Lily Allen suns her nippies in France - Egotastic!

Jessica Simpson's one hard nipple and fugly shoes (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Marisa Miller is Maxim's hottest - Hollywood Tuna

RiRi's hot ass video.....and that Maroon 5 douche is in it too - Just Jared

Mimi and Nick will get married once a year - Popsugar

Kelly Brooke and Billy Zane are back together - IDLYITW

Roberto Cavalli has never been a homosexual - Towleroad

Asshole's slutty fist (typo, but keeping it) first date - Hollywood Rag

The pranks on you - Cityrag

Rumer Willis needs to stop - A Socialite's Life



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oh give lily allen a break. she lost a lot of weight and that alone is usually enough to boost anyone's confidence. and most people will have some extra flab after that unless they decide to get it removed surgically. not everyone gets it all right all at once - she's still young enough to be able to do something about her belly if she decides to start working out.

yippee!☺

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Lili's gut is gross and saggy.

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The war isn't working.

She is a hottie. But not a fan of hers.Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite --"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e .c o m"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

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Cavalli is not gay? Say what? What is that obsession with snakes then all about?

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lily allen looks like an oompaloompa. but not in a sexy way.

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Lily Allen should sun her nipples--if at all--inside a closed tanning booth.

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goddamit, you superficial assholes. lily allen is NOT that fat, she just looks like she drinks beer all the time and doesn't ever exercise. big whoop

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That is so not a good look for you Lily. *shudder*

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Roberto Cavalli has never been a homosexual - Towleroad
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Who in the fuck cares whether this cobra-head sucks dick or not? I mean, go to that towelroad site and look at it - old, old, old, and UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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That photo of Lily Allen looks like my MOTHER! Seriously, my heart stopped for a second. It's only in that particular photo, but she looks like my mom's side of the family. Kinda looks like me, too...

And when my stomach looked like that, I had just had my second child. What's her excuse?

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Lily Allen, doesn't she have any pride? I mean to walk around so fat with a belly like that and to look so foolish. Fame really goes right to your head.

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Submitted by fmeshia on May 14, 2008 - 12:25pm.
On Marissa--local girl makes good! I live in her hometown Santa Cruz, Ca. Yes, I've seen her in person. Crazy good perfect body but face is meh. She's very sexy though. Just has that special "something."

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Great. Another local.

What school did YOU attend?

On Marissa--local girl makes good! I live in her hometown Santa Cruz, Ca. Yes, I've seen her in person. Crazy good perfect body but face is meh. She's very sexy though. Just has that special "something."

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Rumer's face reminds me of a puckered asshole.

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Maybe, but she has the body of a much older woman. :0

Submitted by Faith on May 14, 2008 - 3:28pm.
...Besides that, that's a lot of sexual energy to put on someone so young.

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Billy Zane still looks good.

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Ick- I do NOT want to see Lily Allen naked.

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Am I seeing a beer-belly hanging down?

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I would be a disgrace to my family if I pranced around at 20 years old the way Rihanna is. I do think it's possible to be young and sexy without being . . . so . . . dominatrix-like and raunchy. Actually, even though Beyonce is super-irritating, her peeps did a really good job of keeping it sexy, but young and clean.

Besides that, that's a lot of sexual energy to put on someone so young.

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I apologize if someone has already made this comparison but I thought that was Melanie Griffith..

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LCT - You may just be right.

Thankfully she has a healthy baby now. That is all that really matters anyway.

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Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 2:44pm.

I dunno. ALl I do know is that usually when a baby dies inutero, the body expells it itself (misscarriage/stillbirth)
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Well that's what SHOULD happen. I read up on abortion and they can give you medicine that actually 'dissolves' the fetus which is when it can absorb back into the body/

I wonder if that doctor got his diploma at the same place that Tom Cruise got his psychology degree?

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 - 10:41am.
Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 2:39pm.
LCT - yes, it does sound odd and not quite safe. But what do I know.
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Haha I don't think you have to be an MD to figure out that's not right. I don't see how letting it simmer in there would be GOOD.
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I dunno. ALl I do know is that usually when a baby dies inutero, the body expells it itself (misscarriage/stillbirth)

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Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 2:39pm.
LCT - yes, it does sound odd and not quite safe. But what do I know.
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Haha I don't think you have to be an MD to figure out that's not right. I don't see how letting it simmer in there would be GOOD.

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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 2:37pm.
LCT - Its not like Brad is getting any younger. He really doesn't have time to twiddle his thumbs. He wants family. I don't think its gonna drive him crazy. Brad and Angie are a good time its not a one sided effort. They work together to make that family work.
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I know he's getting older, but at the same time, do you really think it's healthy for 6+ children to have a Dad who's mistaken for their Grandpa when they're 20? If he wanted kids, one should have been enough to fulfill him. The fact that he isn't satisfied with that is worrisome.

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LCT - yes, it does sound odd and not quite safe. But what do I know.

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Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 2:36pm.
LCT - I may be wrong as to the timeline of when baby B died. She didn't tell me for a couple weeks.
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Still... it sounds dangerous to keep a dead fetus floating around with a live one, doesn't it?

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LCT - Its not like Brad is getting any younger. He really doesn't have time to twiddle his thumbs. He wants family. I don't think its gonna drive him crazy. Brad and Angie are a good time its not a one sided effort. They work together to make that family work.

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I think I just killed FLA.........

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LCT - I may be wrong as to the timeline of when baby B died. She didn't tell me for a couple weeks.

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Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 2:33pm.
LCT - I wasn't there for the birth, but she told me (when she lost the twin) that her Dr. told her that the dead twin would somehow be absorbed?

WTF? I didn't get it.

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Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 2:33pm.
LCT - I wasn't there for the birth, but she told me (when she lost the twin) that her Dr. told her that the dead twin would somehow be absorbed?

WTF? I didn't get it.
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From what I've heard they can be absorbed anywhere up to 10 weeks or something like that, but by 4 months or so, they already have bones that are of a somewhat significant size. There's no way that shit can be absorbed. Ew. Maybe the doctor was just a sick fuck who loved dead baby jokes and wanted to make one at the birth.

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M.E. Gross, Absorbed, I just think of that coming out as snot, and her wiping it on her sleeve. Absorbed, really?? *faints*

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LCT - I wasn't there for the birth, but she told me (when she lost the twin) that her Dr. told her that the dead twin would somehow be absorbed?

WTF? I didn't get it.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 14, 2008 - 2:29pm.
LCT,

I concur. I was fucking furious when she adopted Pax when she had just dropped Shiloh.

Somebody please shake the shit out of Pitt.

Cancel that. He is obviously as deluded as she is.
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I can understand people wanting to have a big family but this is just too. damn. fast.

Poor Brad, I mean yeah he got himself into this but to become a dad to 6 kids in what, 3 years? He's going to lose his fecking marbles before the kids turn 10. I feel bad for all of them collectively.

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it sure is nice to see everyone rolling over and playing dead.

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Oh gosh, I am sure there's a shit storm frenzy over at JJ with the twins confirmation. Nice to do it while promoting a cartoon.

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 - 12:22pm.

Oh. Well ok. I don't think Angie and Brad used in vitro but even if they did, there is going to be two new little JPs running around. I am happy for them.

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Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 2:28pm.
My friend had IVF after a year and God knows how much money, the last treamtment finally worked, was initially pregnant with twins (implanted with 8) but one of the twin fetus died (around month 3/4) and they didn't remove it.
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That must have been one insanely smelly/messy birth.

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LCT,

I concur. I was fucking furious when she adopted Pax when she had just dropped Shiloh.

Somebody please shake the shit out of Pitt.

Cancel that. He is obviously as deluded as she is.

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<"Rumer Willis needs to stop">

I don't get you sometimes MK. Heidi can flap her chicken wings on the beach screeching "High-er!" and Phoebe be Phoebe, both much to our delight, but Rumer is supposed to "stop"? I say full speed ahead with the singing career, girlfriend, and time is not your friend here so hurry and no vocal lesson shit. I want it this week.

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With IFV 2 or more fertilized eggs are implanted into the uterus. Sometimes all of them stick, sometimes just one and alot of times none of the fertilized eggs stick.

And yes, some women who use IVF, have all 5, 6, 9 (whatever) eggs attach, they use selective reduction for 1 or 2 babies.

My friend had IVF after a year and God knows how much money, the last treamtment finally worked, was initially pregnant with twins (implanted with 8) but one of the twin fetus died (around month 3/4) and they didn't remove it.

Don't know exactly why on that one.

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lovescarrottopalina, she probably used them because she had a little trouble getting pregnant to begin with. Fertility pills are the next step, I think. In vitro is usually a last resort.
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oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 2:23pm.
Bwahahaaa.. *whistles & looks into air*

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Hey, Islandgirl.. *flashes left tit* the right one is still asleep, either that or not fully grown. I haven't figured it out, yet!
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Submitted by Stoney on May 14, 2008 - 2:24pm.
lovescarrottopalina, she probably used them because she had a little trouble getting pregnant to begin with. Fertility pills are the next step, I think. In vitro is usually a last result.
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It bothers me that she felt the need to get help getting fertilized already. Shiloh's not even 2 yet is she? SLOW THE EFF DOWN LADY.

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you say liter, i say litter.. liter litter, lets all go get stoned..

OK, I'm just totally fucked up here, so just go w/ me..
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 14, 2008 - 2:22pm.

Thanks. I found out the same googling. I also remember photos somewhere.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 14, 2008 - 2:22pm.
joanne,

Yes. While filming Alexander I think. He was first pick for Mad's baby daddy. All three of them took a holiday when Mad was very young. Same as Pitt getting interviewed while on holiday.

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tree's picture

What's a liter of babies? Are they liquid?

Oh wait, I bet you meant a litter! People sure are smart...

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 14, 2008 - 2:22pm.
joanne,

Yes. While filming Alexander I think. He was first pick for Mad's baby daddy. All three of them took a holiday when Mad was very young. Same as Pitt getting interviewed while on holiday.

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