Possibly Done
The Chicago blog TheseBootsAreMadeForStalking were the first to claim that Jessica and Romo were done. TMZ is also claiming America's most nauseating couple have split up.
Romo was partying with a bunch of dudes this past weekend and told them he broke up with Jessica. He also spent his night with a blonde skank that wasn't Jessica. It's probably a breath of fresh whore to hit up a chick without her daddy hovering around with a camcorder.
Jessica's rep told Access Hollywood that there's "no truth" to the rumors.
I'm guessing renegotiation talks broke down between Papa Joe and Romo. Romo didn't like Papa Joe's latest clause. Papa wants to watch Romo with Jessica at least twice a month. Well, he wants to make sure everything's okay down there.
She is so gross. Her and Jen (can't keep a man) Aniston should star in there own movie "how to lose a man in 60 seconds". Payback is a bitch isn't it Jess. Although all Nick got was that fugly unemployed MTV VJ Vanessa Manillafolders.
I can't feel sorry for this ugly bitch, she asked for it every inch of the way. Go cry into your millions, ya dumb whore.
WTF is that douche doing wearing a Braves cap??? No more fucking singing at Wrigley ever for you, buddy. We real Cubs fans see your true colors now...
Well, Jodie Foster has a new gf prospect now.
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"It was strange how most of the time we got along so well, but then there were these periods when it was a good things the knives were in the drawer and not out on display."
Submitted by KA on May 14, 2008 - 12:40pm.
WHY do people STILL bring Nick into all this shit? THAT MARRIAGE WAS FAKE!! Neither of them could really give two shits about one anouther! Get over it already - it's not like it was the marriage of the century or anything! UGH!
I doubt it was fake, because Papa Joe couldn't even pay a hobo to marry Jessica. Date for publicity, MAYBE, but no one would marry that bitch for any sum of cash! Her and Nick are exactly on the same intellect level and he's obviously the man who put up with her for the longest. There had to be something real there on top of the reality show and all the press bullshit.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
he already looks like he's walking the walk of shame...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Can we only PRAY that they are dunzo, because I can't stand hearing about the two of them any more. They both disgust me!
Submitted by KA on May 14, 2008 - 12:40pm.
WHY do people STILL bring Nick into all this shit? THAT MARRIAGE WAS FAKE!! Neither of them could really give two shits about one anouther! Get over it already - it's not like it was the marriage of the century or anything! UGH!
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Jeez, take a Valium. Just because it could have been fake doesn't mean it wasn't cute. When it wasn't nails on a chalkboard annoying.
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
WHY do people STILL bring Nick into all this shit? THAT MARRIAGE WAS FAKE!! Neither of them could really give two shits about one anouther! Get over it already - it's not like it was the marriage of the century or anything! UGH!
And I am sooo hoping this is true. Bitch needs to learn to keep her big dumb mouth shut.
Who the hell wants to date her since you're going to end up dating Papa Joe at the same time.
If he did dump her, he's smarter than I thought.
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
well thats what happen when you say to the world that your young NFL player who you only being dating for a few month is your future husband and your mother say he already is your husband, he is young and sucesful has a lot of whores wanting to have sex whit him , the last thing he is thinking about is marriage
How is it that a woman can enter Hollywood being attractive, and a few years later they look like a tranny hooker in need of a hit? This pattern repeats itself over and over and over. Even Angeloonie looks trannylike now! WTF is it? Is it plastic surgery, drugs, shitty makeup, or the air in LA? Something is causing fucking nuclear fallout mutations over there.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Oh darn. And here I thought these two would still be shopping for implants together after their 8th kid. So terribly sad.
Anyone in the mood for a pizza?
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Jessica is a desperate moron. Men tend to shy away from that.
The Simpsons
The Hogans
The Hohans
The Kardashians
Why do these people exist?
Just get it over with marry Daddy already, Chestica.
Desperation never fairs well for women. Most guys don't want to hear the words "so in love" and "marriage" after a few months. As a woman it would freak me out to have a guy say that.
She needs to shut the fuck up about being in love and wanting to marry this guy. She's truelly stupid
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Don't give a fuck about none of these Simpson whores and Romo seems like a cocky a-hole
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
I actually kind of feel bad for her, is not pretty to go through a break-up, specially in public, I even fucking hate when you have to change your status on facebook, but that is just me.
But she asks for it, she seems so desperate, just like Aniston.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by Rocket on May 14, 2008 - 6:44am.
Jessica just needs to focus on her acting career......wait - I just broke myself up!
She's kind of a double threat: she sings, too.
Uggghhh. Who gives a shit?
Jessica just needs to focus on her acting career......wait - I just broke myself up!
She is a camelion. She changes to fit the boyfriend. Just watch and see if she starts troweling her makeup on. If she does, it's over, if she is looking natural, they are still on.
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My dog always chases people who pass by on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bicycle away.
Jessica should have never left Nick Lachey. No one else will ever be able to stand her whiny, ignorant ass for more than 2 or 3 months.
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God be with you, dumbass.
*lining up to be next* What? I've got a small chance... I played a little high-school ball.
I think the only reason these two ever hooked up in the first place was that Papa Joe is a big Cowboys fan and wanted to sit in the luxury box and hang with the players. He didn't care if he whored his daughter out to accomplish his goals!!!
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OMG!!!!!! I hate that blog.
I could care less if they're broken up or not. Jessica was on Extra yesterday in a pre-taped interview gushing about Tony. I would feel real bad for her if they have broken up.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Possibly Done?
Definitely Don't Care.
Divorcing Nick was the worst thing she could have ever done. Who else was going to kiss her ass and put up with her daddy and her whiny, spoiled brat, clingy/insecure ways?
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
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MK...I'm having chest pains from LMAO, where do you come up with these things...Oh, I so think this is all to get some spotligth on Chestica.
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Jessica is never going to find happiness with another person until she has some happiness in herself.
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“When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.”
- Japanese Proverb
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
That'll teach her to sing like a bird to Glamour about her relationship. Dumb bitch.
Good
Not that i have any special love for Homo, i just really despise the Simpsons....eh'specially this bitch.
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
No more tranny and Pappa Joe loving for you!
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Never fall in love with an Englishman. They will charm you, steal your heart then stomp all over you. Worst of all they are immune to your pain suffering and tears. ~ Based on a true story
Somewhere, Nick Lachey is laughing his ass off....
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
When it comes to Chestica and her boyfriends in the bedroom, two's company.. three's a butthole pounding from papa joe.
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George W. is the only man that can make lesbians say they've had enough Bush.
A sad, sad day. *sniff*
so asslee is having a "secret" wedding, so chestica has to do something to get in the weeklies with sis!!
puppets, all of 'em.
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Ugh. She is never going to be able to find anyone that can stand that creepy ass father of hers.
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I don't give two shits about these tools, but TheseBootsAreMadeForStalking is a kickass blog name!
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