Morning Wood

oh my god. they just need to leave it alone it was on for 10 years and its definitely not getting any better...some things just need to be left alone.

*gasp*...there's a black person in "90210"...

brooke hogan is as stupid as i expected...

maybe the real reason oprah reality show got cancelled because there may be truth in story about this show being someone else's idea...

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I think Shia LaBeouf is funny, he came a long way from Even Stevens. He was pretty funny on SNL but I think that show either needs to get all new writers or just pack it in because it's getting way too stupid. Especially those digital shorts, I hate Andy Samberg. I also think James McAvoy was awesome in Last King of Scotland. I looked at him totally different after that movie, he's pretty hot. I just watched a movie yesterday, Starter For 10, that he was in and it was pretty funny. It's on HBO on demand if you have comcast.

Oprah is out of touch. Her show is boring.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."

Oscar Wilde

Shia's a doll but sometimes I wish he would talk less.

So...how long until Oprah starts yapping on her daytime show about the cancellation of her crappy reality show.

90210 ~ FAILURE written all over it.

Enough of this 90210 crap. TV really needs some writers, or something.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 14, 2008 - 7:21am.

He has a new one out.

On Chesil Beach

Utterly fantastic.

Seeing Jessica Walter in that photograph breaks my heart just a little. Much of the Arrested Development cast have been involved in some unsuccessful crap since the demise of that great show.

Mike, I will defo give the book a read :) I usually ruin films by reading the book first so hopefully doing it this way will work out better

i knew diddy and cassie were gettin it on.

Submitted by EvilShoe on May 14, 2008 - 7:42am.

heeheehee. I know! I always check out Keira Knightley's master bedroom whenever I break into her house.

lol sheeps, nope no shrine or stalking here but I sure do check the Walgreens aisle throughly when I'm in one!

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 14, 2008 - 7:21am.
Antonement the book broke my heart. I have no desire to see the movie.

Ohhh, the movie was very good, too, but didn't track the book toward the end. Def worth a rent.

Hey now !! You got a black kid but no hispanic kids !!! am calling my local La leche chapter !!!!!!!

Submitted by EvilShoe on May 14, 2008 - 7:34am.

You'd hit that?? (Kidding.) Seriously, as long as you don't have a shrine, or stalk him, you're fine.

A bashful LaBeouf went back to his hotel and realized he’d forgotten to buy the smokes. The actor says he returned to Walgreen’s wearing different clothes: “I’m going, `Well, now the guy saw me, now what am I gonna do?’ So I do an outfit change.”

LaBeouf said the security guard noticed and said, “Hey, nice outfit,” to which he retorted: “Yeah, nice outfit to you, too.”

LaBeouf said he accidentally backed into the candy aisle, but tried to play it off like he did it on purpose. “So I grabbed these gummy bears, and I’m like, `yeah, THESE,’” he recalled.
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LMAO! I read that yesterday. He's funny, I'd hit it, but you all know that! :p

Submitted by Aerialgreen on May 14, 2008 - 10:30am.
A black dude in 90210? where? WB is so good on how they address the color barrier head-on, that is impossible to look for a specific race, but one can't help but notice the conspicuous lack of anyone Asian, nerd or in a wheel-chair. Let's get progressive, guys. [/sarcasm]
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Keep in mind, it IS 90210. Thinking back on the show I don't remember any main character being anything but white other than Andrea's husband.

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A black dude in 90210? where? WB is so good on how they address the color barrier head-on, that is impossible to look for a specific race, but one can't help but notice the conspicuous lack of anyone Asian, nerd or in a wheel-chair. Let's get progressive, guys. [/sarcasm]

Goes without saying that Brooke Hogan needs someone to kick her in the balls to make her shutty.

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

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Submitted by skinny fat on May 14, 2008 - 9:19am.
I can't decide which family is trashier - The Hogans or The Hohans. Frankly, I'd like to see them all fall off the face of the earth.

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seriously. I think the scales are tipped towards the Hogans, but its a close call.
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Antonement the book broke my heart. I have no desire to see the movie.

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I love how out of place Aunt Becky looks.

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I can't decide which family is trashier - The Hogans or The Hohans. Frankly, I'd like to see them all fall off the face of the earth.

Submitted by Fifi La Rue on May 14, 2008 - 10:10am.

You need to read the book. (As usual) the movie is but a shadow of the book.

The whole 90210 cast is fug.
'Lucille' is the only one saving them.

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Hola,Missy! VB is fierce biotch.

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Hi Hotmami!! Hi everyone !! ♥♥

ONT: I dont know why, but I always find myself liking Vicki B... seems way more down to earth than you'd expect

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ITA Hotmami, JM was heart wrenchingly fabulous in Atonement. I was so lost in that film, I loved it!!

LOL. Lala that bugs me too. I never watched the original, doubt I would watch this shit.

James McAvoy is a doll, breaks my heart he is married. He is soooo cute, looking forward to seeing him in his next movie...he was amazing in Atonement.

Wow, Shia has some brass balls blaming a zit for his ass being drunk in a Wal-Greens. I still adore him and he was funny as hell on SNL, this past Saturday.

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Tu le gardes satisfaisant
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Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

Brooke needs to STFU. Who goes to court in a minidress with cutout shoulders? Their entire family grosses me out-Hulk and his soon to be ex enable both Nick AND Brooke to be whiny, pain in the ass idiots. I was shocked when he received any jail time-he deserved more for being an asshat.

Whatever, Posh. We all know what a "lady" Julia Roberts can be. She deserves a kick in her ginormous mouth for being such a cheating, pretentious bitch.

Yay, Oprah got canceled. There is a God!

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God be with you, dumbass.

oh yeah, when they showed a preview for wanted before the movie when i saw tyler perry's meet the browns, as soon as it was over i naturally let out a HUGE BELCH and the whole theatre started lol'ing. shows what everyone thinks of that movie.

what an important piece of film art to just need to make instead of taking care of your brood, angie!

90210 will rock. crazy bitch eden from nip/tuck, crazy bitch d'arcy from degrassi, aunt becky.... fuuuck!

Shia

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

James McAvoy is sooooo hot,and he broke my heart in Atonement.I will be seeing Wanted.I figure I can salivate over James and the hubby can drool over Angie.

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90210 cast - I think the studios use the same body shots for all their 'teen-centric' shows, they just interchange the heads.
That said, Lori Loughlin looks great.

Brooke Hogan needs to shut the hell up and sit down - As the young people say (or used to), "Well, duh!"

Oprah is going to have a whole show dedicated to blaming others for her reality show's demise, how it has affected her, and how much we can donate to lessen the pain.

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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008

james mcavoy is the fucking hotness.

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

Shows KILL me putting that "one black" person in the cast...

I mean...

Why bother???

I love James, but I don't think I will be spending my hard earned $12 to 'Wanted'.

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Um, I'd be scared too if I had to meet Ms.Baboon's ass mouth and I was Ms.Piggy nose. Piggies hate baboons. They're the monkey's crazy cousin

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

James McAvoy rocks!! He was fantastic in The Last King of Scotland.

Brooke Hogan really needs to shut it already. And stop dressing like a Tranny Hooker who shops at Frederick's of Hollywood.

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 14, 2008 - 6:55am.
"messed up on the special magic sauce."

heeheehee. That's not even a euphemism; it's just dumb. *making note to buy red sauce after work*

Shia is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionairedatingsite "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

wheres the "MILF"
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Did they take this picture at the WalMart photo studio by my house? Cause,damn, that shit is cheap-looking.

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Hahaha at the Shia story. The next time I'm pissy-eyed drunk, I'm going to call it "messed up on the special magic sauce." Because I am a lay-dee.

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