That's What You Call A Shitty Seat
Gokhan Mutlu has filed a $2 million lawsuit against JetBlue Airways claiming they made him sit in the bathroom for part of his flight. In court papers, Gokhan said the pilot of his full Feb. 28 flight from San Diego to New York ordered him to give up his seat to a flight attendant who wanted to be more comfortable than she was in her jump seat.
They told him he could go sit in the toilet. WTF! The pilot told him the jumper seat was for personnel only. And he went! Gokhan said, "They put me in the toilet. I don't feel good about it. I don't feel good about it at all." Gokhan sat in there through turbulence without a seatbelt on.
Gokhan also claimed that while he was sitting in the bathroom, he opened the door and was laughed at by two male flight attendents. Those bitchy queens! He said that while everyone enjoyed their in-flight entertainment he had to "flush the toilet and hear the sound of water for entertainment."
JetBlue would not comment. They claimed they had not seen the lawsuit yet.
If this shit is true then Gokhan has to be the dumbest bitch ever. How the hell are you going to let some asshole tell you to go and sit in the shitter during a flight? I would have created a fucking shit storm. They would have had to call in the military, UFOs and Superman to control my age.
I also think we might have found Pam Babcock aka toilet lady a new man. He only sat there for 3 hours, but she can train him to sit longer. Love on the toilet seat.
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Something to take into consideration, regardless of his motives. I actually had this happen to me a few years ago. I was on a full flight after a holiday in the midldle seat of 3. The girl next to me near the window got sick half-way thur the flight. Honestly she looked like she had a rough night. But she claimed she was going to faint. So we had to call any doctors over the loud speaker. Fast forward and the "doc" decides shes needs to elevate her feet or could go into a coma. They sit and take up the entire 3 seats. Person to my left is thrown in doc's first class seat... leaving me standing in an aisle for an hour. Finally we are nearing landing and new young "stewardess" tells me to go sit in the toilet because ther are no seats available. I don't, but the flight attendants argue for a while what to do with me. Fast forward again... landing gear comes up. Screaming for me to sit in a "jump seat" which is illegal or the cockpit which is also illegal." Finally someone on the back row sees the intensity of the situation and says they are a pilot for the company, so they can go in the cockpit. I am thrown into a seat... land within 5 seconds... we are met by ambulances, etc. at the gate. And the worst part... I was nver thanked or acknowledged for my inconvenience of standing for half a flight and almost thrown in a toilet! Did i complain... yes, of course. What was I given... $50 off my next flight. Never used it and and didn't sue. Am I still pissed, hell yeah. Most importantly, what was the airline... UNITED!! So the you go...
Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
I sincerely doubt this is true. That goes against every safety procedure and I doubt any airline staff is stupid enough to do that...I've just got home from my flight attendant training so I wanted to comment! hehehe
this dude is a disgrace to the harlem globetrotter name...
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So he missed the in-flight movie, too?
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Submitted by Accidental Sexiness on May 13, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I bet he also got burned with a hot coffee from McDonalds! He should sue them too!
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I remember the case of the old lady who sued Mc Donalds's for $80 million because she burnt her tongue on the hot coffee.
Hey you get off my cloud...
Here's how I bet the situation actually panned out:
The stewardess was complaining of sore feet. Thinking he could get laid, dude offered his seat up to her. He then went to go take an enormous dump in preparation and/or whack himself off to make it appear like he can last forever in the lavatory and couldn't figure out how to get out. Damn those pesky plane bathroom doors. Anyway, when he asked for help, the other flight attendants laughed and told him it happened all the time. Once he got out, he then went to attempt to hit on the stewardess in his seat, hence why he didn't sit in it for the rest of the flight.
As for why he stayed in the bathroom for the rest of it, well, he probably eats a lot of tacos.
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I think he was on this flight as a stand-by passenger. I am not sure if he was non-reving (free)or whether he had a paid ticket. Either case if that stupid FA had asked for her seat back after she agreed to do the jump seat, I would have told her no way. Once they let him board, they should have let him keep his seat.
Completley unprofessional of Jet Blue. I think $2M is a little unreasonable but I hope he wins something. FA sounds like a bitch.
Wait a minute, people. In this day and age, in Amerikkka, you do what the uniforms TELL you to do. Does anyone recall the story about the woman who was forced to drink her own breast milk to prove it wasn't liquid explosive? Hasn't anyone been through a "security" check point at an airport lately? When you're on a plane, they can put you in restraints if you cause ANY kind of commotion.
And I think I read that Gokhan in Turkish means "idiot".
He looks like one of Borats people.
And yes, ISprained, I think I saw him gripping a rope at said mall. BTW, there's a chinstrap on his helmet.
I can only hope and pray that this is true.
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This story is completely ridiculous!
ISprainedMyUvula on May 13, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Dude looks helmet-special.
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Actually, his name is Turkish. His last name, "Mutlu" literally translates to "happy."
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Newportjoey on May 13, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Gokhan Mutlu must mean Door Mat in Croatian?
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by justjane on May 13, 2008 - 3:28pm.
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At second glance, he might be short bus AND helmet special with a small dose of "holding onto the rope as you're led around the mall".
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
ISprained: I was thinking short-bus special.LOL helmet.
Poor guy has a face that says kick me.
Yeah. Right.
He should include santa and the tooth fairy in the law suit since he's making shit up.
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Some planes are so disgusting anymore, the "lavatory" would actually be a better seat. Imagine the privacy. Why didn't he take advantage of the "Mile High Club"? He didn't realize what a BONUS it was to sit in the bathroom.
Dude looks helmet-special.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
In all serriousness, what kind of fucktard actually AGREES to going and sitting in the bathroom??
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Dude is just looking for a payout.
In Jetblue's defense, they mistook his face for a turd.
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I don't believe it. Can't wait until the witnesses show up. Or should I write that "witnesses."
This sounds like a load of utter B.S. Bet it's the work of Ashton Kutcher. :P
It's completely against Federal Regulations for any airline to ever do something like this. It not only opens JetBlue up to being sued by the passenger in question, it could also open them up to being fined thousands and thousands of dollars by the FAA.
I travel constantly and although I've had snippy flight attendants, I've never seen or heard of anything remotely close to a story like this one.
Shit! Indeed the dumbest person ever. How can anyone let those assholes say you have to seat on the toilet after YOU have payed for your damn ticket. I would not even lift a finger for that bitch flight attendant. This is a sad story.
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Gokhan Mutlu must mean Door Mat in Croatian?
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I dont believe its true, maybe he was trying to get with flight attendant, hell he looks like he just flew to sue
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Submitted by StewieGriffin on May 13, 2008 - 2:51pm.
um that sound like a lot of b.s. to me, especially in this day and age when airlines are bending over backwards to keep customers. The flight crew knows that's not only dangerous, but that they would get their ass sued...I'll believe it when he goes to court and wins.
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yeah, I heard this on the radio this morning.. and something doesnt add up... something isnt making sense here..
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I also think we might have found Pam Babcock aka toilet lady a new man. He only sat there for 3 hours, but she can train him to sit longer. Love on the toilet seat.
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HAHAHA, anyone remember the saturday night live commercial for "The Love Toilet" with Kevin Neeland and Victoria Jackson? hysterical
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um that sound like a lot of b.s. to me, especially in this day and age when airlines are bending over backwards to keep customers. The flight crew knows that's not only dangerous, but that they would get their ass sued...I'll believe it when he goes to court and wins.
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I totally agree C Word. And you know if he tried to fight about it on the flight they would have Rodney Kinged his ass at the airport.
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I bet he also got burned with a hot coffee from McDonalds! He should sue them too!
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"Submitted by Suzy Farkis on May 13, 2008 - 1:20pm."
Holy shit that's funny! I so want to make that my ringtone.....
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i'll sit on the shitter for a month for 2 million. But i'll have to agree i'd probably have a hell of a mess for them to clean up.
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Uhhhhh... rriiiggghhhttt.... and on the way to work I was forced to sit in the BACK of the bus. Come on people. Who seriously believes this crap?
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-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by Triscuit on May 13, 2008 - 3:03pm.
But wait...He IS a Harlem Globetrotter.....
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tonicbitch on May 13, 2008 - 2:24pm.
This dude isn't dumb, he figured out how to make in flight toilet times = $$$
- And ASS TAX Exempt status.
The WIG TAX might come back to bite him in the ass though.
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Remember when Chevy Chase and Co. strapped Aunt Edna to the roof of the station wagon? Pretty soon airlines will need us to push the plane to get it in flight.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 13, 2008 - 3:15pm.
This douche heard Cha-Ching every time he flushed.
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And that was just the sound of his gonads hitting the toilet bowl.
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But then again, what do I know?
This dude isn't dumb, he figured out how to make in flight toilet times = $$$
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Submitted by Clarisse
This douche heard Cha-Ching every time he flushed.
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That's what I'm thinking. People are very lawsuit savvy these days. Probably called his lawyer from the can. Lawyer probably said keep your mouth shut and snap a photo of yourself on the shitter looking sad!
Ironically this dude looks like he spends hours flushing the toilet for entertainment when he's at home.
And he has a perfectly round head like Karl Pilkington.
He should have screamed "YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE FUCKING FURY" a la Yngwie Malmsteen.
Here it is if you didn't hear of it at the time of the fateful flight, freaking hilarious. (I just heard he trademarked the phrase!)
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/Blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article...
Either true or false...this was a hilarious post...lol
Michael K. You forgot to mention that this dude was flying on a "Buddy Pass", which is a very discounted ticket that friends and family of employees get to use. It also means he was flying stand-by and lucky to even get on the *full* flight. I highly doubt they asked him to sit in the toilet. This story sounds way to fishy for me. I think this guy just wants to sue.
And, if it is true Fuck Jet Blue!!!
This douche heard Cha-Ching every time he flushed.
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I would have loved to see the flight attendants open the door at dinner and ask "Chicken or Beef?".