Posh Beckham told The Sun that straight dudes no longer want her puny ass. She said only dudes with an appetite for dick like her.

Posh said, “All the men that like me are gay. It’s true. I have a really strong gaydar. I do love gay men though.

That explains why Tommy Girl gets wet for her. Posh's "strong gaydar" probably sends her into seizures whenever TG enters the room. Off the charts.

Here's Posh wearing a napkin from the Oahu Marriott yesterday in London.

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gmrjr59's picture

I love Victoria... she is yummy. I want to do her so bad. Perfect tits, ass, and when she does smile she gives me a hard on. I know it is not popular but I want her.

I love Posh! Always have and always will. She is perfect. Yup I am a gay man so she is totally right. LOL Plus I would totally be her friend and get to hang out with Becks as a bonus!

Green Acres's picture

AMAZING outfit! I am so-o-o jellis!
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Clio's picture

I never like designer bags, but hers is great. Don't wanna know the cost, though.

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letinstar's picture

wait...is posh saying becks is gay or that he's not into her?
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*cough* bobblehead *cough*

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joanne's picture

I like Posh. She reminds me of the movie mannequin.

bambam's picture

somebody's already said it so i will agree; gay men love her because she looks like a twink. they can wear the same outfits.

oklahoma's picture

Wow, she's copying a line from Tori Spelling w/ this shit. That's all that Tori says, "Gays love me" or some shit like that!!

But I love both Tori & Posh.. So I guess I really don't care what they spew..

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Parissucks ~ Stock BrokerLINA is taking a nap.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 8:11am.
It's Wednesday.....I guess Posh will be missing her appt today, huh

It was Friday last week. I think Posh spends her life flying back and forth across the Atlantic. Oh, and not eating. Bye (gotta study).

feckless's picture

In the third thumb she looks like a mannequin.

parissucksliterally's picture

StockBroker:

you dropped your "alina".....hehehehhe

I love Posh's outfit, but then again, most of the time I do.

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KDRACO ~ hi honey bunny!

On Topic: Posh is still a sea hag. Throw her overboard to the sharks.

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Stock Broker on May 14, 2008 - 11:32am.
Sea Hag.
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hi hun.....
have you 'seen' your 'fan' lol
Check out the Charlize Theron thread

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Sea Hag.

christine the hoff's picture

I love everything about her outfit.
someone kill me, please.

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It's Wednesday.....I guess Posh will be missing her appt today, huh Sheeps? No pap teasing for you and your friends.....hehehehhe
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KD's picture

Of course straight men don't like her! What's there to like?

LA- plastic surgeons actually list her as having the worst boob job. They are too far apart, among other issues.

indiesr's picture

She's just making it known now, so when David "come out" everyone is not surprised. :)

Zmaji of HauteBlogXOXO's picture

tee hee, she really does has' a snout....Ooo, I bet she taste like fine Christmas ham, let's roast her on a spit....

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suze's picture

I'm stunned - absolutely everything about this women is ridiculous - her snout, her unflattering hair, the obscenely unnatural tits, the skeletal frame, the horrendous fashion sense and the fugly assed shoes.

And now - the pearls of absolute fucking wisdom that come from her sour assed pursed lips.

Congrats Posh - you're an all round champ.

(And yes, I think she just outed her husband)

I'm bored with you now.

yiooooooo's picture

the reason gay man love her is because they love trannys , is so funny that she tries so bad to be a fashionista and the only thing she does is follow the trends

Zmaji of HauteBlogXOXO's picture

Yep, Louboutin's....Damn that rich whore and her dislike of my Omaha Steaks

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Rishkin's picture

Ooooo, those shoes, Ewwww, that nose.

Fix your nose please.

kdracofan's picture

Her shoes ARE hot.
Are those Christian Louboutin's?

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Submitted by Zmaji of HauteB... on May 14, 2008 - 9:50am.
I wanna win those Omaha Steaks from Regis & Kelly, hunt her down and force feed her till she pukes..

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Submitted by madam s. on May 14, 2008 - 9:51am.
Did she just out her husband?

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Zmaji of HauteBlogXOXO's picture

Yes, I think she did just call her hubby a "TURD TICKLER"

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madam s.'s picture

Did she just out her husband?

Zmaji of HauteBlogXOXO's picture

I wanna win those Omaha Steaks from Regis & Kelly, hunt her down and force feed her till she pukes..

http://hauteblogxoxo.wordpress.com

ChubbyWubby's picture

Maybe it's because she is FUG!!!

I'm straight and she is REPULSIVE!!!

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Vicky always looks chic and stylish. Her boobs look great.

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Oh and the BF thinks she's fug. He said she has a wonky face and needs to eat a fucking burger...true.

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For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

Zmaji of HauteBlogXOXO's picture

Geev meh dee shoozz, I wunts dee shoozz!!

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I love her. Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site/.

Zmaji of HauteBlogXOXO's picture

I love Stick Figure Spice....I bet penetrating her is like screwin a picket fence...

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Miss Priss's picture

Most of the time I dislike the clothes this woman wears...but she'a ALWAYS on point with her shoes and purses.

I want her fucking shoes. NOW and that purse!
I want itttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!

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For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

Hotmami's picture

I like this outfit. Not as stripper ready as some of her other ensembles.

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islandgirl's picture

I would shank someone for those shoes.

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kdracofan's picture

I am a fag-hag too! and proud of it.

TobyDog's picture

Well that explains her marriage to David "minnie mouse" Beckham

Life's a b!tch and so am I.

ab's picture

"wearing a napkin from the Oahu Marriott"

hilarious!

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