Wednesday, May 14th 2008

One-Sided Love

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were caught kissing backstage at one of his concerts in Orlando last night. A source told People that Jenny was backstage during the show and John came back to kiss her before his encore of "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty. Free Fallin?! Cue band! "And I'm free, free fallin, yeaaaaah I'm freee..." I don't ever want to hear John sing that shit.

OK! claims that this is more of a casual thing for John. A friend said that John just can't stay faithful. The source said, “John says that Jen and he have a physical connection as deep as their spiritual one. But he also said he’s categorizing this as a summer fling for now.

DUH! Jen is already picking out her wedding invitation paper. She's also turning her home office into a nursery. Shit, she probably already bought their side-by-side burial plots. Mayer, just lie to her. Lie to her!

Below are some pics of Jenny and Johnny leaving Miami for Orlando a few days ago. Johnny is handling her dog. You know what that means! Yeah, it just means he's handling her dog.

Posted by: Michael K


Rishkin's picture

Haha, couldn't they crop out that woman in the back round with the green triangle.

Two Drink Min's picture

Why does everyone say she can't keep a man???
Maybe she doesn't want to. Nothing wrong with that. After my divorce I dated several people at time, none of them seriously. If I had paps chasing me all around I guess the same conclusion would be made?!?!?

I didn't want to settle again. Could be a choice you know.

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original putas on May 14, 2008 - 11:02am.
Maybe she cant keep a man because she chooses the wrong men all the time. This one is a gay womanizer, the other one was a junkie. Better choices Jen, better choices.
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I rarely agree with your comments O.P. but I must agree with you on this one!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 10:56am.
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You're right, I don't think she is clingy. She isn't running around saying she loves him and they are getting married.

Confused about the dress though...is she taking style tips from Jolie?

original putas's picture

Maybe she cant keep a man because she chooses the wrong men all the time. This one is a gay womanizer, the other one was a junkie. Better choices Jen, better choices.

LOVE ANGELINA's picture

I think they're serious, now. There is a picture of her with John and her dog Norman. I think John hanging out with her dog Norman is the equivalent of meeting the parents. I am sooooo happy for her. I just wish her fans could get excited for her. John Mayer makes crappy music but the guy is hilarious and two funny people work well together.

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maDalice's picture

Poor spinster, can't keep a man, so pathetic, I feel sorry for her, etc.

madam s.'s picture

She's loves the cheatin' kind, apparently.

And parissucks... I totally agree. I'm not into her, but please. She seems perfectly lovely, independent, and successful. I will never understand how the tabloids spun her into the ongoing story-line they did just because she had a husband that cheated and then she divorced him.

Morbidosity's picture

Meanwhile you gotta feel for the person in the background. Forever having their crotch lingering above Mayerston in this picture.

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The C word's picture

I'm more interested in that dog - whatta sweet face!

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missy's picture

My level of interest in these two is ZERO
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joanne's picture

They need to go away. She goods great and I hope she goes back to being shy.

Morbidosity's picture

Poor Poor Jen Jen, she just cant keep a man. Oh well.. theres always Courteney.

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by parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 10:56am.
I am no Jenaloonie, but I really hate how the tabloids portray her as some pathetic cling-on,
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I am no Jenaloonie, but I really hate how the tabloids portray her as some pathetic cling-on, when so many women would trade places withe her in a Heartbeat. Myself included.
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