Wednesday, May 14th 2008

Colin Farrell Looks Like Shit

Manorexic alert! The Sun is reporting that Colin Farrell is looking like Skeletor's peen for a new movie. Colin has reportedly dropped tons of weight for his new movie, Triage. That's funny, because the bitch looks like he's in dire need of an IV. Maybe he's on the Dreamboat Doherty diet?

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wow...corey feldman really let himself go

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 14, 2008 - 6:54pm.

Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 14, 2008 - 12:53pm.

Ever since I saw how he eats the cat I have loved this dude.

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Really? Am I the only one on the planet that hasn't seen that porno? *sigh*
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no you aren't i haven't seen it nor do i want to
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Submitted by Miss Priss on May 14, 2008 - 6:55pm.

Maybe he saw a recent pic of Shitney and remembered he hit that and threw up everything he's eaten for the past 5 years
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lmfao!
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Submitted by D.R. on May 14, 2008 - 9:33pm.

Has anyone ever understood a word this man says?
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call me weird but i'm pretty sure every person in ireland would. as would most british people...but i could be wrong

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Meth does a body...

That's all. It just does a body.

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i'd love screw his brains out after graduation tomorrow.

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*blushes* thank you!

I should not be talking since I only saw Phone Booth, which almost took place entirely inside a phonebooth -- with mega robot Katie Holmes (need I say more?). I am still wondering what Forest Whitaker was doing involved in that mess. I just heard the other ones are poor caca. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 14, 2008 - 4:48pm.

Oh, I read your posts all the time, but I'm just a quiet fan! I can say with complete confidence I have not seen any of those movies. I'd like Alexander cuz I like history but this movie never got my attention.

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 14, 2008 - 6:41pm.

Hi Sheeps, long time as well. I am hoping he only put in some money and had nothing to do with the script, then again his choices lately on what he thinks are good projects leave a lot to be desired... SWAT, Alexander the Great, Phonebooth, Ask the Dusk, Miami Vice.....? I like Paz Vega but am not expecting much from this....

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 14, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Farrell, who is also executive producer on the project

Rarely a good sign... If he wrote any part of it, very bad sign.

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Hi Sayonara! Long time no see... it is indeed for a movie....

Irish actor Colin Farrell (In Bruges, Intermission), Spanish actress Paz Vega (Spanglish, Sex & Lucia) and screen legend Christopher Lee (The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars) will star in ‘Triage’, the latest pic from Oscar winning filmmaker Danis Tanovic (No Man's Land, 11 September). Starting next week, the film will shoot for five weeks in Spain, followed by a three week shoot in Dublin.

Farrell, who is also executive producer on the project, will star as Mark, a photojournalist returning home from a dangerous assignment. When his colleague and best friend fails to return home, Mark’s girlfriend, Elena (Vega), must find the clues to the mystery that’s slowly killing her boyfriend.

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Hey Christian Bale did the same thing for "The Machinist".

Hey you get off my cloud...

What a ^%$&$%$ man!!!!!!The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported him joined the rich man for babies site ''W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m'' and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there! the magazine foolx he????????????or fools us。。。。。

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I've never understood CF's appeal and this new pic only confirms that for me. Yuck.
Who cares if he's lost weight for a movie role, is having an Oscar really worth it? Not these days it isn't.

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Submitted by Clarisse on May 14, 2008 - 11:25am.
YeahYeahYeah,
I remember the first movie i ever watched w/Colin Farrell in it...some crappy western i caught when i was channel surfing about 8-9 years ago. Shit movie, but i couldn't turn it off...He is a beautiful man, i'll tell ya (well, not the mini version pictured above)

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HIV is too serious to gossip about. People shouldn't even throw those words around.

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i SURE HOPE IT'S JUST FOR A MOVIE ROLE.

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Submitted by Clarisse on May 14, 2008 - 12:25pm.

Yeah, I was obssessed with him a few weeks back. My friends and I had an event called Colinmania where we sat at my house and watched most of his movies. Tigerland was probably the better of his movies. We couldnt get thru the extended version of Alexandar (3+ hours) since we had gotten wasted on wine. Somehow we missed that westen movie. Off to IMDB.com I go.

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He's channeling Burgess Meredith.

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Wow, glad it's just for a role. What a difference a few pounds makes the other way. Icky, yucky, poo. As with so many men, Colin his hot...but then he speaks.
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Green is good: Details from last Fall at People below. It's like autism, apparently:

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Has anyone ever understood a word this man says? He just looks mangy.

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A.I.D.S.

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YeahYeahYeah,
I remember the first movie i ever watched w/Colin Farrell in it...some crappy western i caught when i was channel surfing about 8-9 years ago. Shit movie, but i couldn't turn it off...He is a beautiful man, i'll tell ya (well, not the mini version pictured above)

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Gross.
Christian Bale emaciated himself for "The Machinist".

It was UNCOMFORTABLE to watch him like that.

Colin still makes me HWAT though.

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Sick. I have the hots for Colin and seeing these pics is taking a toll. I'm just going to avoid looking at the pic on the left.

By the way, while most of his flicks have been shit his last one (In Bruges) was actually really good.

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Devore, I love your avie. WHo is that? Looks like Marky Mark Walberg.

Colin is looking a little emaciated.

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 - 1:58pm.

you were right then, its twisted panties.

hangs head

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YourMom.. I sells them to him at top price too..

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Submitted by joanne on May 14, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Maybe a beetle in the panties?
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I'd say it's progressed to beetle in the crotchal fold stage.

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sickly.

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Maybe a beetle in the panties?

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YIKES that's really scary! he needs to gain weight back asap!

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Okie knows Colin personally...she's his Fukitol dealer.

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I smell an asshole, one with MOUSE written all over it.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 14, 2008 - 9:33am.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 14, 2008 - 10:31am.

How sad.

But maybe that's why he didn't pass Angie's baby daddy test.

She doesn't do imperfection.
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OH SNAP!

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Submitted by KA on May 14, 2008 - 1:37pm.
I love how some of you post comments about the actors as if you know them personally. *snort* It's priceless.
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That's twice now. UNTWIST YOUR PANTIES.

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 14, 2008 - 1:34pm.
LCT, all of the important words are in your siggie.
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Good point. ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS!

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I love how some of you post comments about the actors as if you know them personally. *snort* It's priceless.

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Ok, the boots and sweater (Shitney) it was HOT here in Cali yesterday.

Bitch is covering up.

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LCT, all of the important words are in your siggie.

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Submitted by Clarisse on May 14, 2008 - 10:31am.

How sad.

But maybe that's why he didn't pass Angie's baby daddy test.

She doesn't do imperfection.

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Jebus Crisco did I have vodka for breakfast? My posts don't make any sense today. I'm missing entire important words.

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EEG,

Me too. At least someone managed to pull those disgusting boots off of her hooves. Hazmat!!
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Ugh...this is almost as scary as Christian's Trevor Reznik!! I really hope it is just for a movie...

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"-characterized by developmental delay, speech impairment, movement or balance disorder, excessive laughter and even seizures"

James didn't take his first steps until around 4 years old.

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Where else guys? X17.

I hate to admit I go to that site but I am addicted to the cheeto.

Edit: Someone is going to have to teach a bitch how to link.

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Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Britshit - x17.

Stupid twat.
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Something about this is very off. If she were indeed pregnant wouldn't she have been pulling the whole 'I just LIKE holding my bag this high' trick instead of AFTER people took pictures of her gut?

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He's got Carson Daly eyes.
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Britshit - x17.

Stupid twat.

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YIKES!!! Is that Carson Daly's brother???

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Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 1:24pm.

Thats why I still like him. Admitted to being human.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 14, 2008 - 1:24pm.
More pics out of britshit looking very preggo.

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Where?

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