This Is Not Supposed To Happen
A few months ago, Jodie Foster accepted an award and thanked her "beautiful Cydney, who sticks by me through all the rotten and the bliss." Some think this was Jodie's way of coming out and publicly acknowledging she likes to eat Cydney Bernard's tartar sauce. Well, The National Enquirer (via DM) claims their beautiful lesbian union has come to an end! Hurry! Put on an Ani DiFranco song. I need some lesbian comfort.
A source didn't say why Jodie ended her 14-year relationship with Cydney. They did say, "Jodie's break up with Cydney is shocking. She and Cydney have been together for so many years and have two children together - the potential fallout and legal wrangling from this could be monumental."
This is not supposed to happen. Lesbian couples never break up. The pyramids in Egypt will crumble, but lesbian relationships will live on for eternity. Seriously, lesbians stay together for like eons.
Hmm....who can we set Jodie up with now that she's single? She needs someone younger, sexier and more feminine. I'm thinking Clay Gayken.
Thanks Lollipop
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Submitted by xxyxz on May 14, 2008 - 12:38pm.
How you doin', X?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 9:27am.
*humps leg furiously*
OnT: One thing I have noticed with lesbian life partners (that I have known) is that after a while they just become best girlfriends, there is no sexual interest, but still a really good relationship, just with a whole new dynamic.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 14, 2008 - 12:34pm.
This mind, this body, and this voice cannot be
stifled by your deviant ways
So don't forget what I told you, don't come around,
I got my own hell to raise
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Sweet! Someone else who "gets" Fiona
and doesn't take shit.
APPLAUSE.
I thought that was Ellen Barkin with her in the picture until I read underneath!
As far as big age gaps, I wouldn't know because hubby and I are exactly the same age - born same day, same year. BUT, I'm 38 now, and if I were single again, I would have no problems dating a man 15 years older than me, so long as we were compatible. I think age gaps matter less as you get older. It's not about the person's age but WHO they are as a person that matters to me.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 14, 2008 - 8:36am.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 14, 2008 - 12:34pm.
I know when my dad was 74 and my mom was 63 it just looked SO tawdry!
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*winks* what up T.V?
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Go Spurs!
WTF is Anonymous talking about.. I DO date my parent.. Is that wrong?? LOL
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by xxyxz on May 14, 2008 - 12:34pm.
I know when my dad was 74 and my mom was 63 it just looked SO tawdry!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I would love to see Jodie finding solace in the arm of Ellen and Portia. One big happy lookalike family.
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Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 11:29am.
yeh I slip into Dlist mode too and I get WTF?
OnT: This could get messy; with children involved.
anonsss
LOL. I guess 11 years is a lot then! My husband is 7 years older and it IS a big gap
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Go Spurs!
This mind, this body, and this voice cannot be
stifled by your deviant ways
So don't forget what I told you, don't come around,
I got my own hell to raise
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San Matias
Dx3 is finding the love in Shreveport..weather has it flooded. Stinking storm is in front of me so I cannot leave for Fl yet.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by xxyxz on May 14, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 8:27am.
I never get why people date someone with a significant age gap. I know those relationships sometimes work, but an 11 year age gap would make me feel like I was dating a parent.
how old are you?
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20
Oklahoma..
Damn. my SIL gave me 4 today
Bitch owes me! I'm so pissed at her
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 9:27am.
because an 11 yr old can be your parent?
WTF?
I guess 15 years is way too much for you then- glad I don't feel that way
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I guess 11 years feel like 20 to me. :) I dunno, it just seems like once you get past a certain stage, the age gap really shows.
Xxyxz *oh mama* Speaking of percs. I had major ache yest. so I called up MIL, to get a score. She sent me One 5mg perc and 2 tylenol.. What the Holy Fuck. Stingy bitch!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
I'm curious why Jodie acknowledged Cyndey in the above mentioned speech mere months ago, and now they're breaking up? It's their personal business, but the NE is like a dog with a bone. They'll follow Jodie all over the place for "exclusive" photos.
And now, any time she's pictured with another woman, they'll start writing crap about her "finding new love", or some such garbage.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 8:27am.
I never get why people date someone with a significant age gap. I know those relationships sometimes work, but an 11 year age gap would make me feel like I was dating a parent.
how old are you?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
M.E.EEEWW, Wipe off your leg, Oh wait, I'll do it.. Since it was me who stained it up.. I'm so tired now after humping your leg.. *falls asleep*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Spoiled,
She looks so much older, it looks like she has false teef.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 9:27am.
because an 11 yr old can be your parent?
WTF?
I guess 15 years is way too much for you then- glad I don't feel that way.
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
Oklahoma..
*passing percocet*
Call me bitch!
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Go Spurs!
Oklahoma: the gay man's ellen? LMAO!
and Islandgirl: it took me a while too!
O and M.E.: I am pms'ing but I'll hump your leg!
*hump*hump*hump*
I was watching the Survivor Finale last night and I told the hub "Amanda is low rent AJ" he looked at me like I was speaking chinese.
Damn dlisted language.
Without lesbian stability there's no hope for the rest of us. We're doomed.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
Jodie's ex looks like Ellen Barkin pre-surgery
Submitted by kdracofan on May 14, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Jodie's ex looks like Ellen Barkin if she had no surgery.
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Thank you! It was driving me nuts trying to figure out who she reminded me of. ♥
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But then again, what do I know?
Hey bitches, just put your PMS in check! It's Wednesday, hump day.....somone one hump my leg. NOW!
I never get why people date someone with a significant age gap. I know those relationships sometimes work, but an 11 year age gap would make me feel like I was dating a parent.
kdracofan.. She DOES resemble Ellen Barkin.. She's the poor mans Ellen, no, the gay mans Ellen.. LOL I love that hot bitch E Barkin.. I want to lick her face. Just once, ok, just once!!
*backs away slowly*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 12:26pm.
What up, My main Squeeze LCTalina.. LOL.. I'm chilling w/ no bossy today! Fuck yeah. Let the Pill cocktails OVER FLOW!!
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Sweet apple pie! I'm going to send you porn today!
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
LCT:
ok......:)
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
It was probably that walking red-headed douchebag Phobe Price. Jodi found tell tale carpet munching and she KNOWS no other Gingers....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
What up, My main Squeeze LCTalina.. LOL.. I'm chilling w/ no bossy today! Fuck yeah. Let the Pill cocktails OVER FLOW!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 12:24pm.
not true, LCT.....just trying to avoid 6 pages of bickering, if you don't mind......:)
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Wasn't trying to start anything my dear. I'm just tired of the constant 'liar' 'bullshit' crap.
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
not true, LCT.....just trying to avoid 6 pages of bickering, if you don't mind......:)
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
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14 years,heh too long! Jamie needs somebody younger.Lohan!! :O)=
Jebus, can't even express frustration in here anymore.
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
Yes Rishkin, Cydney's about 10 years older than Jodie. I hope things don't get messy here. It was pretty tough for Melissa Etheridge and Julie Cypher regarding the kids, but they were able to buy houses next door to each other and share a common backyard. Not sure if that's still the case, though...
edit, because LA saw it.....
sheesh.
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
This could get ugly.
Poor kids.
LCT:
let's NOT turn this into a "fight with LA" thread. I was just making a point that not everything the NE prints is a lie.
Unfortunately, I can confirm this story.
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 10:12am.
No, I didn't read your previous comment.
Oh how sad.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
That makes me sad.
Ahh, yet again, can't get through a post without "THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT YOU LIARMOUTHS" ringing in the background by certain someones.
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I feel for the children-they are always the ones to suffer.
I can't hate on Jodie Foster-she seems to be a class act.
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God be with you, dumbass.
After 14 years, that pretty long.
She looks a lot older than Jodie, I bet she can throw a few back.
Damn. That sucks. 14 years together. Man.
Sorry Jodie
teeeeeeeeh iiiinnn daaaaaa wiiiiiiiinnnnn
It's funny how couples start to resemble each other in long term relationships. Sad to hear they have broken up. :(
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It's ok Spoiled....if I didn't know the family, I'd probably be laughing along with the rest of you.
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"