Wednesday, May 14th 2008
Angie's Having Twins.......
Angie Jo has confirmed she's popping out twins and Jack Black is the father. I wish. They would have her lips and his gut. Jack Black spilled the news to Access Hollywood during a side-by-side interview with Angie for "Kung Fu Panda." Angie followed up his slip with her own confirmation. After the interview, her vagina of death devoured him whole as punishment.
This will be Brangie's 5th and 6th kid.
Hear that? It's the sound of thousands of Brangaloonie's exploding in perfect unison.
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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 7:50pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 14, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Well since I fried the fish, I can tell you that seemed to think I deceived TV which I did, because I did make a promise, but he was very understanding of it. I didn't fully get your post and the reference to Hitler but I assumed you were accusing me of being some sort of traitor.
Could someone please diagram that first sentence for me? Thanks.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 14, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Well since I fried the fish, I can tell you that seemed to think I deceived TV which I did, because I did make a promise, but he was very understanding of it. I didn't fully get your post and the reference to Hitler but I assumed you were accusing me of being some sort of traitor.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
where in louisiana? im about 90 miles east of houston
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 14, 2008 - 7:42pm.
You're already in Louisiana? The cyanide pill was ineffective, or you haven't yet unpacked them??
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
I am out...night
later, sluts!
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 14, 2008 - 5:42pm.
Oh SHIT! I miss less than a week and we have a new fucking diety?
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i took it to mean that TV isnt real...
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Is Jack Black expecting twins too? He's got quite the belly going on.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
modianos - I wish I could let stuff roll off my back like that and be that mature. Yes, I totally agree that you catch more flies with honey which was my approach today.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Oh SHIT! I miss less than a week and we have a new fucking diety?
I can't keep up. This is too taxing for a poor Louisiana gal like me. I need a mint julep and a fucking nap.
Hey, TV....you got a church or sumpin'?
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
LA if you want to talk to me ill tell you how to email me...i have a myspace page too. i just made it cuz i needed to be able to log in for something, i forget what, so its not fancy or anything but i do have the IM thing.
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Yeah, well your ass wasn't here last night when he said the opposite. I have bigger fish to fry and I don't have time for your shit. Go back to Brad and Angie thread from yesterday and see what he said.
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Gee, somebody died and made Team Valtrex God!?!?!! That is so special.
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San Matias
Not to be a dweeb, but is this really true? Bradiness x 2 = lame-o -ness
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by Sheeps on May 14, 2008 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 14, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Twin press releases.
Cynic!
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I prefer 'realist' if you don't mind. It's a Ark-La-Tex state of mind. *shudders*
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 14, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Twin press releases.
Cynic!
Submitted by Sheeps on May 14, 2008 - 6:29pm.
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Twin press releases.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Submitted by KCo on May 14, 2008 - 7:30pm.
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Yes, Grammar Queen. LOL. You space usage is...um SAD!
K- Krispie Cream
C- Covered
O- Ox
Well, EGG:
I am piecing it together myself, but apparently, AJ has this reallllllyyyy big fan and if you say anything negative about AJ, she gets shall we say, testy?
Now I still have more detective work to go, but I am watching closely and taking copious notes.
I will report with any new info.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Skinny veiny arms and a big belly. So sad.
yes, you were better today than usual...thats why i feel that i can have a civilized conversation with you. plus when i, you, or anyone else come at someone in a defensive way then the other person shuts down to what the person is saying. (i think i read that in cosmo! lol) no really its the truth. you catch more flies with honey and all that jazz
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
LOVE ANGELINA, you should contact the Dlisted mod if someone is bothering you to no extent.
Submitted by Lory on May 14, 2008 - 7:23pm.
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Some things have to be done
you should just look at it like, oh those idiots on dlisted will believe anything! im better than that so ill just not go to dlisted or, when they start the lie telling, roll your eyes and think to yourself, well at least i know the truth. if any of us could change the way other people think wed be ruling the planet. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Submitted by modianos on May 14, 2008 - 5:27pm.
I know, but whatever lies I can disprove I will, I also know that I wasn't crazy today as I usually am but yes, you are absolutely right.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
I wonder if AJ is going to be able to breastfeed her new blobs with those silicone boobs.
holy shit,I can't believe that people have nothing better to do that spend hours arguing over how old Angelina Jolie is!Who the fuck cares?Several people should be spending their times learning basic english skills and learning how to write a coherent sentence.
Twin what?
yes LA i agree, truth is better than a lie, but youll go crazy trying to eradicate all lies. it just can NOT be done. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
I feel bad for those twins already being in that CRAZY household and NO stability.
Submitted by amle on May 14, 2008 - 6:16pm.
I think she should just get it over with and name the girls Billy and Bob. Brad would probably be ok with those since they are popular in Missouri.
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Actually I would prefer them to be named Loves and Angelina. That would make room for some good fanfic.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by sexi_minx on May 14, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Well he is a big liar.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 14, 2008 - 6:10pm.
OT- When she stabbed Angel so sad
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You're breaking my heart... and in a Brangelina thread no less!.... *hugging self and rocking back and forth*
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by modianos on May 14, 2008 - 7:17pm
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I am guessing a sore hand is not only their prob...
It matters to me. I mean that girl lied and some people where just ready to eat up. I just think the truth is the best thing on the planet. There is no reason to make up lies about people.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
ME - romantic at heart I guess...sucks...
It's an affliction
in the cosmic scheme of things does it matter how old she is? will any of our lives be any different if someone lies about it? will our grandchildrens lives be affected? (the answer to all is NO)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
~Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 14, 2008 - 5:04pm.
Besides Regis, the are keeping this product alive
with all the OK mags and JJ shoots.
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i just think to myself, everytime i hear that commercial, that you KNOW they wanted to use the phrase "you bet you sweet aspercream" no matter tho, thats what i hear anyway lol
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
I think she should just get it over with and name the girls Billy and Bob. Brad would probably be ok with those since they are popular in Missouri.
M.E. the letter was bullshit. That girl took the stuff from the last linked (which is why it was the only link that worked) and changed it around to make it look like a letter. Just look at what she wrote and what the last link had presented. She also never gave a direct link for the letter.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Now I'm really out.
See you tomorrow horz! ♥♥♥♥♥
Submitted by Phoebe on May 14, 2008 - 5:09pm.
Maybe you don't know. I do. Its not a mystery for me. Her youth is evident in her films and actions. There is nothing fishy about her birth.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
LA - it had nothing to do with believing her or you, it had to do with looking up the information to see what I could find and see if there was any validity to it.
I'm still not convinced. A mother knows her daughters age, the letter is suspicious.
Submitted by amle on May 14, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Most popular French names forecast by La Cote des Prénoms for 2008
Interesting... A lot of non-French names. Angie, of course, will pick something French-sounding but, umm, different.
Two Drink, yep, 7-9am on FX here. :o)
OT- When she stabbed Angel so sad
Good Night M.E., I know you wanted to believe the liar. Sorry to disappoint you.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
LOVE ANGELINA, everyone is signing or trying to sign the petition to get you kicked out of Dlisted. You either make friends with everyone or should try to break your record for the most posts in a thread you get banned.
As someone who very slightly remembers the late 60s/early 70s, let me just point this out:
There was no internet, no instant news, no cable TV - someone like Jon Voight could have easily had kids before 1971 without anyone knowing when, where or how. Especially with a non-famous woman.
No one knew at the very instant that someone gave birth, got married, flashed their boobs, etc.
So calm down, LA, no one stole your puppy and no one knows for sure how old she is. You don't know any more than the rest of us.
Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 7:02pm.
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Used tp get up extra early for Buffy on FX
Don't make fun...
Ah, shit. I've got 10 more minutes. Read the damn clock wrong.
*slaps forehead*
Buffy talk in an AJ thread???
*swoons*
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.