Wednesday, May 14th 2008

Latarian Milton Must Be Stopped

Remember that little 7-year-old peach who took his memaw's car for a joyride last month? He said he did it because "doing bad things is fun" and he wanted to do "hood rat stuff with friends." Well, he's struck again. Literally. Latarian Milton was taken in for a mental health evaluation after he allegedly beat down his grandma inside a Wal-Mart in South Florida over some chicken wings.

Latarian's grandma, Vikkita Stratford, told WPBF that it all started when he asked her to buy him some chicken wings at Wal-Mart. When she refused, Latarian ordered them anyway. Vikkita went to confront him and that's when the party started.

She said, "He just started hitting me -- just started hitting me in front of the whole Wal-Mart. Every one in there was upset." Latarian was taken to a local hospital by police for a 72-hour mental health evaluation. Vikkita blames his parents. She said all he has "ever seen was his parents do physical and abusive and verbal things."

She also worried about what might happen once he gets released. She better be! Vikkita better lock all her doors, sleep with a bat by her bed and keep a necklace of garlic around her neck. Scratch that garlic. He'll just eat the garlic necklace right off of her.

I mean, he beat his grandma over Wal-Mart's chicken wings? That shit isn't even chicken! It's probably rat meat. He beat his poor grandma over rat meat!

This is reason #456 on why I don't have kids. The minute Latarian put his hands on me, I would immediately blackout. I would wake up in a padded room, in a straitjacket with a morphine drip in my arm.

VIA Crunk + Disorderly

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NYC_Lady -

A 5 minute time-out for a 17 month old? It's supposed to be a minute for each year of age (for little kids.) And please tell me you're kidding about the dumpster baby comment - that's just wrong on so many levels.

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Submitted by Pers on May 14, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Kids can be fucking EVIL. I teach grade 7&8 and I feel that the majority of them were sent by Satan to destroy me, and the world.

I teach in a neighbourhood of spoiled, entitled brats and guilty, ineffective parents. I fear for the future.

Pers, are you teaching at the Jr high school I went to? hahahaaha! seriously though Jr. High is the worst age for kids! they are horrible. My classmates emotionally abused me at that age, and It takes a long time to repair from that shit. The worst ones had shitty Parennts, plus the school systems are a nightmare also. The Principles and superintendents don't deal with the problem. They tend to just blame the kids who are being victimized by the monster kids, and that's how colombine incidences happen! The schools needs to learn to deal with this, or they are just helping to create a disaster!

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kdracofan's picture

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Submitted by Madam Pince on May 14, 2008 - 3:37pm.
"Submitted by TANGELINE on May 14, 2008 - 3:22pm.

Again, think of him as a 7 year old white kid.

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Idiocy and Classlessness have no color boundaries, or economic ones either.

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DEAR TANGELINE????

This has nothing to do with race you fucking dumbass!! This kid is out of control, did you not see the first video..."hood rat" and the little shit had no remorse. Throw his ass in juvie hall for a while and see how he feels in there.....LITTLE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Submitted by TANGELINE on May 14, 2008 - 3:22pm.

Again, think of him as a 7 year old white kid.

Would you all say the horrible things you have or would you say he needed therapy?"

HELL YES, I WOULD SAY IT IF HE WERE WHITE. I'd be the first one beating his ass down. I don't care what color he is -- I care that he's a burden on society and thinks it's funny to wreck his grandma's car and beat her ass in Wal-Mart.

This is why I don't think it would be a bad idea if the world were swallowed up by a black hole. There's a supercollider getting ready to go online in Europe, and people are worried it'll create a black hole and end life as we know it. Shit, we should WELCOME oblivion.

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Yeah well any pair of hetero breeders can spawn offspring that they then neglect because they didn't want kids, but Florida is too concerned with keeping kids away from queers who actually want to raise kids.

You need to look NO further than the parents to see what is wrong with kids today (OMG I sound old!).

And the liberal pablum from TANGELINE and others is just plain old BS. MANY families of color (and poor white families too) have raised great kids without anyone's help.

His grandmother needs a visit from one of our deep south grammas. They don't play. He would have had his little fat soul snatched out of his body so quick he would have forgotten what a chicken wing was. You cannot substitute beatings in the upringing of children. This should be the only instruction sent home with your newborn, "When a behovioral outburst occurs, beat that back in. If it escalates beat that back in some more."

City Barbie's picture

Oklahoma, yeah my Nonna (greatgrandma) certainly was a badass. She didn't play. In fact, when she arrived from Italy in 1902 they were living in the mining camps in Coalgate, OK. OK was still a territory then. She and my greatgrandfather traded w/the indians. One time this snake oil salesman showed up in a wagon full of pots, pans & crap and started hitting on her. So went in her little house, grabbed a butcher knife and ran him off.

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zoloftpony's picture

That fucker only lives like 20 minutes from me. I'm afraid I'm gonna his crazy ass when I go out sometime.

Palm Beach County sucks. Home of hanging chads, Latarian Milton and that kid that dressed his grandma up like a gangster and videotaped her.

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Mawy's picture

This is our future, people. It makes me not even want to have children if these are the kids that they will be going to school with. I say the kids they will go to school with cuz my kids will NOT grow up to be like that. Not over my dead body. This kid needs a major-arse whoopin. P.S. With his behavior and body weight, grandma should make him skip dinner every night. Lovescarrottopalina, I am with you. Let's find this kid and give him what he deserves, lol

TANGELINE's picture

Again, think of him as a 7 year old white kid.

Would you all say the horrible things you have or would you say he needed therapy?

Clearly something went wrong in his life and to sit behind your PCs and act all friggin self-righteous is fucking bollocks!

I truly hope this child gets the help he needs.

Nikki Lamb's picture

I worked in a children's mental health unit for two years. I can confirm firsthand that this is the absolute mildest thing an abused child can do when they get upset.

I was bitten, hit, kicked, spit on, and had many, many different objects thrown at me. I had coworkers who were stabbed with pencils/pens, and one who had his thumb torn out of joint. And these things were all done by children under 14 years old.

Abused children do not have the same resources that regular kids do. They don't know how to regulate their emotions or deal with stress in any way. Children are like little parrots, if the only thing they ever see is violence, or their constantly kept in a fear-state with sexual abuse, they become like animals, locked in a fear-response state when in stressful situations.

We had kids come in who were so abused, they still wet the bed at 13, and didn't know how to eat with utensils. I have seen children punch their own genitals and chew the inside of their own faces because of abuse. I've read some of the most unimaginably vile things in their case files, things that would give you nightmares.

Please keep in mind that a boy like this one has not received adequate parenting. This coupled with possible mental issues creates a little person incapable of responding in a rational manner. He needs help and inpatient treatment.

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Madam Pince's picture

If that boy had hit my grandmother, she would have knocked him clear across the Wal-Mart and into the parking lot. Probably into the next county.

Just execute the little fucker and get it over with. I'm on a "kill everybody" rant today, starting with my S/O.

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NYC_Lady's picture

I cannot stand children like that. And it's totally the parents' fault. They're lazy and not parenting their children.

My son is 17 months old and has already entered the "terrible-two's". Everytime he tries to throw a tantrum, I give him a mean look and ask him if he would've preferred to be a dumpster baby. My fiance sends him off to his room for 5 minutes. I think he's catching on that we will not tolerate bad behavior.

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Submitted by Pers on May 14, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Kids can be fucking EVIL. I teach grade 7&8 and I feel that the majority of them were sent by Satan to destroy me, and the world.

I teach in a neighbourhood of spoiled, entitled brats and guilty, ineffective parents. I fear for the future.

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Aww. I could hug you. I definitely couldn't do what you do and stay sane. I'd end up in the chokey for doing hoodrat stuff to my class.

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Damn City Barbie.. Your mamaw is bad ass.. Me likes!! *snuggles her*

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Jakey_G's picture

Kid was born to die in the electric chair.

Didn't know Wal-mart sold chicken wings.

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Rod's picture

This little turd belongs in Juvie.

"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"

City Barbie's picture

Sweetas, I had a visual of this kid trying to beat down my italian grandma. She'd have jacked him up but good. Her favorite? She'd haul you up by your ears and toss you across the floor.

peaches's picture

He should get adopted by Brangelina, it's the perfect punishment! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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maDalice's picture

This story is just sad. That poor kid is obviously so fucked up.

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LOL!! Breeders are funny in a pathetic, waste of skin kind of way.

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StewieGriffin's picture

They need to send his fat ass away. Seriously, just stop him now before something worse happens.

Sweetas's picture

I'd like to see him try that shit on my Grandma. He'd be picking his teeth out of her walker.

*shakes head* This kid's gonna be in the dead-by-20 club, and it's all because his "parents" don't know what a box of Trojans is for.

Alright LOCK THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT UP FOR GOOD!!! This little shit is going to kill someone and should be thrown in the pokey for good!! I thought they were going to punish this FUCK, NOT TAKE HIM TO WAL-MART...I WOULD LOCK HIS FAT ASS TO HIS BED AND MAKE HIM WATCH 'DANCES WITH THE STARS' AS PUNISHMENT AND TO LOOSE WEIGHT GO ON THE AMY WHINEHOUSE DIET!!

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 14, 2008 - 2:47pm.

Well, the chainsaw is in the shop for servicing. But he does have an Arctic char in the freezer. That might work.
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Perfect. Might want to dip it in liquid nitrogen first to make sure it's extra hard and pointy.

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yepyepyep's picture

way to punish him
"make him walk naked to school' pro no beating
"when he is wet take a leather belt to him (trust me on this)
make him punch holes with a nail on a piece of zinc, turn it over, make him kneel on it on the sun for an hour
take a tree branch and hit him *trust me again*
take tv and junk food away only fruits and veggies
take him for a scare straight jail visit
now can someone please deliver this his parents?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Newportjoey's picture

Thank God I have never set foot in a WalMart. Everyone in Atlanta knows you go to Popeye's for your wings anyway.

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 - 2:42pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on May 14, 2008 - 2:40pm.

PS That little bastard needs to feel the wrath of my father's wooden spoon.
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Fuck wooden spoon. How about moose hooves or Daddy's sharp chainsaw?
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Well, the chainsaw is in the shop for servicing. But he does have an Arctic char in the freezer. That might work.

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Diffusion's picture

This kid will not make it to 8 at this rate. The hood rat will run into an exterminator!

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 14, 2008 - 2:40pm.

PS That little bastard needs to feel the wrath of my father's wooden spoon.
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Fuck wooden spoon. How about moose hooves or Daddy's sharp chainsaw?

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TrashyWilma's picture

for a while, i wanted to be a teacher.

i am so glad i changed course and decided to major in finance. now i can just sit in a cubicle and crunch numbers and not have to deal with these brats.

people, deal with your crotchfruit!

He sounds like one of the Jolie-Pitt kids.

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Time to give chicken wings an NC-17 rating.

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KD's picture

Bring on the EUGENICS!

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This is why you should fight for the right to beat down your kids without being sent to jail, damn it!. Parents today are way too soft on their kids or they are complete dumb-fucks.

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islandgirl's picture

LCT,

I've actually had Wal-Mart chicken wings. Believe me when I tell you, they're not all that.

True story. :)

PS That little bastard needs to feel the wrath of my father's wooden spoon.

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LovesCarrottopalina's picture

WHY ISN'T THIS LITTLE FUCKER IN JAIL?!

Juvenile shmuvenile. He's going to kill someone.

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Aubrey04's picture

Who the hell is feeding that kid? He looks like he weighs more than I do and he's 7 fucking years old!

yepyepyep's picture

Please note that our kids are surrounded by violence in their games cartoons, etc... Parents are not allowed to hit their children (very different from angry beating) so where is this world going to? when children grow up shooting and speeding in video games easy access to guns, and internet to make bombs and no form of punishment because parents believe their children are gods?
I swear if I have kids they are going to be raised up in the mountains with no TV.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

If you were named Latarian, you'd be violent too.

Pers's picture

I agree with the other posters who wrote that he'll be in prison very soon, or dead, or someone else is going to be dead. Whichever way, it's not going to end well for this hellbrat.

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Stoney's picture

Just put the stupid mother fucker in jail already and throw away the key! That is his inevitable future anyway, and we might as well prevent others from getting hurt first.

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City Barbie's picture

My idea of boot camp for LaTerrorian is to boot his ass off a cliff.

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Who says thug culture has no positive effects? I'm pretty positive that he'll be seeing the inside of a cell for a majority of his life.

I blame the parents. Sterlizations all around, please.

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He's a little fucking sociopath is what he is. He's going to grow to be nothing but an abusive piece of shit who'll be in and out of jail leeching off of society.

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