Tuesday, May 13th 2008
This Woman Is Perfect
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Don't say Charlize Theron's beauty is overrated. Don't say it! Don't! I said, don't say it!
Who cares if her dress is one of Charo's old ones or if her shoes were bought from a 90-year-old's estate sale. The woman is magic! She's the only female I would let touch my no-no hole. That private place is only meant for...for....well...any dude with a working dick. A working dick and a pulse! I'm not into that dead sex shit.
Here's Charlize showing these dumb tramps how it's done at the Christian Dior Cruise collection in NYC yesterday.
Wenn, Splashnewsonline.com
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She is IMO the most beautiful woman in hollywood today. Love her.
FLA - Yes it is! Charlize is my girl crush. *sigh*
Charlize is fucking gorgeous. It's just not fair. If I looked like that I'd milk the crap out of it, everyone would be my little flying monkey, doing my beautiful bidding.
I'm completely indifferent to her except for ONE thing which I will never, ever forgive her for... she effing FUCKED UP five episodes of Arrested Development. And there simply aren't enough episodes of that show to go jacking up five of them. Seriously, she sucked so bad it was uncomfortable. She made Heather Graham's guest appearance look Emmy-worthy.
Submitted by Sweetas on May 13, 2008 - 4:35pm.
oh sweetas this yer aplle face smoke lady!
yay herb gardens!
Stock broker...
OH,noo no no. Sorry, i didn't esssplain that before i hit send, then got stuck in a "Mountie" discussion.
Doesn't that look like a reallllly bad romance cover?
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
parissucksliterally on May 13, 2008 - 4:42pm.
That's not StockBroker - that's his 'spoof' lol
StockBroker, if you are told you look like the Bale, be HAPPY. He is so damn hot. Met him in person, and he pet my dog- I was running in circles when he left....lol
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
Stock Brokerlina on May 13, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Clarisse ~ thanks. But I lust from one side of the plate & its called "Charlize Theron".
I use Christian in my avie as I'm told I look like him. Whatever.
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LMAO
O man.....
She reminds me of Grace Kelly.
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But then again, what do I know?
Clarisse ~ thanks. But I lust from one side of the plate & its called "Charlize Theron".
I use Christian in my avie as I'm told I look like him. Whatever.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
Absolutely gorgeous.
Submitted by yo-landa on May 13, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Thanks! I was really curious about that dude. what a creep!
Oy! Stock Broker! Pressie for you!
http://christian-bale.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=20&pos=1
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
I have absolutely nothing bad to say. I love this woman. I would become a bicurious college student for a night for her.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Gah, I'm so UGLY!
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
she is absolutely perfect. i adore everything about her!
*avie speaking* I'm not only absolutely flawless, but modest as well.
missy♥ my sticky stinky purple haired white crystalled perfection! *BEAR HUGS*
I would SO be ghey for her. And I love the peen!
The most beautiful woman in Hollywood. Period
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
boo-boo:
that dude was just sentenced this week. I heard it this am--7 years maybe? I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw it on the news. He'll have a fun time in the clink!
I wish she would marry me.
Or at least, just move in.
What a Babealina!!!
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
i change name to i fuckingwouldfuckher-alina!
PERFECT PRETTY WOMAN! WOW WOW!
She's a stoner, too. Love this slut.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
she is unreal. I love the outfit...shoes..earrings.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Gucci: (hi) He is! Everything he has posted today is hilarious! :)
(and the Brangelina thread is killing me...lol)
kdracofan
mikes making up for lost time with his website messing up and all...
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Stunning.
She is perfection. Lucky bitch.
How old is Charlize?
Stunning.
I gave my guy permission to cheat on me with her.
He can dream.
the outfit is divine, MK, I dont care what you say
I love her more because we all get reminded every day that shes an apple-bong usin pothead! (SWEETAS!♥♥)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I hate to admit that I like the shoes, although not with that dress. She looks like she is wrapped in party streamers.
She is gorgeous.
and MK you are seriously kicking ass today! lmao
" That private place is only meant for...for....well...any dude with a working dick. A working dick and a pulse! I'm not into that dead sex shit"
I agree PSL and gucci... the woman is flawless. No snark from me on this one!
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But then again, what do I know?
BOOOOOOOOORING. Great looking, yes. Sexy? Nope.
I agree MK. She is the hotness!
*loses all self esteem*
*blows head off at reflection*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
speaking of sex with the dead, whatever happened to that dude you wrote about a while back that got caught in a morgue with the old dead lady? i'd really be interested in an update.
update, update!
She is so fucking gorgeous she makes this hideous dress look good. damn
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
My friend has seen Charlize in fucking Starbucks with no makeup, and said she is STUNNING.
It's not fair......
“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin