This Is Not Supposed To Happen
A few months ago, Jodie Foster accepted an award and thanked her "beautiful Cydney, who sticks by me through all the rotten and the bliss." Some think this was Jodie's way of coming out and publicly acknowledging she likes to eat Cydney Bernard's tartar sauce. Well, The National Enquirer (via DM) claims their beautiful lesbian union has come to an end! Hurry! Put on an Ani DiFranco song. I need some lesbian comfort.
A source didn't say why Jodie ended her 14-year relationship with Cydney. They did say, "Jodie's break up with Cydney is shocking. She and Cydney have been together for so many years and have two children together - the potential fallout and legal wrangling from this could be monumental."
This is not supposed to happen. Lesbian couples never break up. The pyramids in Egypt will crumble, but lesbian relationships will live on for eternity. Seriously, lesbians stay together for like eons.
Hmm....who can we set Jodie up with now that she's single? She needs someone younger, sexier and more feminine. I'm thinking Clay Gayken.
Thanks Lollipop
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Oh, The National Enquirer is so full shit. I can't believe a word they print.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
She looks still classy at her age. I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity datingsite "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. Is she single now?
Sorry PSL, and I do feel very badly for the kids. Turns out, Jodie actually starred with Abigail Breslin anyway....
That's sad when anyone breaks up, especially when kids are involved.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Clay? Hell no....not that 'Pat'
Wait a hot lesbian minute! She comes out and they break up? Jodie should have kept it under wraps. ==============
Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
Not funny Spoiled.
Sorry, but I am sensitive when it comes to Jodie and Co......
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
Jodie saw what Cynthia Nixon has, and wants some of that Rojo Caliente lovin'!
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All of us are in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars-
Oscar Wilde
Maybe Jodie fell for Dakota Fanning on the set of their last movie....wait, that's just too sick....
Sadness for those two little boys (and by that, I mean her children) :(
Maybe Jodie's realizing John Hinkley's love for her is the real thing?
Oh, CRAP.
I knew about this weeks ago- I've been waiting for this shit to break. Unfortunately, it is true.
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"