Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Save Dreamboat's Pussies!
Dreamboat Doherty said he realized he had to give up drugs after he tried kill one of his cats with a shovel. Dreamboat's pussies deserve the purple heart. They've been forced to smoke crack and they've escaped death by shovel beating.
Dreamboat told The Mirror, "I got a shovel and was going to kill one of the cats. That was when I was, like, you know, 'I'm a bit of a mess'. It was a bit of a crazy time."
Maybe, we should send over Animal Police: London (I don't think that show exists over there) to pay a little unannounced visit to Dreamboat. By "unannounced visit," I mean save those fucking pussies before it's too late.
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Why won't this guy die of a heroin overdose already?????? There are so many good people in the world who get cancer every year and this POS gets to live on and on??? He is of ABSOLUTYELY NO USE TO HUMANITY. And puh-leeze! Don't tell me his total sh*t music makes people happy. Nobody's listening to it. It's garbage. And finally, how effing old is this dirtball? 35? Get some Accutane already!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!
For shame, Pete. You don't deserve the kitty lovin'.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
Not a fan of his. Just saw hisprofile on millionairedatingsite "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site/.
ya, you think you're "a bit of a mess" after you try to kill a cat?
what about the countless number of times in jail
or your deteriorating health
OR the fact that you ruined your music career because you're a raging crackhead?!?
what a waste.
I would still totally hit that. Viva le dreamboat!
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (scratch, scratch)
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
Pet shops should monitor the people who they sell cats to because he's hell bent on these poor pussies' destruction!
Your face!
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Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 9:11am.
Mick - you just made me vomit my lunch.
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Why, thank you, ME - glad to oblige!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
This crackie needs to GO. I am so sick of him and he is fucking VILE. I feel bad for the cats!
Someone needs to take his cats away...he, along with many other celebs, shouldn't even be allowed to have a plastic houseplant.
On this note"
"Submitted by sexi_minx on May 13, 2008 - 6:03pm.
mike, I looked at the link you posted in your comments and I have to agree even though being an Angelina fan that Angelina has had plastic surgery. Her features look more refined now, especially her nose."
I do think she had a nose job, I've thought that for awhile now, and she needed one. But I think she's had nothing else. The other "befores" are from when she was a teen, like 14, I've seen those photos....her boobs got bigger as she got older. In Gia, it's obvious her breasts are real, and in fact her breasts are smaller now that she's gotten so skinny. I don't see a browlift. Or a chin implant.
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I'm not a cat person but Jeez Dreamboat, get the ciggie away from the pussy's fuzzy little head.
Mick - you just made me vomit my lunch.
Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) phone: 0300 1234 999
http://www.rspca.org.uk/
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
omg, LMFAO "forced to smoke crack and escaped death by shovel beating", those are some bad arse cats! as for doherty- what a jerk!
mike, I looked at the link you posted in your comments and I have to agree even though being an Angelina fan that Angelina has had plastic surgery. Her features look more refined now, especially her nose.
Can you imagine what it must be like to go to bed with this llama-headed freak??
First, you've got the absolute reek of nicotine from his fingers, to say nothing of his breath.
Then you've got the BO from a body that hasn't been washed since Saddam Hussein died.
Then you've got the fragrance of shit, from where he didn't wipe properly - or at all.
Then you've got an additional fragrance of garlic and onion (and nicotine), from all the take-away curries.
Annnnnnddd...to top it off, you try to gaze into its eyes, but YOUR eyes keep being drawn to its spotty and broken teeth.
Doesn't that get you all horny & stuff??
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I liked Pete up until the point where he was said to have given his cats drugs. Mistreating anything/anyone weaker than you is inexcusable in my book.
Angelina Jolie's road to superstar looks:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/007807.html
Shit, those poor little cats. Get them away from that person.He should give the cats to anyone else who is able to look after them properly.
"I got a shovel and was going to kill one of the cats. That was when I was, like, you know, 'I'm a bit of a mess'. It was a bit of a crazy time."
Who the fuck talks like this? I'm a bit of a mess?
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Shit, he's gone through more kittens than Koko the gorilla.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
*sigh* can't make that kind of shit up. those poor kitties.
Submitted by Stoney on May 13, 2008 - 5:42pm.
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I'm with you on that one. He's disgusting on so many levels.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
I hope is kitty digger is okay.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
actually there is smth like Animal Police, is called RSPCA http://www.rspca.org.uk/
Poor kittens, I hope they will save them before petey accidentally runs out crack and smokes them up :)
The world is a stage, but the actors are badly cast.(Oscar Wilde)
I thought he was a piece of shit before, but this has taken my hatred to a whole 'nother level!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
AnneMarie Lucas would probably flametorch his legs, collect the ashes, and inject them into his veins.
Shit on a triscuit!!Thanks anyway Island Girl.
Submitted by seras on May 13, 2008 - 5:36pm.
I don't know a lot about this waste of chromosomes but please,someone,tell me this fucktard hasn't bred?
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He has a son around 7 or 8 years of age. I can't remember his name, but he has it tattooed on his neck. Probably so he won't forget it. (Pete, not the kid!)
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But then again, what do I know?
I don't know a lot about this waste of chromosomes but please,someone,tell me this fucktard hasn't bred?
Mike:
you really have a thing for pussies don't you?
goddamn typos..
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I hope one of the dealers he skipped out on in gaol beats him with a shovel. Pussy.
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Yea I caught an episode of animal police and I have to say there are some dirty ass hill folk in our country. Piles of trash in the front yard and piss in buckets. God bless 'merica.
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Some how in my sick and twisted way, I see a gay man jump into a phone booth and come out in a Pink cape, silver Lohan tights, and pink bunny slippers flying wildly across "The Big Pond" to save a bunch of pussies...and that makes me ROFLMFAO!
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
For a second there, I thought he was wearing a Mountie uniform.
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But then again, what do I know?
Fucking asshole shouldn't even be allowed to be responsible for a pimple.
I'm a BIT of a mess??!?!?!?!
Two word solution for the stain that is Doherty:Humane Euthanasia
No excuse for this papp stain to waste good air.
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA