That's What You Call A Shitty Seat
Gokhan Mutlu has filed a $2 million lawsuit against JetBlue Airways claiming they made him sit in the bathroom for part of his flight. In court papers, Gokhan said the pilot of his full Feb. 28 flight from San Diego to New York ordered him to give up his seat to a flight attendant who wanted to be more comfortable than she was in her jump seat.
They told him he could go sit in the toilet. WTF! The pilot told him the jumper seat was for personnel only. And he went! Gokhan said, "They put me in the toilet. I don't feel good about it. I don't feel good about it at all." Gokhan sat in there through turbulence without a seatbelt on.
Gokhan also claimed that while he was sitting in the bathroom, he opened the door and was laughed at by two male flight attendents. Those bitchy queens! He said that while everyone enjoyed their in-flight entertainment he had to "flush the toilet and hear the sound of water for entertainment."
JetBlue would not comment. They claimed they had not seen the lawsuit yet.
If this shit is true then Gokhan has to be the dumbest bitch ever. How the hell are you going to let some asshole tell you to go and sit in the shitter during a flight? I would have created a fucking shit storm. They would have had to call in the military, UFOs and Superman to control my age.
I also think we might have found Pam Babcock aka toilet lady a new man. He only sat there for 3 hours, but she can train him to sit longer. Love on the toilet seat.
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I have been stuck next to the nastiest people on flights at times and I would have KILLED to ride it out in a private suite (aka bathroom)!
Of course for some of the people stuck next to me on occasion, I am sure I apologized enough...and paid for drinks.
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haha this story plus picture made me spit out my iced latte and cackle like a manic.
thanks.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
I guess no one had to go the whole flight?
The pilot would've taken their seat away too and made them serve food and beverages, probably.
You know so the flight attendants could "service" the COCKpit.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
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I would have sue for more than $2million where is the emotianal distress, paranoia, claustrophobia,toiletphobia and the pain in his ass cheek , he needs to hired me to be his lawyer
Submitted by jess1227 on May 13, 2008 - 3:10pm.
You mean you wouldn't sit on an airplane toilet if it meant that you could file a $2M lawsuit consequently?
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Honey, I've sat on a lot worse for a lot less! :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Agreed, I do too think this douche (pun intended) saw the $$$$$ opportunity to sue and went with the idiocy flow.
Wonder if he is another suing happy man-child.
You mean you wouldn't sit on an airplane toilet if it meant that you could file a $2M lawsuit consequently? I wish that shit happened to me!
I'd be pissed too. fuck them, sitting in the turlet for an entire flight?
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I think the only reason he let them do that to him is because he was thinking about suing. I would've given them hell, demanded a refund of the fare, and still sued them.
I don't think so. But you're right, C Word--- he was smart enough to keep his mouth shut. Proof positive that in some cases it pays to shit where you eat. Or at least get some tasty in-flight snacks.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on May 13, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Airline service is so bad these days I am surprised they aren't stuffing people in the cargo hold for a discounted fee.
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For an EXTRA fee!
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I would have made such a stink (no pun intended) if they did that to me. They would have landed the plane and arrested my ass.
I cant believe he gave the sit to her, and what is this that the flight attendant can sit on his sit but he cant sit on hers?
But wait...He IS a Harlem Globetrotter.....
WHAT?!
I just MIGHT have put up with that bullshit....well, maybe because I knew I could sue the shit out of Jet Blue......
“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
This 'idiot' was smart enough to recognize a potential windfall when it presented itself.
He'll probably get a settlement and the staff will get suspended/reprimanded/fired.
Gokhan Mutlu means "smart bastard" in Turkish.
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It's his fault for being a push-over, I would have liked to see the flight attendants and pilot try that shit with a Ghetto black woman.
Maybe his skirt was too short and offended everyone on flight. Maybe he will be on TV tomorrow with his Mommy and cry.
Then he can go back to his job at Hooters...
I would have grounded the flight with my hissy fit.
WTF with the "uncomfortable" flight attendant? Fuck them, they signed up for it and get paid for it.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Airline service is so bad these days I am surprised they aren't stuffing people in the cargo hold for a discounted fee.
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he had to "flush the toilet and hear the sound of water for entertainment."
WTF? Let some jerk tell me I have to sit in the bathroom during a flight; there will be serious hell to pay. They would have to make an emergency landing because I would be tearing up that plane and anyone who gets in my way.
What an idiot. I bet he was thinking $$$$$$ while sitting on the pot.
in my village when sky people do this things, we get BLUMPKIN AT LEAST!
BLUMPKINS AND LUNCHABLE WITH HAM AND CHEESE
What the fuck , i would have beat the hell out of the flight attendant and pilot, that bitch is their to work not to be comfortable ,if im paying for a service you better do it well and not bitch about not being comfortable like I care
What a God damn fucking idiot.
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