened to me too, I got that pink banner and it said the sites spam filter wasn't working and per the sites rules blah blah your ass isn't posting shit come back later whore.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 14, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Woah- I just got blacklisted
That happened to me too, I got that pink banner and it said the sites spam filter wasn't working and per the sites rules blah blah your ass isn't posting shit come back later whore.
So on topic, did Jack really spill the beans? How come we all knew this months ago? Who spilled them then???
EastEnd - kept getting this message I was a spammer.
HEY LA....errrr....Internet Hitler!
Read what you wrote:
You know MONKEYPOX and anyone who feels like she does, why do you stay in this thread, if for one there are plenty of other threads and two the conversation is not to your liking Why the fuck do you stay in one you don't like??? Thats stupid. You don't have to leave the website or anything, just post in another thread.
((emphasize bold, italics and UNDERLINE the last sentence!))
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Bob: Ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 14, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Sorry for the rant everyone but I am so tired of this fucking thread hijacking bull crap everyday. Hi xxyxz you slut!
IGNORE the shit love...it can only get to you if you let it.
avoid AJ threads and you'll be okay
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Go Spurs!
Angie must never leave the BATHROOM. I've had pregnant gal pals tell me they had to be within waddling distance of the toilet, because they had to "PEE EVERY FIVE DAMN SECONDS!!" That's a direct quote.
Sounds awful.
A debate every now and again?
Every single AJ thread is like this here. It's like 6:45pm est and this one is at 500+ posts already. Shit.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 14, 2008 - 4:32pm
Why? Why you and not the constant shit stirrers?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I think we should boycott Brangie threads...
Thoughts?
Sorry for any past errors, the Cape Codders...damnit...Go CELTICS!
huh
Submitted by mike on May 14, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Angie well be 33 in June. Did you see my post with the video proving that other poster lied??? Did ya??? I sure did catch that bitch in a lie. Finally exposed her for the liar she is.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 14, 2008 - 3:32pm.
You what??? Holy crap.
Woah- I just got blacklisted
Sorry for the rant everyone but I am so tired of this fucking thread hijacking bull crap everyday. Hi xxyxz you slut!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
You know what LA? Who the fuck are you to tell me where I should or shouldn't go? A fucking Moderator? If you had comprehension skills beyond that of a fucking 5 year old, you'd understand that I wasn't fucking referring solely to you. I was also talking to miss shit stirrer Anonymoussssss. I know everyone here is super fond of her all of a sudden, but I'm tired of this asinine bullshit. Stop fucking jumping at people's throats because selfish assholes like you and her ruin everyone else's fun. You're the fucking A-Bomb to our party. Everyone here can post their opinions, but that's all they are! They are not facts! Who fucking cares! It's the internet and my life is no different because of a stupid fucking discussion here. I come here when I'm bored at work and don't neccessarly want to deal with your childish bullshit, so please, having a fucking chill pill and let everyone enjoy themselves! Now fuck off and don't bother responding because I'm going back to ignoring your dumb ass.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
If I had to guess, I'd say Angelina's 33/34. That said, I'm 35, and I could pass as younger. Of course, I'm not traipsing around the globe, abducting youngsters.
why would anyone call their baby Piloh Shitt
Submitted by madam s. on May 14, 2008 - 6:26pm.
I've decided one of the twins MUST be named Klonopin. Must.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 3:13pm.
why do you stay in this thread, if for one there are plenty of other threads and two the conversation is not to your liking Why the fuck do you stay in one you don't like??? Thats stupid.
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The same way you don't like our conversations here about AJ? I don't see you going anywhere unfortch. Besides you're not the boss of me.
mike,
You thought Maalox and Paxil were actually one super-orphan known as PADDOX? I like it.
I just can't believe how crazy the names are that they've chosen for these poor kids. I mean... Maalox, Paxil, Zoloft, and Philoh? Life's going to be hard enough for these tots.
monkeyPox !!!
mY HOKKERBOT!
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Go Spurs!
@LA, would you prefer to hijack just the thread so that no one can comment unless you give your stamp of approval or the entire site? Or perhaps you could invest the $$$ and build your own in hommage to the Jolie-Pitt family?
The HBIC last time I looked at creds is *shocked face* NOT YOU!
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Bob: Ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
This video clip is of a five year old Angelina Jolie in the 1982 film looking to get out. Now tell me if that looks like a girl about to turn 13.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_SDWkNigfNg
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
hope botox cant affect babies.
You know MONKEYPOX and anyone who feels like she does, why do you stay in this thread, if for one there are plenty of other threads and two the conversation is not to your liking Why the fuck do you stay in one you don't like??? Thats stupid. You don't have to leave the website or anything, just post in another thread.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
I went into a medicated coma for two hours and wake up to 350 new comments?
Can someone please just give me the gist?
"Lying Liar". Snappy retort, that is (not really).
On the upside, at least Brangelina will be too occupied with the impeding additions to the tribe to do whatever it is they do. Ignite heated debates on gossip sites, for example! *Heh heh*
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 3:08pm
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I'm not Uwish. I'm Uwishalina. Big difference.
HEY! A--Holes! Enough already! Get over yourselves. It is JUST THE FREAKIN' INTERNET! Not your bible, not your family, not your significant lover, and not your pet(s). It is not who you IDOLIZE, who is a better fan, who has the biggest knowledge dick. It is the 'net.
Big Picture: The sun will rise in the east and your family is still the same. Deal with it.
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Bob: Ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
I KNEW that beatch was older than she says.