Tuesday, May 13th 2008

This Is What Happens When You Hang With Wino

Amy Wino and her friend and guitarist, Kristian Marr, arrived at her house late last night from the country. Kristian was asleep in the car, so Wino decided to leave him there and she went inside. Kristian woke up a little while later and instead of going on home, he broke into Wino's garage. He curled up and tried to get some sleep on her garage floor, but was interrupted by the fuzz.

He told them he was staying with Wino. They tried to reach Wino, but her ass was dead asleep. Kristian is Sadie Frost's boyfriend and he tried to contact her too, but she was also busy getting her beauty sleep. When crackheads finally fall asleep, they sleep for real.

Kristian was finally taken off to the police station. I blame Wino. You know she gave him some of that bad shit. The kind of bad shit that only Wino can handle. I swear, crackies do the strangest things.

Here's more pics of crackie Kristian getting busted by the police and also some pics of Wino walking around barefoot earlier yesterday. The hive is growing. It's aaaaaaalive!

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Submitted by eleni on May 13, 2008 - 9:12pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihFzr8QPfOg

2:20

sad.

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yikes.. the whole thing is sad :(

thing is she has no idea how she's coming across... in her mind shes a sexy songstress just like always.. she has no idea of how far gone she really is :( I hope she makes it out...
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Triscuit's picture

What the FUCK is on her head????????????

D.R.'s picture

Oh G*d. Can that woman and any of her friends do anything normal? Please. Just for once. Sneeze. Go to a library. Something!

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"When Sadie and Jude were living in California, they nearly killed one of their kids deciding whether to take the toddler to the hospital after she ingested some ecstacy tabs"

Not entirely true. It was in London and it was a birthday party for one of their kids. The club the night before had a party for adults. The child swallowed a tab left behind.

not shocked, is this a different incident to the one which happened when their kid ate an E at Soho House in the UK?

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When Sadie and Jude were living in California, they nearly killed one of their kids deciding whether to take the toddler to the hospital after she ingested some ecstacy tabs. They were afraid of getting busted. But hey, when you are a celeb, no worries. After time passed, they took her to emergency and not even a child endangerment case was made. And to think they hounded white trash queen Britney for feeding her kids happymeals and coke in their bottles. At least her kids were not crawling around drug residue or present during 72 coke binges as the rumours were.

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What a bunch of crackheads...

Poor Amy. Acturally she is a talented girl. . Her blog and photos were found at milllionairedating site ---"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"---- last week. It seems she is divorcing now.

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WTF is wrong with you people, that's how I start out every morning. Later I'll hear the children trying to wiggle out of their leashes and ropes, then I know that I have to get breakfast on the table.

What's wrong with the people who keep up with her freak show?

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eleni's picture

Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca never said, "Play it again, Sam." Nor did Charles Boyer in Algiers ever say to Hedy Lamarr, "Come with me to the Casbah." Horace Greeley never said, "Go west, young man." Marie Antoinette did not come up the line, "Let them eat cake." General Sherman never exactly said, "War is hell," nor did George Washington say to his father, "I cannot tell a lie."

& I never said what she did was legal..
I just wish things were as simple as they were in the past, that's all. Sorry to post my nostalgic rants on Dlisted lol

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Eleni, getting caught drinking or saying sarcastic things to cops after you've had many drinks is literally against the law in Marin. Most people who drink in Marin keep it well hidden and are ashamed that they take such liberties with their in-house wine cellar. Functional drunks with huge trust funds, that's what I call them!

Your face!

eleni's picture

I wish the 'bad girls' of late(s) arrest record were more like the kick ass Chrome Nun..

The first arrest occurred after an argument in the car with then-partner Paul Kantner, who grew tired of bickering, pulled the car keys from the ignition, and tossed them through the car window onto someone's front lawn. While Slick crawled around on the lawn looking for the keys, a police officer arrived and asked what was going on. Her response (laughter) didn't amuse the officer, and she was taken to jail.

The second time occurred after Slick neglected to check the oil level in her car engine and flames began leaping out from under the hood. When an officer arrived and, as previously, asked what was going on, her response that particular time was less amusement and more sarcastic. With her car belching fire, it seemed obvious to her what was going on. As a result of her quip, she was taken to the Marin County jail.

The third arrest happened after an officer caught her sitting against a tree trunk in the back woods of Marin County drinking wine, eating bread, and reading poetry. When the officer, again, asked what was going on, her sarcastic response landed her back in the Marin County Jail.

Just eat, drink and be merry. You know the rest.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 13, 2008 - 11:41pm.
Farrah! Sounds like you're having a good night....hehehe
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oh dear! betweeen the extra pain med, celebrating the 60th Yom Ha'atzmaut to the excess and Nitty's avie... i'll be surprised if i don't wake up in a body bag. I'll let you know. If i die, come on, Sheeps, you know you need to pour a 40 on my grave, ese!

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Farrah! Sounds like you're having a good night....hehehe

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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 13, 2008 - 7:51pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on May 13, 2008 - 10:35pm.

Sleeping on the garage floor is fine until you realize that you're sleeping on the garage floor.

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hahahhahahahhahha....you 2 fucking slay me.

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Once, when I was homeless, I lived in my car for over a month. I lovingly referred to the hatch back as my garden room...and then they repo'd it. Then it was goodbye garden room, hello city park! lol. good times, good times. (Insert joke here)

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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 13, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Hi DA,
Are women supposed to be pregnant on top of heads?
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Oh, honey...I have no idea! I'm thinking she's an entirely unknown species or something..cause wearing tangled horse hair must be some sort of ritual.
I'm waiting for Jacques Cousteau to narrate the "mystical voyage" of that huge hair ball! lol

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Submitted by dead-actress on May 13, 2008 - 10:57pm.

Hi DA,
Are women supposed to be pregnant on top of heads?

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joe shmoe's picture

I don't understand the pictures (Stop with the jokes already. And you know who I mean Sheeps) The friendly copper lifting the garage door for example, so this night creature can scuttle out. How did they know someone was sleeping in there if the door was shut, and Wino was comatose. I have to understand the sequence of events here or my anxiety eating is going to kick in.

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dead-actress's picture

Fuck! Just when I thought that weave couldn't get any uglier...it does.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 13, 2008 - 10:35pm.

Sleeping on the garage floor is fine until you realize that you're sleeping on the garage floor.

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Sleeping on the garage floor is fine until your ex drives up to do some laundry.

ive slept in the car plenty of times...it's really not all that bad, wouldn't really think a garage floor would be to comfy.

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I'm so sure! Like none of us have ever been woke up on the garage floor by the po-po? *glances around sheepishly* No?
Yeah. Heh Heh. Me niether. What a loozer! I'd be SOOO embarrassed!

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I wonder who will die first, Amy or that dude that knocked out Suge Knight. The Vegas sports books have to get on this. It's too close to call at this point.

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eleni's picture

God help me, I like the song Back to Black.

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eleni's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihFzr8QPfOg

2:20

sad.

and eatmyplum on youtube called her
'the dick nosed cock whore'

Imaginative, no? Perhaps he should come on over to the D..

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I'm convinced that weave has its own set of little claws and feet...

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

lmao

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rotten_egg's picture

Wait a second. That horny red read from the movie Dracula is Sadie Frost?. Wow! I'm quite behind the times, am I?.

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Halfwayhouse better sober up and fly right STAT, since in her own city there are scores of up-and-coming talented and *dry* sirens who will leave her as yesterday's news soon. Duffy, Adele, Estelle, Gabriella Cilmi, Kate Nash and Laura Marling are beating on the gates of fame. Hell, even Joss Stone and Lily Allen are pillars of morality compared to this non-stop trainwreck.

I wonder what she will do when the tabs and paps finally get sick of her deflated ass? Maybe actually *go* to rehab?

jackie's picture

chronicles of a crackhead.

Manimal5's picture

Is this from an episode of COPS?

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leica's picture

WTF! Nice friend you are AMY. You don't just leave your fucked up friend in a car on the street. Maybe if the car was parked in your garage. Hello! Obvious he's going to get arrested.

paris herpes's picture

IT's clearly not her year, first she looks like she's about to topple over thanks to that crap hairstyle of hers and second, how in the world do you get such BAD coke bloat if all you eat is a candy bar a week?!

Your face!

Doesn't it seem like anyone could crawl into Winos garage, blow chunks and just hang for a while?

BTW, is that Sadie Frosts' son? Dude looks 14.

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This post really makes me think. It makes me think: what the fuck ever happened to Sadie Frost? Remember when she was in Bram Stoker's Dracula? I thought she would do something—anything—after that. I mean, rather than date a bottom-feeder crack head. 'Tis a real shame.

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I notice she's keeping her arms up to keep herself from toppling over.

Someone didn't get the word:it's take a dump on Gay Al month, not Amy Winehouse. I believe August is reserved for her. Now go clean that shit off!

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Must have been quite a party at the crackzone last nite, or something, she left him in the car to sleep? Maybe he should have gone back to Sadie's, if he wasn't high off his ass on god knows what...why else would you choose to sleep on a garage floor?!

Your face!

Michaela's picture

OMG does Sadie Frost have NO self respect? These women have such low standards. She goes from Jude Law to this peen cheese??? BARF. Wino needs serious INTERVENTION! She will be dead one day and it will be sad shit!! Barefoot in the street...sigh.

Wasn't he the one that was gnawing on a meat bone like Barney Rubble when they were running all around the country side in their bras?

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all of that is just REALLY disgusting and sad. SHE NEEDS TO PULL HERSELF TOGETHER! when will she realize she looks like a coked out dead rat?

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Tangled horse hair weave compliments the horse teeth.
Mr. Ed would not be amused.

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Jesus's picture

That's Sadie Frost's boyfriend? Yikes, she has REALLY gone downhill since Jude Law! And, she is clearly bringing drug addicts into her home despite having several small children...real classy.

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I thought all these fucktards I'm surrounded by in Florida were trashy, then I see Wino and her clan. Shit!

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These losers need to save the drama for their momma.

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she is my hero. I want hair just liker her...

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