Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Shayne Lamas Is Classy
Shayne Lamas, the winner of The Bachelor, is celebrating her engagement to Matt Grant by posing in Girls Gone Wild magazine. Shauna Sand must be proud.
22-year-old Shayne is featured in a six-page photo spread. The spread features no nudity. Boring! She's saving showing off her chocha and nippies for Penthouse when her fake ass engagement to Matt expires.
Girls Gone Wild magazine?! What does the ultra-sophisticated Lorenzo Lamas have to say about this? He's probably going to have the magazine framed and put over his bathroom toilet.
Actually, I think this makes me love Shayne's trashy ass even more. I mean, Girls Gone Wild?!
VIA People
Since when is Bone Ass sexy? that must be what skeletors ass looks like.
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I dont think, I drink.
Wait, there's a girls gone wild magazine?? I didn't think it was even possible to get that trashy. Seriously, she looks like every other dumb blonde. Once they've been together for 2 months or less, he is going to get bored and move on. Girls like that are just sad pathetic copies of each other.
She looks so hot. She is my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
who is this?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
~~Submitted by krazykatzwoman on May 13, 2008 - 8:58pm.
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I'd have to disagree. SugarDvD woman looks WAYYY cleaner.
And btw, I'm working on drinking too much. I'll let you know when they look like twins!
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I never commented before, but...WTF! Her photo just happened to be right next to the ad for the SugarDVD. I would swear they are one and the same! Open a new window and put the SugarDVD ho next to Shayne...now tell me, are they not the same woman? Is this what her "acting" career has amounted to so far? If not, then Lorenzo must have produced an illegitimate child!
What do you think? Or have I had too much to drink...
Ok, like seriously, I KNOW it's a whole lotta jelly going on here 'cuz jam doesn't go with HATERADE you are drinking. Jellus bitches.
I keed, I keed. ;-)
You know what, I have an idea for a reality show. It's called "SkankQuest"...Yeah, it follows the same pattern as the "Batchelor", "Flavor of Love", and my personal favorite "Rock of Love", but instead of "Love", they're out for skank. What say you all? (Oh, like you wouldn't watch...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Look, I know it's pretty easy to make fun of this girl's "career" choices, but she's only following the Sarah Larson Guide to fame and fortune.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
Cinderella42470, you're welcome-no problem.
This was probably before your time when you were just a twinkle in your Dad's eye. Lorenzo's got the same problem as his hot-blooded father Fernando Lamas. These guys are the biggest whoremasters around. Lorenzo's been married 4 times and engaged a few others. He loves the cheap blonde bimbos
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Thanks ChubbyWubby.
No, Shauna is not her mother. Her mother was one of Lorenzo's earlier wives, Michelle Smith. She has a brother named AJ
Lorenzo has 3 young girls with Shauna
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Michaela on May 13, 2008 - 4:00pm.
It's ok, Michaela. I share the same thoughts and the same self-loathing -- but I never watched Renegade. I loved LL on Falcon Crest. Anyway, I don't think he left Kathleen Kinmont for Shauna Sand. I think they were divorced already but still friends and working together on Renegade. Anyway, when he got with Kathleen Kinmont, she was the teenage daughter of his Falcon Crest co-star. That's sort of shocking, I guess. In my soap opera head -- and I don't believe there is or should be a "in real life" Lorenzo Lamas -- he really loved Kathleen Kinmont. I mean, she's so completely opposite of what he usually goes for, it must've been, right? Anyway a recent-ish pic of the two -- and evidence that she couldn't be more different than Shauna Sand. LOL.
http://www.broadwayworld.com/galleryphoto.cfm?photoid=24929&personid=148...
Ok, now I'll go back to hating myself, too.
I didn't know this was Lorenzos daughter! And Shauna Sand is her mother?
She had to be a plant on that show. She was dumb as a box of rocks, yet they had an amazing connection. please.
There's a blogger in Chicago called Un Bon Homme who also claims to look like Bale.
PLEASE. I'm sure StockBroker looks just like him
(eyerolls). I'll believe it when I see it.
She looks alittle like Brooke Hogan or Nick.
She looks a LOT like Shanna Moakler... which probably doesn't bode well for her future, although posing in GGW is a start.
I'm assuming this is a Joe Francis publication? Oh, how I would LOVE to hear exactly how many times he was ass-raped in prison!
Anonymoussss...
*hangs head*
i would do a lot of bad
things for an english accent.
*walks out*
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 13, 2008 - 1:14pm.
because they are on TV, and they will do whatever that will extend their 15 minutes after this crap show is over.
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
I've got to say this: Why in the world were all those girls on the Bachelor fighting over this British guy? Did any of you see him with his shirt off? We're talking Pillsbury Doughboy here. You couldn't pay me enough money to go near that thing.
And oh yeah, Shane is chubby. She's like one Snowball away from being the fat girl.
Oooh...classy. Not.
That guy sets off my GAYDAR.
She is Troll-like.
Submitted by zoloftpony on May 13, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Wtf, there's a Girls Gone Wild magazine? Who buys this shit?
Pedophiles
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Shauna's not proud she's JEALOUS!!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Lorenzo certainly didn't set the bar too high for his daughter.....
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
yeah engagement..hrm. I wonder how long this will last?
ugh I hate the bachelor .. actually I hate reality tv.
http://www.momsword.org
Wtf, there's a Girls Gone Wild magazine? Who buys this shit?
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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White
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NYC_Lady,
The day that I finally can't look at an actual PAPER newspaper in the morning while I have my tea I am going to cry hot, salty tears.
(Although realistically it's a huge waste of paper, I know).
Wow...I bet her posh British mum and dad to be are so proud!
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Well, that didn't take long.
She's one pair of Lucite platforms away from dazed, full-on ho mode.
Yes I love Lorenzo Lamas and watched Renegade and I won't lie. LOVED that show.
It makes me sad that he goes for the same kind of trashy woman and marries them. Look at how pathetic this is that his daughter looks like a damn hooker. The only one of his wives, Kathleen Kinmont, was the only normal one. He left her for MK's future wife, Shauna Sand. Lorenzo is so pretty though - he got those looks from his mother, Arlene Dahl LOL!!!
OMG I hate myself so much.
Submitted by madam s. on May 13, 2008 - 3:58pm.
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I know. It seems no one is interested in reading a newspaper anymore. They just get their news online or on TV and save the reading for dumb magazines.
I know I shouldn't be shocked that there is a magazine called "Girls Gone Wild", but I can't help it... I am.
And the nations' entire newspaper industry is becoming extinct because of the rapidly diminishing circulation, but there are enough subscribers to keep "Girls Gone Wild" published?