This Is Not Supposed To Happen
A few months ago, Jodie Foster accepted an award and thanked her "beautiful Cydney, who sticks by me through all the rotten and the bliss." Some think this was Jodie's way of coming out and publicly acknowledging she likes to eat Cydney Bernard's tartar sauce. Well, The National Enquirer (via DM) claims their beautiful lesbian union has come to an end! Hurry! Put on an Ani DiFranco song. I need some lesbian comfort.
A source didn't say why Jodie ended her 14-year relationship with Cydney. They did say, "Jodie's break up with Cydney is shocking. She and Cydney have been together for so many years and have two children together - the potential fallout and legal wrangling from this could be monumental."
This is not supposed to happen. Lesbian couples never break up. The pyramids in Egypt will crumble, but lesbian relationships will live on for eternity. Seriously, lesbians stay together for like eons.
Hmm....who can we set Jodie up with now that she's single? She needs someone younger, sexier and more feminine. I'm thinking Clay Gayken.
Thanks Lollipop
somebody is a cheater or a drunk...or both... and thats why they broke up.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I think Joe D. Foster might be ready for a dipstick.
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Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 14, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Jodie Foster is a good actress but hasn't made a good movie in YEARS.
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I really like the movie she did last year where she was shooting folks.
Hey you get off my cloud...
She looks classy at her age. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb dating site ---"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e .c o m"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
You're saying Cydney's back on the market? Oil Can Harry's, Ladies' Night, here I come.
@ Silva... Why in the world would Jodie want to invite insanity into her ordered, private life? I can just imagine what White Oprah would do with THAT.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Anyone else notice an old Heidi Montag in the background??
I always knew that her partner was quite a bit older than her but I thought that was her mother in that picture.
She should hook up with Lindsay Lohan, she younger and feminine and Lindsay does like the older women.
Jodie Foster is a good actress but hasn't made a good movie in YEARS.
She should start dating that chick from Ugly Betty or the Juno girl.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
She sucked in 'Contact'
Paris -- went back, saw your posting. Sorry to hear it. Here comes another black hole.
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"It was strange how most of the time we got along so well, but then there were these periods when it was a good things the knives were in the drawer and not out on display."
Madam Pince, I love ya, but please read my previous comments. I am the first comment on the thread.
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
Well if these two can't make it work.....
Jodie could have a fling with Ellen Page.....
Cheese and macaroni sexy times.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
We'll see about this. I tend not to believe things from British tabloids or the National Enquirer.
And when lesbians break up, it's ugly. Plates fly, people go to the ER. I've known several lez couples who split, and they dragged down everyone and -thing with them. They're like black holes.
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"It was strange how most of the time we got along so well, but then there were these periods when it was a good things the knives were in the drawer and not out on display."
Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Damn, LCT.. Now that u mention it Tuna Muffin would be enjoyable. mmm just warm out of the oven. w/ some nut butter?? *makes self puke* nut butter.. GROSS!
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Better than peen cheese. Gag.
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
Jodie is so anal retentive, Cydney must have violated a term in their commitment contract.
Damn, LCT.. Now that u mention it Tuna Muffin would be enjoyable. mmm just warm out of the oven. w/ some nut butter?? *makes self puke* nut butter.. GROSS!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Muffins are tasty.. I like banana nut..
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Nut seems a bit out of place here. Tuna muffins?
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Muffins are tasty.. I like banana nut..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Oh, come on now! We all know that u-haul eventually shows up at the house... Had a couple next door, and the u-haul showed up one day. Thankfully it was the scary bull who left.
All the lesbian couples I knew (admittedly very few) broke up--often due to the temptations of other muffins. ;) I have seen 4-10 years.
no need to hop from one relationship to another.
its OK to be single in between relationships especially if ur last relationship was a long term one.
cool it.
chill out.
let IT air out.
let IT dry off.
She should hook up with Michelle Rodriguez. You know M Rod would give Jodi a beat down every day...and Jodi would love it.
>"the potential fallout and legal wrangling"<
I'd doubt these two are going to take to their respective "MySpace" pages and air out dirty laundry Nat'l Enquirer wants so badly. If they have split, they probably had every post-split detail worked out well ahead of any news breaking. Lance/Reichen they're not.
Oh, and MK, New York Lezzies must be more stable because my sister in law has been with more women than John Mayer.
MK misspelled that name again - it's "Gay Gaykin"
Are you kidding? Lesbians always have break-ups and bad ones at that. My mom had a lesbian couple living down the street from her, they had been together for years, all of a sudden my mom and dad were awakened one night, by what they thought were two cats fighting in the canyon. The screatching was so horrific. Next thing you know you hear windows breaking, stuff crashing around. My parents called the cops, they thought someone was being murdered. Seconds after my parents called the police, the cops arrived on their street (other neighbors had called also) and were hauling one of the ladies out of the house. It was the lesbian couple, figuratively and literally ,breaking up. They may have lengthy relationships, but when they end they end with a BANG! Hey, no one thought that Melissa Etheridge and Julie Cypher would break up, or Ellen and Anne Heche, but they did. To be honest, I guess I have been living under a rock, because I had no idea Foster was gay.
Aww, that's too bad (if true).
I'm hugging you both with my legs in friendship.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Bwahahah, Scissors time..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 14, 2008 - 12:54pm.
scissor times good fun for girls with beer in upper univercity. you call it collage?
drink at univercity all girls, scissor time happens.
why monster no die? Boswallalina sad no freedoms and stare at monsters picture of futon lip lady i loved once. i think i sey in my head, maybe i not fucking love her is she make monster. LIKE WHAT WOW?
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Which monster are you talking about Boswalla? Who has futon lips?
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 14, 2008 - 12:52pm.
In an octopus' garden in the shade?
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Or a squirrel's banana crate in the cloud?
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 - 12:50pm
scissor times good fun for girls with beer in upper univercity. you call it collage?
drink at univercity all girls, scissor time happens.
why monster no die? Boswallalina sad no freedoms and stare at monsters picture of futon lip lady i loved once. i think i sey in my head, maybe i not fucking love her is she make monster. LIKE WHAT WOW?
It's most likely a trap. The National Enquirer is trying to get her to officially come out. They probably calculated that she would have to confirm her former/current relationship to quiet the rumors.
But has that EVER worked with her?
No.
HATE MONSTER! LOVE LESBIAN COUPLE OF LOVE!
SCISSORS TIME!
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Ahahahaha!
Funny!
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 14, 2008 - 11:49am.
FIND CAVE WITH NO MONSTERS AND LAFF THERE IS SAFE PLACE!
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In an octopus' garden in the shade?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
I am off to run stairs....see you in a bit.
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 14, 2008 - 12:49pm.
MONSTER SUCK TIMES AGAIN WOW!
FIND CAVE WITH NO MONSTERS AND LAFF THERE IS SAFE PLACE!
KING MUST PAY MONSTER FOR BEATING COMMENERS FOR EYES BLEED WHEN READ SHIT OF MONSTER!
HATE MONSTER! LOVE LESBIAN COUPLE OF LOVE!
SCISSORS TIME!
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Good morning :)
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
MONSTER SUCK TIMES AGAIN WOW!
FIND CAVE WITH NO MONSTERS AND LAFF THERE IS SAFE PLACE!
KING MUST PAY MONSTER FOR BEATING COMMENERS FOR EYES BLEED WHEN READ SHIT OF MONSTER!
HATE MONSTER! LOVE LESBIAN COUPLE OF LOVE!
SCISSORS TIME!
Submitted by xxyxz on May 14, 2008 - 12:49pm.
where is lolo?
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Under the alias of FuckingLovesAngelina, I wonder...
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 12:47pm.
LCT..oooh gross, Those brown shorts.. They were totally white before he had that chinese food. I think I'll just catch him next time around.. Yeah, that's the ticket!!
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Don't worry, they're not brown because of poo. Unless he smells like poo when you get close. In which case, they are. Hoping not though.
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where is lolo?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
I think Cydney looks like that nag Camille Parker-Bowles.
LCT..oooh gross, Those brown shorts.. They were totally white before he had that chinese food. I think I'll just catch him next time around.. Yeah, that's the ticket!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
In honor of Jodie, I am going to speak in "Nell" for the rest of the day. Love her, and that movie.
Chicka, chicka, chickabee.
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But then again, what do I know?
**kicking fucking spammers**
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Wow. Well, I wouldn't worry about Jodie, legal wrangling or no legal wrangling. She's Jodie Foster - she can probably get any woman she wants. I'm sure this'll be on celebrityprayerlist.com
MrsK, you quoted my GODDESS.
Fiona is the SHIT.
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Waiting on porn delivery. Should I flash er, a flag down the UPS or FedEX guy to get this said porn..
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UPS guy IS your porn my dear. That's how much I care. Don't worry, he's hot and clean. 'Cept for the brown shorts. Teehee.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 12:26pm.
What up, My main Squeeze LCTalina.. LOL.. I'm chilling w/ no bossy today! Fuck yeah. Let the Pill cocktails OVER FLOW!!
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Sweet apple pie! I'm going to send you porn today
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Waiting on porn delivery. Should I flash er, a flag down the UPS or FedEX guy to get this said porn..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Here's a big fat HAAAAAPPPYY HUMPDAY to everyone.
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
T.V you don't want to know
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Go Spurs!