Tuesday, May 13th 2008

Way Too Easy

The comments are shooting out of me like Billy Ray's......I need to stop. The joke tells itself.

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Posted by: Michael K


walker's picture

What a pose. Now I am officially grossed out.

LALALALOVE's picture

Fuck this lil tranny!

NEXT!

kdracofan's picture

Stock Brokerlina on May 14, 2008 - 8:56am.
Did she milk a Disney Executive or the Milk Board Chairman for that gig?
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lol..touché!

(have you encounter the 'real' Stock yet? lol)

kdracofan's picture

Teletubbies? O!!!!!!! I used to love watching that shit when I was triping on Acid....I got it alright.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 14, 2008 - 6:37am.
Submitted by Loose on May 14, 2008 - 4:39am.
I've never understood Hannah Montana (the show). All she does is put on some trashy Brit Brit wig and all of a sudden she's a completely different person!

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You don't understand the concept of a show aimed at young children that portrays a seemingly normal teenage girl and her double life as a pop star? I mean it's pretty clear how that would be alluring to young kids especially girls. How you don't understand that worries me. I bet you don't understand the teletubbies either.
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I take it to be like a "Jem and the Holograms" type scenario. I used to love it when Jem would call on Synergy to transform boring Jerrica Benton into Jem. But remember her boyfriend Rio? Even as a kid, I knew the guy was a toolbox.

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Did she milk a Disney Executive or the Milk Board Chairman for that gig?

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Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

The Teletubbies are frightening.

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Submitted by Loose on May 14, 2008 - 4:39am.
I've never understood Hannah Montana (the show). All she does is put on some trashy Brit Brit wig and all of a sudden she's a completely different person!

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You don't understand the concept of a show aimed at young children that portrays a seemingly normal teenage girl and her double life as a pop star? I mean it's pretty clear how that would be alluring to young kids especially girls. How you don't understand that worries me. I bet you don't understand the teletubbies either.

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Submitted by carlk223 on May 14, 2008 - 1:42am.
Cyrus is my favorite pop singer.

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You must not get out of your pod much, Spammy McSpammerson.

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Karl Malden would like his snout back, Miley.

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I've never understood Hannah Montana (the show). All she does is put on some trashy Brit Brit wig and all of a sudden she's a completely different person!

Maybe she should do that now. And never take it off. Ever.

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Amara7468's picture

This commercial is wrong on so many levels.

she kinda looks like billy...in a weird sixteen year old girl way.

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Balenciaga Bitch why would I do that???

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FLA has to be The real LA, or someone in the same circle.
...Ive been lurking for days, and Im not sold.
Sorry, if Im wrong...

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Pat Riley's picture

LMFAO...Which Jonas Brother did that to her?

JeffreyDahmer's picture

She has some cum on her lip.

yolie's picture

Karen Flatts:

I was just reading the comments, yes, it's Shitney. I remember when she did those pics years ago.

harlee25's picture

She's going to be a major slut, get addicted to something and then go to rehab all before she's 20. shes just that type

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Granny Clampett's picture

Well at least she's not pulling up her shirt and making her "sexy" duck lip pout in these pics...

Aunt Bea's picture

I can't take looking at her fug face anymore

Ella's picture

She's such a natural... spreading her legs in the camera like that. Potential pornstar indeed.

By the look of the white stache, she looks like she's "heading" to the right direction. Just hope she sucks it up through the hard times.

dead-actress's picture

Given time...It won't be milk she's drinking from that thermos in her lunch box. Trust.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

Karen Flatts's picture

Lashon-- who is that in your avie? It looks like a cross between Brit Brit and Brooke Hogan. I pray it's neither.

DeeDee's picture

Billy Ray must have taken manager lessons from Papa Joe.

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KidL's picture

And this is the same girl who bitched about the VF pictures? IMO, this one is far more suggestive and slutty-looking.

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no i'm not in a village i'm in flint michigan k hun and dlisted is my fav drug

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Am I the only one here turned on by this? Something about this chick that brings out the dirty perv in me. I'd hit it and hit it HARD.

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Hannah Montana rocks much harder than Miley ever will.

Good Lord. Who green-lighted this? Just. so. wrong.

Her handlers/kinfolk seem to be hellbent on turning her into Unfitney circa 1998. I shudder to see the corresponding meltdown a decade down the line. It may make us nostalgic for the days of head-shavings, 5150's and cockatoo-haired paps in bad t-shirts.

P.T.Bull's picture

Got milk? No. Got Cottage Cheese, Yes!

eleni's picture

Amen radio siren. I feel old myself for thinking that, & I'm just 25.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I would think her beverage of choice would be Jesus Juice.

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radio siren's picture

I really didn't feel old until just now when I realized that when I was 15, I would have been scolded for sitting around with my legs spread wide open as being "unladylike." I guess not a lot of mothers tell their daughters that anymore. I feel OLD.

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gucci's picture

She's OPEN for business..

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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paris herpes's picture

Rocker? For reals?...I'm not sure even a self-respecting artist would call themselves a "rocker". She's just pretending!

Your face!

donttellharry's picture

lmao @ "rocker"
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Sock-Monkey's picture

I thought her drink of choice was ketchup.

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Caladonia's picture

I am so fucking sick of this incestuous whore.

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Submitted by LASHONCARTER on May 13, 2008 - 7:23pm.
I WANT TO FUCKED HER DADDY INSIDE AND OUT WIT HIS SEXY ASS HE CAN BREAK MY HEART AND BED POST

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Lashon Carter are U from my village!!!?????
Like what what?

Boswalla!!!!

senoritame's picture

disney needs to get the Beagle Boys to get this bitch in line!

platypus's picture

pffft. This is probably just one her myspace pics with words typed on it
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Balenciaga Bitch's picture

Only Hollywood would take a daddy fucking slut and make her a pop star.

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Oh dear, why not just spray paint "Enter Here" over this picture?

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Dr. Dick's picture

A beaver with cum dribble is not going to encourage people to drink milk. What was everybody thinking?????

gucci's picture

this picture screams OPEN INVITATION TO ALL.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Lory's picture

Pedophilia, incest and orthodontics never got this much publicity.

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Manimal5's picture

She may not have milk yet, but this cash cow's time in the spotlight might be up soon.

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coiled-n-hissing's picture

I'm surprised she isn't wearing a 'pearl necklace".
That's next.

"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."

Got familiarized?

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