Tuesday, May 13th 2008

This Woman Is Perfect

Don't say Charlize Theron's beauty is overrated. Don't say it! Don't! I said, don't say it!

Who cares if her dress is one of Charo's old ones or if her shoes were bought from a 90-year-old's estate sale. The woman is magic! She's the only female I would let touch my no-no hole. That private place is only meant for...for....well...any dude with a working dick. A working dick and a pulse! I'm not into that dead sex shit.

Here's Charlize showing these dumb tramps how it's done at the Christian Dior Cruise collection in NYC yesterday.

Wenn, Splashnewsonline.com

Posted by: Michael K


La_Femme_Latina's picture

This bitch is dressed like BoBo the clowns assistant and shes still looks flawless. class and beauty all the way.

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I couldn't agree more MIK, she is perfect, one natural beauty from the head to the toe, from her rocking body to her stunning eyes to her hot cheekbones to her sensual lips to her shining smile to her hot angelic face features..to her perfect nose who is "natural" she didn't had her nose rescuplted where did you see that you ugly jealous ho ??? she got the same nose from her young age you can see it in her old pictures whene she was young you liar, jealous much you ugly ho ?? sorry but yeah she is beautiful and she personify the class and the glamour she is the mix of Kim Novack and Monoroe of nowadays, from her elegance to her charisma to her talent and class act,as for taylor i find her too tiny and i don't like her nose the one who should rescuplted it's her .

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Miller on May 14, 2008 - 5:27am.
I don't like the dress, the shoes and the roots, however, she is pretty. Madam S. is just
-jealous,
-bored,
-hungry
or all of the above, or something completely different, she might have a frapp craving.
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BeigeBaby's picture

I'm saying it cause girlfriend needs to get her nose redone. MK, she's not Liz Taylor or Grace Kelly. They didn't have their noses rescuplted. GF needs to go back to old school to revisit perfection. Google the actress who played 'Laura'. Sorry, there just isn't anyone in the business today who comes close to the perfection of these 3 ladies of past decades.

Miller's picture

I don't like the dress, the shoes and the roots, however, she is pretty. Madam S. is just
-jealous,
-bored,
-hungry
or all of the above, or something completely different, she might have a frapp craving.

-- A kick in the rear is a step forward.

gucci's picture

MM25:

we are all beautiful in our own way.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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bo_tatoe's picture

There's something magical about her which is beyond looks. Beauty that money can't buy (aka: plastic surgery, styling).

letinstar's picture

purple is my favorite color...charlize looks great...
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Her face is great but she is too big and wide.

Not in a feminine way.

She has not curves or a waist or breast, just a very thick rectangular shape rather than an hourglass shapely figure.

Puggles's picture

Yeah shes pretty, but her taste in men is terrible, ST is a complete tool.

DR.FUNK's picture

DR.FUNK

CATHERINE DENEUVE...GRACE KELLY...CHARLIZE THERON.
Strong.

kdracofan's picture

TO THE MOON ALICE... on May 13, 2008 - 5:55pm.

she's a doll.

and madam s? why can't you say something nice about someone for once? geeze are you that miserable?
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Hmmm. No. Just because she voiced her opinion doesn't make her a miserable person. Want to 'deal' with one of those? Go to the Brangelina thread....

Tigerlilly's picture

Nah, she definitely ranks in the top five of "Women I'd kill my grandmama to look like" list...#1 being a 20 year old Brigitte Bardot...

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paris herpes's picture

She's a hot tranny that's what she is!

Your face!

BrownHankyWithWhiteStripes's picture

She is stunning, but in this picture she looks like the erect clitoris poking out of Barney the Purple Dinosaur's labia...I mean assuming Barney was like a girl dino and had girl-parts and such.
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Tigerlilly's picture

She's perfection...

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Mel-Tang's picture

I don't get the appeal. She is amazonian.

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harlee25's picture

I really don't understand those shoes with that dress....ugh

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original putas's picture

I despise her!

Sayonara's picture

She is pretty, but I want to hear more about her boyfriend Stuart Townsend.

Hey you get off my cloud...

sexi_minx's picture

She is very beautiful.Compare her beauty to Wonky's and Wonky would look more like a pre-op tranny than she does already. Many of the actress in Hollywood are very average looking such as Claire Danes, Renee Zellweger, Maggie Gyllenhaal,Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore but Charlize is definitely not one of them.

joanne's picture

Submitted by putas on May 13, 2008 - 6:15pm.

I agree with you there.

No Words's picture

I love Charlize! She is my ultimate girl crush! And anyone who doesn't love her and idolize her are a bunch of jellus h8terz and liarz!

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TO THE MOON ALICE...'s picture

from Anonymoussss sh"e "may be hot but she no phobe price"

and thank god she never will be!

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what the fuck?

She may be hot, but she's no Phoebe Price.

zoloftpony's picture

Hottest pothead ever.

"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White

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Madam S is one of the funniest on here. Don't hate on her!!

TO THE MOON ALICE...'s picture

she's a doll.

and madam s? why can't you say something nice about someone for once? geeze are you that miserable?

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what the fuck?

Since when is Budapest not the capitol of Turkey???

Winnyfranfran's picture

She is beautiful.

Hoolrah's picture

Checklist-
Shows tits....check
smokes weed....check
doesn't give a fuck....check

I love her.

Regina's picture

Didn't she once say that she adored Turkey and its capital, Budapest?

seras's picture

She always looks gorgeous.Bitch!

r5bales's picture

DON"T make fun of those shoes. They are Great.
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Miss Priss's picture

This woman can pull off any outfit. Style and confidence comes from within. She's got a nice personality too.

Gorgeous.

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For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

RJII's picture

talented, tall, strong, classic beauty. Hope she doesn't go hollyweird.

fnug7's picture

She is pretty much physical perfection in my opinion...she's stunning, simple as.

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Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 13, 2008 - 4:33pm.
i change name to i fuckingwouldfuckher-alina!
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Hahahahaha!

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Devore's picture

I dont get her appeal.

DebFrmHell's picture

As I breathe, i swear that if you made the top half of that dress yellow, and from the gathered waist down black...you would have my Junior/Senior prom dress from 1969!

If I had a gurlcrush, it would be Charlize. She is the royal shit.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Perfect?
Eh, she's not as bad as others but she's still a celebutard.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Speaking of "perfect" women, Rumer is recording an album......BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

will it ever end?
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tonicbitch's picture

I think she's beautiful, yet she doesn't come across as spoiled, arrogant, and is not flinging her shit out there for all the world to see. ♥ her.

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madam s.'s picture

Lucifer_Sam,

Agreed. I don't even understand the accolades. I've seen her only in a few things and she royally sucked in all of them.

The most interesting thing about her is that Sweetas has a girl crush on her.

And MK... your no-no hole can do better.

soul's picture

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"how it's done" i so agree!! :)
natural beauty, real actress, and a warrior.

Athina's picture

Elegant, down-to-earth, gorgeous...just love, love, love her. I'd kill for that dress AND those shoes. Yes, indeed...show those Hollywood skanks how it's done. Christina Aguilera, please pay attention. This is what a hot bitch looks like.

Candy Lynn's picture

Phoebe Price's # 1 Fan

I love her............She loves to wear Couture. She's super cool. Talented, Elegant and Classy...... Yes, We're talking of my 2nd idol Ms Charlize Theron, and not Phoebe Price!

People, this Girl (Theron) is what JLO wish to become!!!!

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Overrated.

The C word's picture

She's a beauty.

Paris, HoHum, et al could learn a lesson or two from this one.

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ChubbyWubby's picture

She has remained on my "Top 10" for many, many years. Hot, elegant, and sexy all rolled into one.

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