ANOTHER Marlo Brando Love Child
I thought I'd use an older picture of Marlo Brando. It's a little softer on the eyeballs than recent pictures of his ass. It's early. Page Six reports that another person has come forward claiming to be Marlo Brando's love child. 30-year-old Rachel Anjel Brando said Marlo knocked up her Polynesian mom. Rachel said she was sent to boarding school at the age of 3, because Marlo wanted to hide her.
She said, "I understand my father wanted me far from the US for fear of someone finding out he once again had a child out of wedlock. I was a bastard, fruit of a short-lived story between my mother and my father. For her it was the big love of her life, for him, just another girl he wanted to seduce amongst so many others." Rachel made the claims on a website for the Marlo Brando Association which works with a charity group she's the President of.
The executor of Marlo's estate said she's full of dog poo. He said, "I have no idea who she is or what she's doing. I'm just afraid she's using the name to raise money."
I think we should come forward as Marlo Brando's love children too. It's possible. The man got around. We could get a little piece of that Superman II money. You know, because it made sooo much money.
Oh... and one other thing,
BRando was hotter than anyone alive ever. Except now. But he is forgiven, because JEBUS lookit that MAN.
L♥VE,
PCA
"Michael K does not like when Lily Allen refers to herself in the third person. This makes Michael K cry." - MK 04/15/08
"May 14, 2008 - I think Marlon Brando is M.K.'s dad." - Stock Broker
Submitted by Stock Broker on May 14, 2008 - 10:37am.
I think Marlon Brando is M.K.'s dad.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am putting this in my siggie!
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L♥VE,
PCA
"Michael K does not like when Lily Allen refers to herself in the third person. This makes Michael K cry." - MK 04/15/08
Boy was he hot in his day. They just don't make them like that any more :-(.
Mmmm... yeah, "On The Waterfront" and "Streetcar Named Desire"-era Marlon was hot as hell. Hotter than anything Hollywood's dishing out today. Him, and "The King & I"-era Yul Brynner are my "if they never grew old and gross and died" fantasy mens. Yeah... I'm a dork.
It's "Marlon!" "Marlon!"
Where didn't he shoot his sperm?!
was marlon married to any of his kids mothers? he seems like he slung his penis out there so why would be be ashamed of a love child...
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I don't doubt it since he fucked anything that moved. He fucked chickens and while coming chopped their heads off for a better orgasm (self-admitted). He possibly molested his own daughter who committed suicide. It all started with his own mom fucking him. That's how he got all twisted in the first place.
Like Brando ever cared what public opinion of him was, so I certainly DOUBT, that he was keeping her tucked away at a boarding school to hide the shame of a child out of wedlock. Give me a break!
MarloN Brando. Marlon. Marlon. Marlon.
DAME HE WAS SEXY
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 14, 2008 - 11:38am.
I'm not sure if Pierce Brosnan is a big slut like Nicholson, though. He is one hot piece of man. I saw him in person at the "Rules of Attraction" junket with Julianne Moore and he had some facial hair goin on, but still very handsome.
I couldn't have sex with Sean Connery. I'd keep laughing because I wouldn't be able to stop picturing him on the "Jeopardy" skit on SNL saying, "I don't know the anshwer, Alixsh, but your mother'sh a whore!"
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You're right, I'm sure the Brosnan hotness is as faithful to his wife as the day is long (GDI!!). He was so effing sexy in Rules of Attraction I almost panty-creamed enough to make a pie.
"I'll take.. the PENIS MIGHTIER." You KNOW that's what would be on rewind in your brain while having sexy times with Connery.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 - 10:33am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 14, 2008 - 11:16am.
Well, if pepaw sexytimes doesn't make you yak, I hear Jack Nicholson's still going strong.
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*Pukes*
I think Pierce Brosnan is at the very oldest of my pepaw screwing spectrum, with the ONLY EXCEPTION being Sean Connery. Bond men are sexy.
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I'm not sure if Pierce Brosnan is a big slut like Nicholson, though. He is one hot piece of man. I saw him in person at the "Rules of Attraction" junket with Julianne Moore and he had some facial hair goin on, but still very handsome.
I couldn't have sex with Sean Connery. I'd keep laughing because I wouldn't be able to stop picturing him on the "Jeopardy" skit on SNL saying, "I don't know the anshwer, Alixsh, but your mother'sh a whore!"
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
I think Marlon Brando is M.K.'s dad.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 14, 2008 - 11:16am.
Well, if pepaw sexytimes doesn't make you yak, I hear Jack Nicholson's still going strong.
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*Pukes*
I think Pierce Brosnan is at the very oldest of my pepaw screwing spectrum, with the ONLY EXCEPTION being Sean Connery. Bond men are sexy.
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
He sure was a sexy hunk o' love back in the day.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 - 10:08am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 14, 2008 - 10:39am.
A plethora. He was a huge slut.
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Well shit. Why do all the love-child makers have to be so GD old or dead?? I would so have cashed in on that.
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Well, if pepaw sexytimes doesn't make you yak, I hear Jack Nicholson's still going strong.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 14, 2008 - 10:39am.
A plethora. He was a huge slut.
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Well shit. Why do all the love-child makers have to be so GD old or dead?? I would so have cashed in on that.
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
Marlon loved him some Polynesian poontang.
I would only have jumped his bones during his "On the Waterfront" period. He seriously creeped me out during his "Apocalypse Now" period.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
I love how the spammers don't even check to see if the person is DEAD.
Anyway, "I thought I'd use an older picture of Marlo Brando. It's a little softer on the eyeballs than recent pictures of his ass. It's early"
Awwww, MK that was nice of you!
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 - 9:36am.
Submitted by original putas on May 14, 2008 - 10:33am.
He never hid any of the other ones, so why should he hide her? Shes talking out of her ass.
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How many did he have??
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A plethora. He was a huge slut.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
Submitted by original putas on May 14, 2008 - 10:33am.
He never hid any of the other ones, so why should he hide her? Shes talking out of her ass.
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How many did he have??
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
He never hid any of the other ones, so why should he hide her? Shes talking out of her ass.
He was hot!
Brando...BRILLIANT actor and HOT HOT HOT before he got FAT FAT FAT.
That would be "Marlon Brando"...not "Marlo."
Any how.....he was a hottie back in the day!
And may I just add - he was DAMN fine! I would surely bang him and bear his love child even if he would never acknowledge it.
GD he was hot. Like a much manlier version of Paul whathispickle... Paulllll..... can't remember his last name! You know, the salad dressing guy. Paul Newman. That's it.
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
He was such a hot bitch.
Yes, yes it's Marlon with an 'n', but MK is allowed to be wrong because he's such a hot slut!
Like Brando would have cared about whether the child was illegitimate?? He had Christian with the maid, for crying out loud, and he fought dirty to get custody. If this kid got sent to boarding school it's because her mother didn't want her.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on May 14, 2008 - 9:51am.
I know that I'm still somewhat of a 'noob' on this site, but is there some reason that MK refers to Marlon as Marlo?
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Thanks "GIG" - I thought so but his repeated use of it made me wonder...!
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Damn Marlon was a hottie!
"Marlon"?
Submitted by The C word on May 14, 2008 - 8:42am.
I know that I'm still somewhat of a 'noob' on this site, but is there some reason that MK refers to Marlon as Marlo?
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Prolly just a typo. MK don't do no proofreadin' y'all!
Maury! Maury!
I call bullshit. That fat crazy bastard had a love child, he wouldn't have been ashamed of it.
She could have replaced the daughter that killed herself or her brother that shot and killed her boyfriend.
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"I thought I'd use an older picture of Marlo Brando. It's a little softer on the eyeballs than recent pictures of his ass."
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A lot softer, especially considering people don't usually wear death too well.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
GD, he was such a hot piece...totally into the menfolk,though.
Hey Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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wow, how did he turn into a lumpy potato from that?!? he was smokin!
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his prrofile on millionairedatingsite "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
I know that I'm still somewhat of a 'noob' on this site, but is there some reason that MK refers to Marlon as Marlo?
Regardless, I am the spokeswhore for the Canadian wing of Brando love children.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Wow! He's HWAT there!! LOL
I'm fat so I must be one of his children, too.
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I'll only do it if I get dibs on his mumu collection!
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Never fall in love with an Englishman. They will charm you, steal your heart then stomp all over you. Worst of all they are immune to your pain suffering and tears. ~ Based on a true story