Wednesday, May 14th 2008

TOXIC

Ladies and hobags, you are witnessing a new deadly and toxic super disease being born. You should feel grateful that you are watching history in the making. Unfortunately, this new super skank disease will take us all out within the next 72 hours. Oh well! It was swell knowing you.

Seriously, Wino needs to step off my Dreamboat! She can't give him what I can. Actually, she can give him a snatch full of crack. She wins. I can't compete with that shit.

This image can also be used for D.A.R.E.'s summer ad campaign. No words are necessary. This picture is enough to make junkies flee to their nearest methadone clinic.

Wino and Dreamy shared a kiss of mass destruction outside of her house last night. We're doomed.

Posted by: Michael K


Richard Strangdog's picture

Siggggh, she's been wearing them filthy ass shorts for two weeks now. Love the stains on the cuff, just completes the $5 street ho look. Being a former smoker, I know one's olfactory is affected, but COME THE HELL ON!!! I can smell them from my monitor. Wash them things, Winehouse.... I'm including the rest of you, too, girlfriend!

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jussayin's picture

Wonder Twin Powers*Activate!

form of...a complete set of teeth! if you remove all their rotted ones....

ok..so maybe not "complete"
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jussayin's picture

I wouldn't call that kissing, more like licking the crack residue off each other's upper lips.

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walker's picture

Yucky. But they look like really good friends.

letinstar's picture

this would have been a ample time to grab a hose, a scrubbing brush, some comet and bleach and clean up this mess...
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Capitanne's picture

Will both survive the weekend? That is the question. Hopefully their central nervous systems are in the process of shutting down so that wenever have to see another revolting picture of either one again.

Aubrey04's picture

I see that Amy is still cutting herself. How sad is that? Her arms are a mess.. and how often does Pete shower? He used to be so cute and he is so gross now. He looks like he NEVER showers ever. They both need to be sent through a carwash and deep cleaned, then have an IV of antibiotics administered for a long time span, then they need a strong colon cleanse......... then NO more drugs. I think I might show this to my 12 year old nephew to scare him away from doing drugs in the future!

No More Drugs, Wino & Petey

Devore's picture

*smh*

talent or no talent.

these photos make me ill.

these two look as if they are INFESTED with mites, bugs and germs and just filthy,grease.

YUCK?.

jump up jump up and get down's picture

sad. she thought he was going to kiss her mouth.

FuckingLoveAngelina's picture

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 14, 2008 - 1:12pm.
FLA - More like an epidemic baby!

in my village we put helmets of metal on germ maker faces and say HAW! No KISS OR FOOD FOR YOU GERM MAKERS!

locks in towers have to grow hive out and crack man clime up and forget why to save crack woman they take nap and get stuck in tower!

YOU NO! I SEY! HAW HAW!

Viva Mexico's picture

whoa!!! i have to say that i, for one, am glad. i think they are perfect for each other.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

FLA - More like an epidemic baby!

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FuckingLoveAngelina's picture

make germ baby in mouths when kiss!!!!!!!!

Stoney's picture

Submitted by LASHONCARTER on May 14, 2008 - 11:24am.

What are you, some kind of 'tard?
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Send these two to Iraq, where their toxic public display of affection will act like a WMD. War is over!

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Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 12:35pm.
LCT. LIke on Austin Powers, where he pick of those head scabs and eats them. *flushes puke* Yes, if the sore is itchy, and hardened then it must come off. Then I try to reach my tongue to it.. *strains tongue* LOL.. j/k.. That was gross.
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Mmm, dat von goesh in de shcab boksh.

I wonder if you licked a scab enough if it would just turn into an oatmeal like substance?

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oklahoma's picture

LCT. LIke on Austin Powers, where he pick of those head scabs and eats them. *flushes puke* Yes, if the sore is itchy, and hardened then it must come off. Then I try to reach my tongue to it.. *strains tongue* LOL.. j/k.. That was gross.

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Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 12:29pm.
LCT.. crap, I'm a scab picker too..It just feels sooo good! *digs out mole* BUT I don't eat them, so I think that makes me ok.. right, well does it??
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Digs out mole?? Hahahahahaa oh my God that was so gross I LOVE it. I like picking scabs too, as long as they're already about to fall off. Not a fan of bleeding scabs.

Yes, it's ok if you don't eat them. I can't BEELEEEEVE some kids actually do. *Puke*

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oklahoma's picture

LCT.. crap, I'm a scab picker too..It just feels sooo good! *digs out mole* BUT I don't eat them, so I think that makes me ok.. right, well does it??

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 14, 2008 - 12:26pm.
LovesCarrot... WORD. :)
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EH?

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Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Are those scratches EVER going to heal on her arm, or does she just keep making them over and over..
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Do crack wounds ever really go away? What's gross is you KNOW that when she's on crack she's definitely a scab-picker.

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islandgirl's picture

LovesCarrot... WORD. :)

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 14, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by LASHONCARTER on May 14, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Why are you always yelling? Sheesh.
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It's funny... people think writing in caps makes their statements more obvious when really it just makes people subconsciously totally gloss right over them.

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oklahoma's picture

Are those scratches EVER going to heal on her arm, or does she just keep making them over and over..

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

LASHONCARTER's picture

I'M NOT YELLING I JUST LIKE BIGS THINGS IF U CANT TAKE IT TO BAD

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Sweetas on May 14, 2008 - 11:58am.
What a lovely couple. I hear they met at the millionaire dating site crackbrefdirtyneedlesandunwashedass.com I wonder if they're looking for love? Maybe it's in Pete's shoe.
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Submitted by Sweetas on May 14, 2008 - 10:58am.
What a lovely couple. I hear they met at the millionaire dating site crackbrefdirtyneedlesandunwashedass.com I wonder if they're looking for love? Maybe it's in Pete's shoe.

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Actually, I hear the love is in their veins.

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Submitted by LASHONCARTER on May 14, 2008 - 12:13pm.
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Why are you always yelling? Sheesh.

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LASHONCARTER's picture

I'M SCARED THE GONE MAKE THE SUPER PWERD STD THAT WILL BE FUCKING AIR BORN ITS THE OF THE WORLD
DAME AND I STILL HAVENT FUCKED NICK CARTER

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Sweetas's picture

What a lovely couple. I hear they met at the millionaire dating site crackbrefdirtyneedlesandunwashedass.com I wonder if they're looking for love? Maybe it's in Pete's shoe.

The fucking toxins these two could make would make Captain Trips look like the sniffles.

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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.

BrownHankyWithWhiteStripes's picture

That last pic is so tragically poetic. It's breathtaking. And why is he holding that shoe? The picture says yet asks so much.
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this made my fucking day. so much dirtyness in one picture, how my computer didn't explode when i opened this up, is beyond my brain.

liannef's picture

WTF??!! Why is he holding a shoe...crackhead LOL

Aysun's picture

This is the fantasy that I've been dreaming of. The moment I saw these pics, I had an orgasm.

MDW's picture

This is a photo shoot, right?

Poor Amy. Acturally she is a talented girl. . Her blog and photos were found at milllionairedating site ---"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"---- last week. It seems she is divorcing now.

Mopa's picture

I know I'm usually long-winded, but all I have to say after seeing this is....

I'm scared!

I honestly don't think I can come back to dlisted today, or at least until these pics and post move off the first page. I'll miss you.

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D.R.'s picture

This could open a rift in time and space and destroy us all.

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DrSmileX's picture

The kiss that was felt around the world.....

"I wish I could be more like you Cuddles, always optimistic. When I look into my future all I see is a long, dark highway, filled with endless tollbooths and no exits."

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Submitted by Rishkin on May 14, 2008 - 10:48am.

Haha, Carrot,

Sorta like, mixing ammonia and bleach together.
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But that's kind of a clean smell.. I was thinking more old garbage and unwashed BO crotch smell.

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M.E.'s picture

I need to schedule a round of vaccinations after looking at this mess.

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Submitted by madam s. on May 14, 2008 - 9:46am.

And Sheeps... You're ASSUMING they're not sober. They could just be "high on life". Like they just did some wheatgrass shots with a nice macrobiotic, organic lunch after some pilates and a brisk jog, and now they feel all whacked out and giddy.

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umm, yeahhhh, possssssibly....

BWAAHAHAHAHAAA!
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Submitted by kaye88 on May 14, 2008 - 10:36am.
Is it just me, or do the two of them look like they need a bath?
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Are you kidding? They need to be brought to the zoo and hosed down with the elephants!!! LOL

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 - 10:36am.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 14, 2008 - 10:33am.
Ewwww! could you imagine the amount of bad breath right there. Yucko!
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Would bad breath cancel out bad breath? If both of them had bad breath would they notice they each had bad breath? Or would it be like the colliding spells in Sleeping Beauty where, when they meet, it turns into one giant mess of gross and it's all over?

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Haha, Carrot,

Sorta like, mixing ammonia and bleach together.

madam s.'s picture

God, I love these supermodels. Seriously, I could look at photos of them all day long. The last thumbnail is my favorite... it looks like they're going to hurl over one another's shoulders.

And Sheeps... You're ASSUMING they're not sober. They could just be "high on life". Like they just did some wheatgrass shots with a nice macrobiotic, organic lunch after some pilates and a brisk jog, and now they feel all whacked out and giddy.

mikki's picture

I have to type my comment quickly because these pics are causing my monitor to melt...

Why is he holding a boot? Perhaps the smell from the boot hides the rank BO coming from these two.

jackie's picture

that would be the ugliest crack baby ever in the history of life.

islandgirl's picture

Sheeps, I'd say Astile is a cheeky monkey. Or an artful dodger, if you will. :)

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

...and they both kiss with their eyes open.