Brit Brit Can't Drive
Brit Brit rear-ended ANOTHER car today. TMZ reports that Brit Brit was stopped at a red light on Sunset Blvd. in Beverly Hills. For some reason, Brit hit the gas even though the light was still red, hitting a Ford Explorer in front of her.
Brit stayed in the car while her bodyguard got out to talk to the lady in the Explorer. Apparently, nobody was visibly hurt. The lady is currently following Brit back to her house.
She probably dropped a Cheeto, bent down to get it and hit the gas with her wedge flip-flop. Brit needs to leave the driving to the professionals. She should just take her place in the passenger seat where she can play with her gum all she wants and make frapp bubbles with her mouth.
Oh and these pictures are from yesterday, not today. There's totally frapp dust in that water. She has to get her fix somehow.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 13, 2008 - 7:49pm.
Imperttinent Vixen-- I don't know what state you're in, but I live in NYS and it's illegal to talk on the cell phone while driving, but it STILL doesn't stop those numbfucks. It is really satisfying when you see one get pulled over, though.
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Karen, I live in Illinois, and it's illegal here to hold your cell phone in your hand while driving, but you can speak on a headset. However, I see idiots all the time with one hand on the wheel and the other clamped to the side of their head. If these twats run themselves into a tree and die, so be it, but it would suck emminently to be killed by someone who is giggling into the phone, "So, what else did she say?"
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When she gets that rash around her chin she goes crazy. I hope they get her a driver. She is pretty and I hope she remembers her boys before backsliding more.
Hire a driver Brit you cannot drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney got pretty fat!
Earlier pictures did not indicate any growin second chin!
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But she's still pretty nice though
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I'd say it's cheeto powder rash. Check this rendition, it's spot on, clairvoyance!
-- A kick in the rear is a step forward.
Twatney, gee thee to a dermatologist.
Is that Herpes all over her face??
sooo greasy
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nothing like party pimples,and the vodka in the water bottle trick,gotta love it
One minute you're the most famous recording artist in the world and being compared to Madonna. The next minute, you're a washed-up 26-year-old former pop star with the mentality and dress sense of a 14-year-old. I feel for her.
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionaire dating site***W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.
Ooh, I just remembered reading something about her not having a valid California drivers license. Anyone else remember that?
I just ate some chicken that looks like her.
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Extra greasy!
Please, KEEP HER OFF the fucking roads! I live in L.A.!
I want to live!
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Think Jessica Simpson would send this bitch some Proactive y'all
Brit, uh..didn't we talk about avoiding the bong in order to clear up the ugly around your mouth....?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 13, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Why hath Coming Back forsaken us???? What wicked deed did you DListers doeth to wreak such havoc on our Shitney lovin' souls???? DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
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She was down front at the last hannah montana concert.
Imperttinent Vixen-- I don't know what state you're in, but I live in NYS and it's illegal to talk on the cell phone while driving, but it STILL doesn't stop those numbfucks. It is really satisfying when you see one get pulled over, though.
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OMG what is wrong with her skin? I'm just white trash, but I can buy some Sea Breeze and cotton balls. Please BritBrit...Do something about that skin! Maybe she could land a contract endorsing Stridex Pads or something and bring home the lifetime supply for that chin breakout.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on May 13, 2008 - 9:09pm.
have you been attending the "kaiserin school of Britney"?... that was sweet!!
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"Someday I'll wish upon a star.
Wake up where the clouds are far behind me.
Where trouble melts like lemon drops,
high above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me."
She doesnt have a fucking mental disorder. Thats a slap in the face of all ppl who DO SUFFER from one.
She is a selfish fucking whore who has never been told "NO" and will do whatever it takes for her fat pig-faced ass to stay in the limelight, rather good or bad.
Shitney's diagnonsense is she suffers from: "FAS, Inbred, Self-centered, Ill Fuck Anyone, and Do AS I Wish Syndrome."
Add a HUGE side of: "Mah boo-boos were an intrustion, and STILL are." And there you have only 1/10th of her selfish fucking disorder covered.
I wish I could post what fucking hatred I have for this vile sow, seriously.
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Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on May 13, 2008 - 6:45pm.
My initial thought was that this accident was caused by yet another moron driver (Brits in this case) who thinks they can drive and yap on the cell phone like their car is their fucking office and basically ignore all traffic rules. But since we're dealing with Brits, this is a whole different animal and almost any reason is plausible.
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I hate those oblivious fuckbags who yip-yap on their cell phones while driving! I'd like to glare at them and make the hand gesture with the thumb and pinky up to my ear that means "phone" and mouth "shut the fuck up!" I'd LIKE to, but I don't want to get shot in the head by some crazy phone-obsessed motorist.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 13, 2008 - 8:56pm.
I think her anti-psychotic meds have made her psychotic.
is there any way she can go nuts enough to sit out in the street banging cymbals like those monkey dolls?... just wondering... and hoping
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"Someday I'll wish upon a star.
Wake up where the clouds are far behind me.
Where trouble melts like lemon drops,
high above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me."
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on May 13, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Dont insult animal plz she is a beast
I think her anti-psychotic meds have made her psychotic.
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I can't believe her daddy would let her drive much less walk out of the house looking this shitty. She needs a stylist STAT! That's the first thing he should have done when he took over...!
Your face!
My initial thought was that this accident was caused by yet another moron driver (Brits in this case) who thinks they can drive and yap on the cell phone like their car is their fucking office and basically ignore all traffic rules. But since we're dealing with Brits, this is a whole different animal and almost any reason is plausible.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 13, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 13, 2008 - 5:29pm.
She hath been muchly driveth away by teasing. And then locked up.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 13, 2008 - 5:29pm.
She hath been muchly driveth away by teasing. And then locked up.
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Why hath Coming Back forsaken us???? What wicked deed did you DListers doeth to wreak such havoc on our Shitney lovin' souls???? DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 13, 2008 - 3:59pm
I've been a lurker with your situation but I wanted to come out and say that I'm praying for you too.
(((hugs)))
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I was feeling horible about the zit that pop up in my face bit know i feel better
It's probably the bi-polar meds and the shit it does to your reflexes. My sister was like that while on bi-polar meds - crashing her car into shit, not paying attention. It was scary!!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 13, 2008 - 7:28pm.
oh, Britney... you never get boring.... useless, yes, but boring... never
Thank God she doesn't brive a dus.!!
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I'm really starting to believe the HIV+ rumor... she's gained weight, but not enough to justify the jowls in the 2d and 3d thumbnails.
Is it just me, or do her eyes keep getting further and further apart...?
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 13, 2008 - 3:59pm.
The MRI turned up nothing. I don't know what they're going to do next, but I really appreciate all the kind thoughts you sluts have been sending in my direction. Thanks, Whores! I love you all!
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You know I am praying for you too, everything will be okay.
oh, Britney... you never get boring.... useless, yes, but boring... never
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"Someday I'll wish upon a star.
Wake up where the clouds are far behind me.
Where trouble melts like lemon drops,
high above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me."
So I guess I am a little behind. She is HIV positive? This happened right after she had Jayden, or what?
sorry for the double post~
Wow, Frito~
I hope everything turns out ok. I know what its like to have crap like that happen. Good luck!
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Frito - I almost busted a gut at my 10 year when the chick voted "Best Body" was like 200+lbs and all nasty.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!
Britney Spears reminds me of that hot chick in high school that everyone wants to bang, but then gets married a week after graduation and ends up having 4 kids with 4 guys and gains 200 pounds before the 10 year reunion.
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The MRI turned up nothing. I don't know what they're going to do next, but I really appreciate all the kind thoughts you sluts have been sending in my direction. Thanks, Whores! I love you all!
Geez Banana shut your frig
10 bucks that she didn't even get a ticket, AGAIN (too lazy to check TMZ)
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Well had she actually taken the behind the wheel test, instead of having the DMV come to her car, she wouldn't even HAVE her license.
Putas:
THe frap and cheeto jokes are beaten to death. Not funny anymore. Need fresh insults.
I swear, I was thinking the same thing, but like 3 months ago!
She looks awfully happy for someone who, in all senses of the word, is totally FUCKED.
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She's wearing sheeps? Well I nevah!
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Starting with the mouth zits again, it looks like. What a mess. Tell me what she's famous for again ...??