Wednesday, May 14th 2008
Angie's Having Twins.......
Angie Jo has confirmed she's popping out twins and Jack Black is the father. I wish. They would have her lips and his gut. Jack Black spilled the news to Access Hollywood during a side-by-side interview with Angie for "Kung Fu Panda." Angie followed up his slip with her own confirmation. After the interview, her vagina of death devoured him whole as punishment.
This will be Brangie's 5th and 6th kid.
Hear that? It's the sound of thousands of Brangaloonie's exploding in perfect unison.
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LCT< Like on South Park where Kenny's mom gets pregnant, and HE's PISSED. So he makes her a drink w/ those pills to abort it.. And she can't drink it so daddy drinks it, and gets the shits and pukes at the same time, Also Kenny tries to plunger her.. Bwahahaha. Kenny really used his head during that time of hardship. poor thing.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Jack Black's tummy size rivals AJ's.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
Well they're gonna live there life and hopefully you have of your own.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Gross.... So unattractive here come all the bitter comments from the Jealous ugly hags in this forum. Have at it if it makes you feel better about your pathetic lives!
You know what, a sentence just popped into my head after re-reading this article and it genuinely filled my heart with terror.
"What's next once these ones are born?"
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
Yes, they have money for all these kids! Not enough time or hugs to go around, but here kid, have a new bike! Yaaay! *rolls eyes*
Angelina's giving Jack Black the "Bitch, I will kill you" look. I'd start backing away slowly if I were him.
Does anyone know the ages of all of her little spawnlets? Are any of them even over five?
I love children, but Jesus... I couldn't handle that many little ones at once.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Submitted by justwondering on May 14, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Don't forget that at least they have the money to raise all these kids. This isn't the neighbor down the street who is barely scraping by. Good for them.
THE WALLET NEVER HUGS BOSWALLA!
Awww, congrats to the happy couple, I for one will never have another child again. 1 is way too much for me!!!!!!
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"No honey, I wasn't cheating on you, I just tripped and slipped right on his Dick!"
I don't care how fuckinng rich they are. Having kids is HARD! They are NEEDY. Having two kids is enough to make my head explode, I couldn't imagine SIX all under the age of 6 years old.
FUCK THAT!
two womans with child?
HATE NINJAS!
Angie!
No need to call Michelle Duggar. Here's her famous Tater Tot Casserole. It makes alot for a big hungry family!
TATER TOT CASSEROLE
2 lb ground turkey cooked, seasoned, drained
3 2lb bags tater tots
2 cans cream of mushroom
2 cans evaporated milk
2 cans cream of chicken
Brown meat & place in large cass. dish.
Cover with tater tots. Mix soup & milk together.
Pour over top. Bake at 350 for 1 Hour.
(One of Daddy’s Favorites!) Makes 2- 9”X13” pans
I hope she gets major stretch marks and fupa. That outta teach her to be such a self serving bitch.
I would feel better knowing why Pax and Zahara look like they dress themselves. This needs to be looked into, they don't even know each other. My a$$ it slipped.
So Brangelina are members of the "Quiverfull" cult?
http://www.quiverfull.com/
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Don't forget that at least they have the money to raise all these kids. This isn't the neighbor down the street who is barely scraping by. Good for them.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Two more bio blobs for Zahara to beat up.
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ITA - my first thought was "Z's gonna be pi-hissed!"
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Congratulations Brad and Angelina!!!!!! Awwwwww I am soooo happy for them. They are wonderful parents...a team...and these kids couldn't ask for better.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 2:36pm.
LCT, Must be to fill some void in her life.. Like the removal of a dick thru surgery.. I bet that can make one go fucking crazy and in deep depression.
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She should have stuck with that goodwill garbage. Ugh. This makes me sick. Someone needs to steal her uterus and give her some drugs so she can't get pregnant/adopt. Seriously. RIGHT NOW.
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
Am I to assume she used artificial insemination or some other medical resource for her twins?.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
It's official. I truly hate Brangelina and their selfishness more than I hate cilantro. And that's A LOT.
Go fuck yourself, San Diego. Jolie. Pitt.
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
LCT, Must be to fill some void in her life.. Like the removal of a dick thru surgery.. I bet that can make one go fucking crazy and in deep depression.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Two more bio blobs for Zahara to beat up.
You know, i don't think i ever imagined i would see Angie doing a side by side interview with Jack Black. Weird.
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
God, TOO SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't they get one child out of diapers before they add more?
JESUS!
Itchy & Scratchy or Uday & Qusay
Rocket----
LMAO! I was totally thinking the same thing! The celeb version of the Duggers!
As mentioned, TOO MUCH TOO SOON.
Angelina's serial adopting/birthing is just fucking sick, if I may say so myself. She has children as often as Mother Theresa Duggar over there. I'm scared.
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
Yahoo! I'm excited beyond belief ----- ya uhuh sure you betcha --ok back to the chinese checker tournament.
Rocket.. Bwahaha.. Dugger, But I love the duggers' show, when its on I watch it.. I'm just amazed at their story.. They are way cooler than these tools (angie/brad)
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Thank god we finally know.. I was dying for this news.. *using monotone voice*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Kung Fu Panda? That sounds like Oscar-worthy material right there.
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But then again, what do I know?
It's official!
Angie and Brad Bob Dugger!