Wednesday, May 14th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Chilli - The 6'6" tall cow from Somerset, England. 9-year-old Chilli is currently being assessed by the Guinness Book Of Records for the title of Britain's tallest cow.
removed this
i guess i don't have to ask the question "where's the beef?"...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
She is packing a lot of meat!
LMAO at that pic of Kim Cowdashian
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So what if I sexualize things? I'll sexualize you in a minute!
All cows are female, who said it was male? lol Fat cow.
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So what if I sexualize things? I'll sexualize you in a minute!
Mooriah Carey is big in England.
Moo motherfuckers moo!
OH...and please don't think i'm obsessed with cow junk...i work in animal rescue...really!
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Just wondering,
The article lists him as a black and white Friesian bullock...i just don't think MK would care to know the difference between a bull a cow and a steer...they all make hamburgers to most people =)
Sheeps,
It's there...i think it's like steroid peen though...small. No nuggets as i believe he's castrated.
Caladonia,
How friggin scary that you search images for babysitter and THAT comes up!!!!! Yikes!
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
I'm so trying to pretend that thing doesn't look exactly like the 20 foot tall cow statue we have in front of our utility company's "headquarters" in my little town.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
That's a lota beef.
Mmmmmmm, ribs.....
THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE TO EAT BEEF! IT MIGHT COME TO GET ME!
OMG I'M GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
OMG I have this fear of over sized food. I think I'm going to have a panic attack cuz of this shit!
That beast had better milk his 15 minutes for all it's worth, and not make any cheesy career moves.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
Submitted by Just Wondering on May 14, 2008 - 7:27am.
hahahaha. I feel like a dumbass city slicker.
After googling "if a cow can be male?" I found this tidbit of info :
"A cow is a female and there is no male version of a cow. A bull is the male variety of cattle. A cow is the female variety of cattle. A steer is a neutered male."
So now my question would be, is the hot slut of the day a steer or do the cows in his pasture benefit from his large male parts ?
Just Like A White Winged Dove
Udderly amazing!
Submitted by Clarisse on May 14, 2008 - 6:36am.
he has boy parts...
No, I know that much (actually had to Wiki it...), but I don't see no parts?
If it is a "boy cow" then why aren't they calling it a bull ?
*scratching head*
I need more caffeine....
Eh, Sheeps, um, *blush* he has boy parts...
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Submitted by Clarisse on May 14, 2008 - 5:56am.
it's a boy cow! No milk there.
That's cool you know that, but how? Is it labeled somewhere and I missed it?
Holy Cow! If this hot ho kicked over a lantern, Britain would be incinerated.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Funny pic. I will post it on the forum of millionaire&celeb datingsite "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m. I believe most of users there will enjoy it.
Clarisse, yeah I think that is what it is. I was googling for pictures of babysitters for a paper I was writing, and the "leprachaun" picture popped up. Needless to say, I pissed my panties.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 14, 2008 - 8:28am.
I think that's a scrubbed clean Ali Lohan standing next to that thing in the main picture.
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Hahaha! I thought the same thing! Maybe it's part of her reality show.
Stock Brokerlina,
Tee hee hee, it's a boy cow! No milk there.
LMAO!
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
How the hell do you milk that cow?
Moo
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
Oh Caladonia! Speakin of scary, what is your avie? an evil leprechaun?
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
It must be very tough to moo-ve him to different locations.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
That cow is scary looking!
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 14, 2008 - 8:29am.
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Steak and ass~crackers go well together...LOL...
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how? part giraffe/cow? awesome.
It kind of scares me that Guiness World Records is calling it "Britain's tallest cow". Does that mean it isn't the world's tallest cow?! There are cows bigger than that out there? I'm scared....
think of the steaks! mmmmmm, steak......
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
For the first time in a long time, I'm speechless. WOW.
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
I think that's a scrubbed clean Ali Lohan standing next to that thing in the main picture.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Yo! That seems all kinda wrong! I'm going to tell myself that is just a really tiny guy standing there.
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Look into his eyes. It's like looking into the eyes of Kim Kardashian.
Try tipping THAT bad boy over!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
A stupid bitch recently called me an "unfeeling cow". :( I know its not relevant to this post, I just woke up on the bitchy side of the bed today.
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George W. is the only man that can make lesbians say they've had enough Bush.
One big bovine...I wonder if the girl cows are scared of him or really excited.
(Yah, I think about this stuff.)
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
DeeDee, they finally found your twin sister!
The Shaquille O'Neal of cows.
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wow .. that is one enormous side of beef .... dang!