Wednesday, May 14th 2008

Thumb Dick

This is a Playstation 3 ad made by TBWA in Austria. This shit is not funny! You should not fuck around with peen like that! Just no. The ad replaces a hot dude's dick with a thumb. A thumb dick! I've heard of pencil dick, but thumb dick? That's a new one. The NSFW version is after the jump. JUMP!!!

Source: Gizmodo

Posted by: Michael K


Rishkin's picture

Thumbs up for Playstation 3

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Submitted by yepyepyep on May 14, 2008 - 10:15am.
Your Mom Ate th..
what does it mean?

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Well, let me put it this way: On my bf's bass case is a sticker that says, "I traded my girlfriend for a Play Station."
When I first saw the sticker I told him that if he traded me for a play station he might as well use his dick as a thumb.

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Well I can see why his face is hidden. Who would want to be the guy famous for this ad??
I've encountered a couple of guys with two inch dicks. What the hell do those guys do? It must be awful, I guess.

Zmaji of HauteBlogXOXO's picture

Yep, You're right, the dude in the ad is bigger than Danny Bonaduce......shrinkage sux

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Just Wondering's picture

Ugh !! I just figured out whether the "hot slut of the day" had balls now I got this to wonder upon. Why is his penis a thumb and what exactly are they advertising ? I don't need more caffeine, I need a good stiff drink or maybe a good stiff penis after seeing this guys abs. sigh....

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christine the hoff's picture

soapboxhero, your avvie is my favorite character in that movie.
I've dated him too, btw, more than once, sadly.

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yepyepyep's picture

Your Mom Ate th..
what does it mean?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Zmaji of HauteBlogXOXO's picture

does this mean X-Box is gonna have a dude with ballz the size of raisins?

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The C Word:

thank you for my first out loud cackle of the day!

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 14, 2008 - 11:10am.
I'd let him go downtown...but that's about it.

LMAO! You wouldn't challenge him to a thumb war?

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw hisprofile on millionaire&celeb datingsite "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

@The C Word -- LOL! that's gold, lady. Gold!

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M.E.'s picture

Oh, that poor man. New meaning to the phrase "pencil dick".

*shakes head*

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

As a chick with a bf who loves video games, I know exactly what it means.

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 14, 2008 - 11:11am.
I'll bet his girlfriend's depressed.
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Nah, she's got an Xbox.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

This puts the guy I used to work with that had a big toe for a thumb to shame.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Is it a subliminal way of saying that playing Playstation is as thrilling as if it were your dick on the control switch instead of your thumb?
Dunno, I've never played a video game. But I did date a guy with a dick like that.
I don't miss him.

madam s.'s picture

I pray for the local police that he doesn't get arrested and they have to fingerprint him.

yepyepyep's picture

Maybe they think that teens wont think about sex as much if they had a play station, and you know grow up fat and nerdy in mom's basement? if not that what else could this advertisement mean?

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

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Submitted by Zmaji of HauteB... on May 14, 2008 - 11:09am.

Submitted by Morbidosity on May 14, 2008 - 10:08am.
This guy should always make it a point to stand next to Danny Bonadouche, Danny would make him look like John Holmes.
A teeny tiny weeney is a very sad thing.

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Ummmm, when did you see Danny's little Cack....did he do nudity?

Right Here: http://perezhilton.com/?p=7844#more-7844

Sorry its from "that" site.

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I don't think that would do anything good inside of a woman's love hole....it would just poke around and cause puncture wounds and internal bleedage....

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madam s.'s picture

WHAT? I guess you'd want to switch to an XBOX if this starts to happen...

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

I'll bet his girlfriend's depressed.

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soapboxhero's picture

I think I dated this guy.

LOVE ANGELINA's picture

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Wow, that is clever marketing. Not. What the hell is that supposed to mean???

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Two Drink Min's picture

I'd let him go downtown...but that's about it.

Zmaji of HauteBlogXOXO's picture

Submitted by Morbidosity on May 14, 2008 - 10:08am.
This guy should always make it a point to stand next to Danny Bonadouche, Danny would make him look like John Holmes.
A teeny tiny weeney is a very sad thing.

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Ummmm, when did you see Danny's little Cack....did he do nudity?

http://hauteblogxoxo.wordpress.com

Patricia Morgan's picture

If I were doing sex with a guy and he pulled that out, I would definitley tell him to put his clothes on and go.

The C word's picture

Must be circumcised, I don’t see a hangnail.

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Morbidosity's picture

This guy should always make it a point to stand next to Danny Bonadouche, Danny would make him look like John Holmes.
A teeny tiny weeney is a very sad thing.

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Zmaji of HauteBlogXOXO's picture

Noooo, I really think this is a bonifide malnourished cack......Zinc deficiency is a mother!

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I've been horny for days, but that just killed it for me.
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britlitgal's picture

What...? Europe is weird.